Hey, this gentleman over here
This is our captain Huang who is in charge of towing
Sir!
Sir, are there any important matters that we should note when we are on towing duty?
We must find clear evidence of illegal parking.
And as for the car that violated parking rules,
We must examine everything in and around the car from the outside, including the location where it's parked and economic status one may observe in the car.
Take a photo of it to keep the evidence.
And only after that we could have our tow truck driver connect and start towing the car away.
Sir, what if we have completed the preliminary actions,
and while we are towing the car,
The owner of the car returns.
"Sorry! I am sorry! That was my bad! I was just..."
"Parking here...."
What do we do then?
Why do we tow?
Because the owner was not there.
So if the owner returns, we do not need to tow the car.
The car owner simply has to show us his or her drivers license,
We can just ask him to fill in this illegal parking sheet.
So we only fine him for illegal parking?
Right, and one more thing.
When the car owner returns,
it matters whether if the towing action is fully completed.
Full completion of the action includes taping the area, the examination of ground, etc.
And also finishing setting the assisting wheels for the rear wheels.
But there is something more.
Whether if the car is moved away from its original location.
Moved?
Yeah!
In that case, we wouldn't be able to set the car down.
That would definitely affect the traffic behind.
Plus that also troubles the pedestrians.
Thank you captain!
And off we go to tow illegally parked cars!
Which one of us is going on the duty?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
That's you.
Do you not want to go?
You want to go eat right?
Aren't you two going together?
Well, his car is only big enough for two.
We have a driver here already.
Yeah, see?
Then you go!
Let me tell you.
Don't take the uniform off.
Hear me out.
I was just thinking that....
Senpai!
Fine, fine, let's go.
Senpai! Please let me go on the duty with you!
(Caption: Meanwhile, Chen has prepared a plan to prank Daikon.)
(Caption: Daikon's car will be towed away for the excuse of "filming a VCR"....)
Hey Daikon!
Sup? So early, man.
Yeah, just coming to get something to eat.
Oh, ok.
Tai is coming soon.
Tai and KID.
I'll have to go over the entire thing with you.
Today's VCR would be pretty interesting.
Hey!
You alright, bro?
The ride was good.
Cuz we'll be enforcing...
You know, in the front...
It's on the red line and right beside the fire hydrant!
That's definitely not okay.
But that's not the point.
What were you talking to miss sendai about on the car?
Please hand me that.
Captain!
What do we have to acknowledge when we are enforcing violation.
When we arrive at the scene,
We must make sure that the accusation of illegal parking is true,
whether if there's anyone else, pets, valuable items, bags... etc in the car,
I see none!
Ok then. Next we examine whether if we see new or old scratches or dents on the car.
It is necessary to take photos to keep the evidence.
Alright, it's fine.
OK.
Captain, if like parking over the redline is one violation,
What about parking beside the fire hydrant?
Do you give him two tickets?
Well, no...
That's still one violation.
So we only give the owner one ticket.
So next time, he can park beside ten fire hydrants.
And he only gets one ticket.
Yeah,
(Caption: Meanwhile, the staff is trying the distract Daikon.) What have you been up to recently?
Just busy. Busy rehearsing plays.
Plays?
Since when are you able to act in plays?
Please come take a look.
It's seriously going be towed away like that?
We're suppose to tape the doors right?
That's so fast!
We have to leave the license plate number at the scene.
And our contact info.
Is it going to stay even if it rains?
This chalk is waterproof.
even when it's thirty three degrees celsius, and it melts, there would still be some marks remaining on the ground.
But it's still going to disappear in a few days?
Ofcourse.
He!@#$%..tow away! (Caption: Children speaking)
See you at the impound lot!
Daikon! Daikon!
Is that your car?
Captain, the car is removed from its original location, right?
Then, just tow it to the impound lot.
It's moved right?
No, wait, Hey!
I was waiting for you two...
You can't do that!
I can explain, because....
It's fine if you just want to create something in your show, but..
