(screaming in pain)
Oh bitch
(more screaming in pain)
Could you just get off of me
Aaah! Oh hey guys. How are you? Great? That's awesome. I feel so naked right now
Don't look at my face but at the same time do because I'm so cute. Now I know what you're probably thinking
"Woah Mac, you look like you lost a couple ages to your face. Something's different about you
I can't pin what?" If you weren't thinking that how dare you. You know what? No one asked for your opinion,
You can leave, like wow be civilized for a second like how dare you disrespect me like that?
I make my own, like I am me you be you I'll be me. I've been watching way too much reality TV
But yes, something is different about me. I shaved my moustache. It's GOOONE!
I've never felt more bare in my life. I look so weird.
But then at the same time it kind of works like I look so clean and so sharp
But then at the same time... am I 13? Do I go to high school? Am I a freshman?
Oh my gosh 13-year old me was a mess
Why did I wear aeropostal? Last time I checked I am not a gay server from 2001
I got the gay part down though. But the reason I shaved my face is because today I'm going to be doing
something I'm probably going to really regret during this video. But then again I feel like that's my entire channel.
I'm still unbranded. so a few days ago I was watching a Buzzfeed video
That's when you know that's when you know when this is about to get weird. Of them trying what people call the world's most painful face mask. They were ripping it off their face
Screaming, complaining, shedding a few tears and the first thing that comes into my mind was that's cool
So I bought it. Yep, here it is. The help or cleanup mask, Elisa, Becca. Milky Piggie. Milky Piggy? It has a pig on it
I guess it's pretty milky, and there's cute little black raindrops. They all look like they're kind of making some type of sound
Hooh! Oooohh! Oooooo! Eeeeeee!
And then there's a butt. So this was made for me. These are all literally multiple stages of me when I'm constipated, just sayin'.
ohhhh
Also all in Korean that's when you know that is when you know hey. Let's go. I'm really terrified.
Great. There's no instruction. Literally the instructions are in Korean. This is amazing guys. We are going to hurt ourselves today, Mac.
This is happening for the views, for the views. This part is highlighted in blue, i guess it must be important.
But I can't read it. May spontaneously combust if in contact with a black man, but I wouldn't know.
First of all, maybe I should look up these instructions
Before I have to take myself to the hospital. Literally all this says is just apply the mask on a dry face, okay, haha
That was a good 10 minutes wait for that screen to load. Just to tell me to put the shit on your face
It's too late to turn back? Here we go
oh my god, ahhhhhh
By the way, I've never tried a face mask before. Why not start with the most painful one, and then go downwards?
To make it through Los angeles you have to be beautiful, right? Pretty hurts.
Beyonce
Okay, weeee
Oh this is very thick.
Boom boom boom
help pore clean up mask thingy
wow, oh my gosh
Quality Content
I feel like I'm gray facing right now, like is this offensive to seals? Okay.
It's fully on my face and now we wait a total of 20 minutes. Oh my god!
20 minutes! Who has time, who has time
20 minutes on a timer and now we wait. God damn it
*lip syncing with the song*
That's my waiting song
ha ha ha
I feel like I'm supposed to be in some weird emo band
like some type of off emo, ha ha
Is that a thing?
I can't make facial expressions, guys
this video is going to be lackluster without them
My facial expressions carry my comedy
What am I going to do
How can I finish a video with no facial expressions
Oh, no
You cannot be funny without making facial expressions
People don't know if you're being serious or not
I can say something right now
you wouldn't even know if I'm being real
or if I'm being fake about it
Bush did 9/11
Was I joking or was I being serious?
Is this a normal youtube video or am I turning it into some political shit
We don't know
the face is covered
I am a straight, white, Christian female
that lives in Alabama
am I being real, or am I not
You don't know, what if I do identify that way
you can't tell me I can't
and you don't know if I'm being serious or not because
facial expressions are important
I love Nickelback
This is the longest twenty minutes of my entire life
oh my god
oh my nose, it itches
Oh that nose itch so bad right now
Ohhh that itch
Okay
ah, my face literally feels like it's being suffocated right now
How can people do this to themselves
Let's talk real quick then in these last three minutes. I hit 100k a few days ago
so thank you for that
still trying to think of things to do to celebrate it
So if you guys have any ideas comment down below
This is such a weird video
look at me glowing though, look at this glow
Oh look at this highlight, honey
oh look at this highlight
yas bitch
Look look look look watch look
Oh did you just get chills honey
Did you just get chlls
I did, I did
I felt it through my entire body
this highlight
who beat your face
Oh my God, is that from Sephora
what honey Mac cosmetics who
yes god
I have gotten progressively gay over these past few days alone.
A 100k has changed me
I've changed. But this highlight is forever bitch.
Honey darling oh
gag me with a fork, run me over with a train, Gaga
Oh, it's ready
Whoo! Thank you guys so much for watching
I'm joking now it's time to give you what you all came here for. To see me peel my face.
now it's time to give you what you all came here for
to see me peel my face
Oh I'm so scared
okay, here we go
are you ready bitch, cus I ain't
oh no jesus, please don't, jesus no
You cannot peel this honey, bullshit!
This is not a peel away mask, excuse me, who did this
Oh my God My eyes are watering. Ohh bitch that was painful
Jesus
you probably think I'm overreacting but you gotta remember
I've never felt this before
so I don't know how it's supposed to feel, but
oh bitch
ohhhh bitch
oh bitch?
bitch.
okay, oh ho ho
why are you watching me
its around my -
oh bitch
Hello, hi, Why is this so painful
Who does this to themselves for beauty?
Beyonce wasn't playing games, pretty hurts
this is proof
Give me a second. I'm tearing up a little bit. I am a wham. Oh
Wow, that's gross. God save me please
give me a second, let me just process this real quick, ow
Now it's just these petty pieces. Is this satisfying to watch
You guys like people peeling their faces off
oh yeah daddy
You know what these pieces can stay, okay
they can party on longer
ah, get off
is my face clearer
I mean obviously it isn't right now, but still. What have you learned today kids?
Nothing sane. I didn't cry
I didn't scream that much okay, shut up
there you go, ladies and gentlemen, the hell pore clean up mask
cause it was hella petty
who gave you the right
was this supposed to be milk cause I thought that was something else
ladies and gentlemen, my face
haha, gross
Moral of the story, Beyonce is right
Beyonce is always right
go buy 'Pretty Hurts' on itunes
is there any other beauty product you want me to try
in the near future, or any other way you want me
to hurt myself for views
I am desperate nowadays
You know, these streets are tough
comment down below
anyways, I am Mac,
This is a milky piggy,
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