(laughing)
- Hey guys, so this Monday, July 16th, is my birthday, yay!
And because it's around the time of my birthday,
all the people in my life were asking me
what I wanted for my birthday.
Of course.
And normally I can answer that pretty easily,
but this time I was like, hmm.
It's just that when you get older,
you start working full-time,
and you just buy all the shit that you want.
And that's a lot different than when I was a kid.
When I was kid and somebody asked me what I wanted,
I could literally come up with about a hundred things
in about 10 seconds.
And I think a part of that is because when you're a kid,
you're not hindered by logic and reality.
Like, at this very moment,
the only thing I could possibly think of
is maybe some work shirts or some socks and underwear.
But when I was a kid, I would be like,
Space unicorn that flies on rainbows!
I was a weird kid.
So, I decided to channel my inner child
and bring back all the things I wanted as a kid
for my birthday that I never got.
The first one was a dinosaur.
But really, who the (beep) didn't want a dinosaur?
When I was a kid and I first watched Jurassic Park,
I was convinced that we were mere years away
from creating our own dinos in the park.
And as a kid, I wanted to be first in line.
And specifically, I wanted a velociraptor.
They always just seemed sort of bad ass to me.
And like, I would ask for a T-Rex,
but the thing is the size of a (beep) skyscraper.
Where am I gonna put it?
A laser gun!
Or a light saber.
Something that shoots out light and can harm someone.
I'm pretty sure I started wanting this
the first time I started sci-fi movies like Star Wars.
And with all of the technology that we have today,
I would have expected that we had it by now.
Frankly, science, you're falling behind.
(electronic reverb)
A teleportation machine.
I wanted one of these so bad when I was a kid,
but somehow I just couldn't make it work
with my Elmer's glue and my Legos.
A DeLorean or a Hoverboard.
Yet another area where science is just not
investing enough time and resources.
I'm pretty sure it was every kid's dream
to own a Hoverboard,
or something that would levitate you
from Point A to Point B.
Time-travel is something that I wanna do more now
than I did when I was a kid.
But I'm not ruling these ones out, yet,
because the date that Marty McFly traveled
Back to the Future was October 21, 2015.
So, scientists, you still have some time.
Get on that shit.
The Batmobile.
Yeah, another one that I want more now
than actually when I was a kid.
And I don't mean a replica,
I mean the actual mother (beep) Batmobile
with that like, shoots out flames out the back
and carries a slightly homosexual sidekick.
And finally, a real life My Pet Monster.
If you were born in the '80's, middle of '90's,
you would remember this show.
It's about this kid that this stuffed animal monster
that wore these orange handcuffs.
And when you took the orange handcuffs off,
it turned into a real life monster.
And I always wanted that monster,
like the real-life monster.
How bad ass would that be?
Actually, my parents did get me
the stuffed animal version of My Pet Monster
when I was a kid.
But I can't tell you how disappointed I was
when I took off the orange handcuffs
and it didn't come alive.
Still going to therapy for it.
So yeah, those are the only things
I can think of right now.
I'm sure there are more that I wanted
when I was a kid,
because everybody wants everything when you're a kid.
But yeah, I'm turning 27,
and that's definitely one thing I miss about being a kid.
Because when someone asks you what you want
for your birthday, when you're a kid,
you're like (beep) reality.
I want a spaceship!
Ooh, a spaceship, that's another one I want.
But anyways, just a quick video.
I'm going out for my birthday right after
I upload this for you guys.
So, if you wanna get me something nice,
you know, maybe share this on wherever you share things,
and subscribe if you haven't subscribed.
That's make me all warm and fuzzy inside,
if you did that for me, I love you.
And other than that, I'll see you guys next video.
Peace.
(triumphant music)
Yet another area where we,
get another area we are,
where argh.
More now than it was (goofy noises).
Yet another area where we are just,
I can't speak.
That's disturbing.