But he... Where...where is he going?
Wait, why are you here now?
No, no, no..
Wait!
It's gone already!
It can't be removed until the truck reaches the impound lot.
He really towed my truck away!
He wrote the contact info on the ground.
Let me show you where it is.
How could he drive it away like that?
It says it on the ground. You can contact them later.
Massive impound lot!
Chen told me to come cuz you guys are filming VCR,
Then I just came out from the car to wait for you.
VCR?
He said you're filming a funny VCR, and help me to...
Filming a funny VCR right?
That was pretty.
Chen!
You actually did all this?
You did this right?
Let me explain.
That night when I called him,
Asking if he would join us filming this VCR, but....
Why did you park your car over the red line?
We usually set something before filming each scene,
But we didn't know that it was your car...
Let's run to the impound lot later.
The fee is the cheapest in an hour after the car is parked there.
Did you seriously towed my car?
I swear. I admit that I did called him to shoot the VCR.
But I did not tell him to park over the red line.
Bull shit!
You are the worst role model this entire year.
Get him a breathing test! Breathing test!
I feel like this part is the funniest!
Right?
This is so real lol.
Senpai, can we go back to enforce other duties?
It's about time to eat!
Eat?
Thank you, senpai.
That's it?
Are you trying to pick up a fight with a police now?
No, it's just a normal chat, just casually hanging out. (Caption: Coward)
We can just shoot that for today.
Ok.
Hey, we only need that part, let's go now!
That's it?
Deputy Commander!
We have finished our duty for today.
You must be very tired.
These food are prepared for you.
This is our Traffic Police Feast.
Seriously?
Take a look.
This is great, thank you, deputy commander!
Can we really eat this? (Caption: Starving)
Ofcourse!
You've been working the whole day!
Please, come have a seat.
(Caption: After a whole day of work)
(Caption: With all the effort put into it,)
(Caption: The dishes on the table may seem casual,)
(Caption: but to them they have the most delightful tastes.)
(Caption: Mr. ans Ms. Police Officers, thank you for your service. )
(Caption: Almost went into ending)
I feel like only after a day of hard work would we realize how difficult it is to be a traffic police.
So freakin hard...
Starting from eight o'clock in the morning,
until evening now.
It's almost eight too...
We're going on a night shift to stop drunk driving.
See how hard it is to be a traffic police officer!
And everything we do is so closely related to security of lives.
Can you guys just stop drunk driving?
Have you thought about the feelings of the police officers?
Why even bother drink?
Tai, this is the climax of the day.
Please report to your leader now.
Yes!
Element leader!
Greetings to both of you.
Leader, please, this way.
We would like to know what we should take notice of when we stop drunk drivers.
We would like to remind our comrades to protect themselves from threats to their lives.
Threats to their lives?
It's just getting drunk drivers to pull over!
"Sir, have you drunk?"
How does that threaten your life?
There are a lot of people who would try to escape or bump into police officers.
Sometimes they might even carry guns with them.
Out of ten drunk driving cases,
How many would include attempting to escape or hurt police officers?
These cases are increasing recently,
Drunk driving policies and sanctions are getting harsher now!
Excuse me, when I say something?
Tai, it was an honor working with you. (Caption: Thank you for your service for the nation.)
Thank you for your cooperation.
I feel like you are the best young host of the generation.
Thank you
Let's take a picture for your deadees.
Yeah it might be the last time.
So how do we protect ourselves?
Usually at night, we mandate all the officers to put on ballistic vests before they go on duties.
Ballistic vests can protect important body parts.
But cuz everyone has a different body size.
For instance, Tai's important body parts are concentrated in his lower body.
Comes in a bigger size.
If this part gets shot...
ECMO (Extracorporeal Membrane Oxygenation), ECMO. He can be saved.
ECMO.
ECMO?
Don't... don't say that!
Do you know his nickname?
Kangaroo!
Kangaroos have nuts this big.
