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Officiant: WELCOME EVERYONE.
ON BEHALF OF THE MAYS AND BEETS FAMILY, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
TODAY IS A CELEBRATION.
YOU BOTH FELL IN LOVE BY CHANCE,
BUT YOU ARE HERE TODAY BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING A CHOICE.
YOU ARE CHOOSING EACH OTHER.
WILL YOU, TAYLOR, KEEP MONICA AS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON,
TO LAUGH WITH HER, GO ON ADVENTURES WITH HER,
SUPPORT HER THROUGH LIFE'S TOUGH MOMENTS,
BE PROUD OF HER, GROW OLD WITH HER,
AND FIND NEW REASONS TO LOVE HER EVERYDAY?
I WILL.
WILL YOU, MONICA, KEEP TAYLOR AS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON,
TO LAUGH WITH HIM, GO ON ADVENTURES WITH HIM,
GROW OLD WITH HIM, AND FIND NEW REASONS TO LOVE HIM EVERYDAY?
HELL, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WITH THIS RING, I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
I PROMISE TO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU
AND TRY EVERY DAY TO BE WORTHY OF YOUR LOVE.
MAY YOUR MARRIAGE BRING YOU ALL THE EXQUISITE EXCITEMENTS
A MARRIAGE SHOULD BRING.
MAY YOU HAVE HAPPINESS,
AND MAY YOU FIND IT MAKING ONE ANOTHER HAPPY.
MAY YOU HAVE LOVE, AND MAY YOU FIND IT LOVING ONE ANOTHER.
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE GOVERNMENT
OF THE YUKON TERRITORY, I KNOW PRONOUNCED YOU MARRIED.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TONY AND I GOT MARRIED IN HOLLAND,
AND IT'S DIFFERENT THERE.
BEING MARRIED TO TONY BEETS, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GET A MEDAL,
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH THE MAN
FOR THE LAST 38 YEARS,
BUT EVERY TIME I BRING UP THE MEDAL THING,
HE BRINGS UP THE PAROLE.
HE WANTS PAROLE, SO NEITHER OF US IS GETTING WHAT WE WANT.
Monica: YOU KNOW, I'VE DANCED WITH MY FATHER ONCE BEFORE,
AND THAT WAS AT MY GRADUATION.
HE DIDN'T CRY THEN. I DID.
I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
HE TEARED UP AT MY VOWS, SO WE'RE GOING TO CALL IT EVEN.
THE SOFTER SIDE OF TONY BEETS DOES EXIST.
A JOB IS A JOB IS A JOB, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
THE ONLY GOLD THAT MATTERS TO ME TODAY IS ON MY FINGER.