Narrator: THE ENEMY HAS FLED, ABANDONING THE AREA.
AS OUR FORCES MOVE UP, THEY MUST EXERCISE GREAT CARE.
EVERY OBJECT IS A POSSIBLE BOOBY TRAP.
SOME BOOBY TRAPS ARE MORE ALLURING AND INGENIOUS THAN OTHERS.
IF YOU ARE A BOOB, YOU WILL BE TRAPPED!
EHH, I WISH THE HELL YOU'D SHUT UP!
I AIN'T NO BOOB, AND I WON'T BE TRAPPED. NEHH!
HEY! I WONDER, COULD THIS BE ONE OF THEM THERE BOOBY TRAPS?
MMM-EHH, COULD BE!
[PANTING] WHEW!
[PANTING]
OOOOOHHH, BOY!
A "PIE-ANO"!
[PLAYING "BELIEVE ME IF ALL THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS"]
[HITS WRONG KEY]
[REPEATS NOTE]
[HITTING WRONG KEYS]
EH, THE HELL WITH IT! I COULD NEVER GET THAT LAST NOTE ANYWHO.
OOOOOOHHHH, BOY!
TOBACCO!
YOU KNOW, I AIN'T HAD A GOOD SMOKE IN YEARS!
[HUMMING PIANO NOTES]
HIYA TOOTS! WHAT COOKS?
[CLANGING]
AHH! SOMETHING NEW HAS BEEN ADDED!
[WHIMPERING] BOOBY TRAPS...
YEEEOOOWWW!
WHEW! SAFE AT LAST.
[CLANGING PIANO KEYS]
YEAH! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
[REPEATS SAME NOTES]
[HITS CORRECT KEY]
[BOOM]
WELL, AT LEAST UP HERE, [chuckles] I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NO BOOBY TRAPS.
[PLUCKING SAME NOTES]
[BOOM]