[THUD]
IRIS: IS THAT HIM?
IT'S EITHER HIM OR THE BUFF GUY
ON THE PAPER TOWEL ROLLS.
I CAN DO THAT WITH ONE BARE HAND.
HELLO.
LOIS AND IRIS: HI.
YOU ARE CLARK KENT, RIGHT?
CAN I HELP YOU?
IRIS: UH, YEAH, HOPEFULLY. HEH HEH.
UM, SO, UH, THIS UNIVERSE
AND AN INFINITE NUMBER OF OTHERS
IS IN THE PROCESS OF BLINKING OUT OF EXISTENCE,
AND THERE ARE 7 PEOPLE IN ALL OF SPACE AND TIME
WHO CAN SUPPOSEDLY--
LEX LUTHOR IS GONNA TRY TO KILL YOU.
-LOIS. -HE IS.
-LEX? -YEAH.
I DIDN'T KNOW THE PRESIDENT WAS IN TOWN.
LOOK. I'VE FACED A LOT OF THESE TYPE OF THINGS--
LEX: HELLO, OLD FRIEND.
WHO ARE YOU?
DON'T YOU KNOW ME, CLARK?
I'M LEX LUTHOR.
HMM.
YOU'RE NOT LEX.
MAYBE NOT THE LEX YOU KNOW.
THE MULTIVERSE HAS A WAY OF ALIGNING FATES.
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THOSE PEOPLE?
SENT THEM BACK TO THEIR FLYING TIN CAN IN THE SKY.
LET'S HOPE THEY LEARN FROM THIS TEACHABLE MOMENT.
NOW I'M HERE FOR YOU, NOT THEM.
WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'M JUST A GUY
WORKING ON HIS FARM.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY GREATEST ENEMY
ON ANY EARTH.
IT'S WRITTEN IN THE STARS
AND IN THIS BOOK,
OR I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ON THIS EARTH
CLARK KENT--HEH HEH-- IS SUPERMAN.
WHERE I COME FROM, THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
HE CAN'T SEE PAST HIS GLASSES.
HMM.
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHY, TO KILL YOU OF COURSE
AND EVERY VERSION OF YOU ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE
SO THAT IF THE, UH, SUPER FRIENDS
SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO SAVE EXISTENCE
THERE WON'T BE A SINGLE SUPERMAN
TO STAND IN MY WAY.
THAT'S KRYPTONITE.
WHICH HAS NO EFFECT ON ME
EVER SINCE I GAVE UP MY POWERS.
YOU GAVE UP YOUR POWERS?
CAN'T SAY I'VE MISSED THESE CHATS.
YOU WERE BASICALLY A GOD.
YOU COULD FLY.
YOU COULD SEE THROUGH WALLS.
YOU HAD SUPERSTRENGTH.
[CRUNCH]
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THAT IS WORTH MORE THAN ANY SUPERPOWER.
LOIS LANE: HEY, CLARK. THE GIRLS WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT THEY'VE MADE.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO--
AH. STILL STRONGER.
YOU TOOK ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT.
ENJOY YOUR LITTLE SLICE OF MEDIOCRITY
WHILE YOU CAN, CLARK.
YOU'RE ALL DOOMED ANYWAY.
HEY.
WAS SOMEBODY HERE, OR WERE YOU TALKING TO THE COWS AGAIN?
THAT WAS LEX LUTHOR FROM ANOTHER EARTH.
APPARENTLY, THE MULTIVERSE IS ENDING.
HA HA! SMALLVILLE, YOU MADE A FUNNY.
IT'S TAKEN YOU ABOUT A DECADE,
BUT YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
-HMM. WHAT'D THE GIRLS MAKE? -A MESS.
THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE IT.
OH. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR...
US.
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD THEM NOT TO.