Stop chatting, can you?
We are going on a mission!
Gosh, the hell are you doing?
Go grab your equipments!
Alright.
Tai is gone.
But he is....
No, before going to pull over cars, I need to rest a bit!
Saving some energy.
Sir, can we rest a bit when we are on the way to missions?
Ofcourse, a little nap is fine.
But Tai, try not to if you do not need to.
We will need some instruction from our sergeant for pulling over cars.
We're getting kind of serious now.
Today our element leader is leading the mission.
The cameras can't be near here later right?
There will be lots of cars passing by, and we don't know what could happen later.
So it's really not a good idea for you to continue shooting.
You might have to use our DV and recorder for the sound.
So we're going to be pulling over cars now?
I'm getting nervous now!
Please be careful guys!
Element leaders have more power than sergeants right?
He is the one in the front when we go on missions.
And I am usually the one in the back directing the mission.
I'm Melbourne and he's General Wellington.
Oh so he does whatever you tell him to do?
One commands and the other enforces!
You two Wellingtons go fight hard. Melbourne's out!
The mission is about to start.
You're leaving?
Yeah, peace out!
This way! Please pull over here.
Excuse me, Miss. It's night time already!
Why didn't you turn on your headlights?
Oh, you forgot? Please remember next time!
It's not all that bad....
I haven't seen officers this nice.
When I forgot to turn on the head lights,
They usually be like "Show me your license, please!"
Sir, excuse me!
(Caption: The fashion way of wearing helmet in Spring 2k17)
Mister, please. This way!
Why don't you have your helmet on?
I live here. It's pretty close!
You have to put your helmet on no matter how far you live.
Sorry, I am very sorry....
May I take a look at your personal ID please?
I don't have it with me.... I just live close...
Please give me your number.
(Caption: Watch out!)
(Caption: And he's driving on the wrong side!)
This guy is weird.
He was even trying to turn.
Did you not see me pointing this way?
I did.
Then come over here.
Did you drink?
No, I didn't.
!@#$%
I was just driving my mother north...
And in the evening we!@#$%
Ok, ok.. Please be careful while you drive.
Because we were!@#$%
Alright, alright...
Sir, excuse me!
You didn't turn on your headlights
And you did't even fasten your helmet.
Turn off your engine first, turn it off!
Turn the engine off!
Sorry, please come this way!
We need you to move forward.
(Caption: Cooperating reluctantly)
Sir, excuse me!
Mister, this way! Please bring your car this way!
We're just need to take a look at your ID.
(Caption: Scared)
Come off, would you?
When did you drink? (Caption: Smelling alcohol)
(Caption: Running away....)
We will need you to take the breath test.
What did you say you drank this noon?
It's alright. You drank this noon, but when did you finish?
Get me the intoxilyzer.
I'm scared to go there....
We're asking you clearly now,
Would you take the breath test?
I am totally fine, why do I need to take the breath test?
We are asking you again,
We need you to take the breath test.
Are you willing to cooperate?
I am not taking the test.
You're not taking it?
Fine, we are asking you the third time!
According to the law, we must have you take the alcohol breath test.
Would you take it?
I don't want to take the breath test!
Please think over it clearly.
Think about your situation. Would you cooperate?
I've asked it three times already!
Would you?
I don't want to. I'm fine!
No?
Then that's refusing the breathalyzer.
We're telling you now that you will be fined 90 thousand NT for refusing to take the breath test.
We are also revoking your license for three years.
Besides that, you must also attend lectures on traffic safety.
And your vehicle will be impounded now.
Do you understand?
I am fine, why do I need to take the breath test?
Do you understand?
Do you understand? Just tell me if you do or not!
Ok, I understand...
Ok, so do you still refuse to take the breath test?
I'm not taking the breath test.
I didn't...
You're not taking it? D
We'll have to follow the rules then!
Here, please.
We still need you to take the breath test.
We follow the same procedure. We're filming the entire thing.
Stop filming, seriously...
