[music playing]
Hot Mess
- What's up? I'm Txunamy. - And I'm Enzo.
And today on Hot Mess is the I heart pets episode.
We'll be asking personal questions
and whoever knows less gets the mess.
Let's get this puppy started.
[buzzer sounding]
Okay guys, the first round is called the Chuck It Bucket.
Chuck It Bucket.
If we get a question wrong, the other person gets to chuck
whatever's in the bucket at you.
Eww. So, in the buckets,
we're gonna have a mixture of dried dog food and wet dog food.
How do dogs even eat that?
My dog doesn't eat it, she gets gourmet food.
She's a princess.
Okay, this has got to be
the most disgusting round in this game, right?
I mean, it's dog food.
Especially wet dog food.
Wet dog food is disgusting.
Let's get to the first question.
What is Txunamy's guilty pleasure app?
Twitter, Instagram, Tik Tok or Goat Simulator?
What is that?
I'm going to guess Goat Simulator.
Goat Simulator? Enzo, what the heck?
What is a goat simulator?
Do you see this? This is a bucket full of wet dog food.
This is a spoon full of what? Dog food.
[gasping]
Oh, that is disgusting.
Okay, Enzo. I'm really sorry for this.
It's in your face. Stop flinching.
[laughing]
You missed the whole thing.
No!
Alright, time for my question.
Which app does Enzo spend the most amount of time on?
Twitter, Instagram, YouTube and Nap Tracker?
What is that? Okay, I'm gonna guess YouTube
'cause I've literally never seen you on Instagram.
You are right.
Ah! I knew it! Oh my God,
I'm not getting dog food on my face!
Enzo could you maybe
- turn a little towards me? - I don't get it.
Too much, too much. Just a little. Perfect.
You know what? I'm actually kind of
getting used to the smell.
Good thing I have a hat on.
[buzzer sounding]
Alright guys, we're moving on to the next round with
The Mess Blaster.
Let's see what we're working with.
Oh. Is that cat food?
[meowing]
Mm.
Ooh, look at these toys.
Oh my gosh, why do cats find this so interesting?
[meowing]
Oh.
[laughing]
Already, we'll let's just move on to the questions.
Which animal does Enzo think is the cuddliest?
A dog, a snake, a cat, a lamb?
Oh, a dog. That's easy. Right?
I knew it!
Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it. Enzo, I knew it.
Perfect.
Alrighty, Enzo. It is time. Are you ready?
- No. - Too bad.
[gasping]
Alright, it's time for my comeback.
- My question now. - Oh, God.
If Txunamy could be any pet, what would she be?
A cat 'cause they're classy, a dog 'cause they're stoked,
an elephant 'cause you said any pet,
a hamster 'cause they're adorable?
I would say, a dog because you have dogs.
No, I said, "cat".
[meowing]
Well, I'm like a cat. I always land on my feet.
[meowing]
Actually, Enzo, you are gonna get messy.
'kay. Bye.
[meowing]
Enzo, I'm beginning to believe
that you didn't show up to win, you showed up to... get messy.
Well, that may be accurate.
It's accurate.
[buzzer sounding]
Alrighty guys, so for this round,
we are each gonna be picking a colored balloon.
And whatever's under goes above our heads.
Mystery Balloons
So, I am going to choose... orange.
Let's see. Ah! I'm so scared.
What is that?
Ehh.
Green, then.
Oh, God. That is actually disgusting.
Please tell me that's chocolate cake.
Enzo, that was disgusting!
This is gonna be the one I get back at you.
I can already feel it.
Enzo, do you see how clean this is?
It's gonna stay that way.
Here's my question. If Txunamy could take over
any Instagram account for a day, which would it be?
Avani Gregg, Ariana Grande,
Drake or James Charles?
I'm gonna go for Ariana Grande.
Sorry, that was incorrect.
The answer was James Charles 'cause I really love his makeup.
He's, like, very talented at it.
Alright, Enzo. It is time. I'm so sorry, Enzo. Here we go.
[gasping]
[flushing]
Alright, next question.
Who is Enzo's biggest Insta-crush?
Charli D'amelio, Keke Palmer, Jayden Bartels and Loren Gray?
Oh my gosh, um.
I am gonna guess... Keke Palmer.
- No! - Finally.
What was it?
It was Loren Gray.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[flushing]
[buzzer sounding]
Alright guys, this round we're gonna step it up with...
The Giant Fan.
So, for this round,
let's take a look at our ingredients.
We have... um, dog hair... fish flakes...
dry dog and cat food,
kitty litter, bird seed...
- and meal worms. - Oh God, don't say that. Ugh.
I'd eat one.
My comeback just started.
And how does that lemonade smell, by the way?
It smells really good.
Let's just get on to the next question.
How long does it take for Txunamy to get ready?
30 minutes, one hour, two hours or 18 hours?
I can check off two of them,
18 hours and two hours, 'cause that's unreasonable.
Probably an hour.
Sorry, Enzo. I actually take two hours to get ready.
Oh, you know what?
I'm just gonna take a few steps over here
and I'm gonna grab this fan
and I'm just gonna pull it towards you.
Alrighty, Enzo. Are you ready for this?
[sighing]
Guess, we'll never know.
[music playing]
Alright, let's see.
How long does it take Enzo to get ready?
30 minutes, tops, under five minutes,
literally 5 seconds, born ready?
I wanna say 30 minutes, tops but I'm scared.
So, I'm gonna say under-- No! 30 minutes, tops.
Yay!
I... knew it.
This is starting to feel little bit cruel.
[music playing]
[buzzer sounding]
Alrighty, Enzo. This is the final round.
Slime
Alright, here's my question.
Which Nick character would Enzo be?
Patrick, SpongeBob, Michaelangelo, Henry Danger?
I am guessing he would be...
Hmm.
Henry Danger. Right?
Bring it on.
[screaming]
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh my God, it's not over.
Oh gosh.
Oh, Enzo.
[laughing]
It's not stopping.
Enzo, how's it feel?
I like it.
What Nick character would Txunamy be?
Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents,
Ronnie Anne from The Casarandes,
Katara from Avatar or SpongeBob from Bikini Bottom?
Oh.
Man, that's a tough question.
But I'm gonna go with Katara from Avatar.
No! Wait. Oh my God.
[screaming]
Whoo!
[screaming]
I'm opening my eyes, but all I see is green.
[everyone] Good game.
So, I'm today's winner.
Winner!
Which means I get this super cute trophy.
But unfortunately, Enzo was today's Hot Mess.
Which means he gets covered in dog toys...
[squeaking]
...fish food...
[chattering]
...and bird seed.
[chirping]
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[everyone] Bye.