I don't think this is good...
He really gave him a ticket...
Refusing to take the test....
He refused?
Yeah.
Chen!
Chen! Get over here!
(Caption: Scared)
They're really giving him a ticket for refusing the breathalyzer...
What do we do now?
We heard it.
Something serious happened...
Yeah, what do we do now?
I really don't think this is the right time to...
You two better be careful.
This type of people might be a little dangerous...
The element leader was still chatting and laughing with us a while ago,
And explaining to us the rules and policies,
I can't believe that this case actually happened....
I feel we are too scared to be police officers..
I really feel like I'm too coward for that.
I feel like I was talking too much usually...
Weren't you so brave on the car?
What did you say?
I really can't do this...
What did you say on the car? Huh?
These type of people, you know what? They really should be !@#$%..
They all got so serious...
I am so scared...
(Caption: According to Statistics of 2016, there are 95 drunk driving case involving death, including 102 deaths and 54 people injured.)
(Caption: There are 5600 cases with injuries and 6939 injured.The daily average of injured from traffic accidents is 4.5)
(Caption: No driving after drink, and no drinking during driving)
Deputy Commander!
Thank you for your hard work, everyone!
Thank you, sir!
How do you two feel today?
I feel like today we have been very productive.
Especially learning with our team chief.
And also instructions from our element leader.
I really felt the hardship and difficulties police officers must go through.
Are you still interested in being police officers?
Yes, sir!
Standing the entire day....
My legs sore, my arms hurt. Literally can't move my limbs...
If I squat down and stand up again, I'll probably see the entire solar system orbiting around me.
But I won't be able to touch any of the planets...
Your symptom is probably just sore legs.
There was a car that literally drove over my foot.
Grandma, what happened to you! Granny!
Granny! Granny!
We would like to ask you one last question.
From our performance today, do you see any potential for us being traffic police officers?
For this question, you must pass three levels of examination.
Starting from the our team chief first.
Do you think they pass?
Um...
I don't see any problems with them passing.
(Caption: Lolllll)
Thank you, sir!
Our team chief is not so harsh.
But our element leader would not be so easy.
I think..
You guys are just ok....
Just ok is above 80 percent.
Finally, our overall observation.
Seeing that your guys have tried so hard today, of course you guys...
Failed.
You should be doing jobs that are more important!
Oh, yeah?
Especially the Thunder Squad!
Thunder Pig and Thunder Cat!
No, I feel like since we got so scared when they were just pulling over drunk drivers...
The team chief was just teaching us what to do before the actual mission.
But when we were actually on the mission, he became so serious!
When he was talking to the driver, we were just on the side scared...
But I saw you guys doing fine there.
But we were too afraid to get close...
Thank God we were wearing ballistic vests.
We almost took the shields to..
We welcome you to join us!
Thank you, sir!
You guys didn't just passed!
You were excellent!
Thanks!
We announce grandly
Our mission being one day traffic police officers completes!
Tai, KID, great job today!
Thank you for you work this entire day. This job probably has the longest working period of all the episodes of "What if Tai..."
The working period is very long.
It's not our working hour really. It's the daily work load of police officers.
Yeah. So I think that when we get pulled over, we must tell must tell him "Thank you for your service, officer!"
(Caption: Thank you for your service, officer!)
(Caption: Greetings from the Traffic Safety Committee, New Taipei City Government, New Taipei City Police Department)
Excuse me,
What are you two idiots doing here?
We just wanted to see if you really came for the car.
So I really have to pay the fee to take my car back?
That's right!
I didn't even get a part in the VCR.
And didn't even have the chance to plan the video with the production team.
You are in it.
And I have to pay for the fee my self.
This part is fine!
I am going to pay with my income from this show.
He really came to get the car...
It's so awesome to tow away your friend's car.
Thank you everyone!
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Ya....
Alright, cut!
Where's my solo?
What do I say?
Hey!
What do I have to say?
Hey!
Chen!