foreign
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i actually said light mayo
oh my god we've been here for like half
an hour excuse me but i'm a sandwich
artistic now if you got a problem with
it take your ass down to mcdonald's it's
right around the corner
every subway ever yes okay i'll talk to
you later okay so what i'm gonna need
are two parmesan hot bread six inch subs
with extra italian one rat size nibble
of cheese baked onto two half palms of
lettuce dash with sweet pepper spritzed
with hand-pressed authentic olive oil
filled with swedish roast beef fused
with another six inch sub that's done
veggie vegan veterinarian style brought
down from the himalayas by a
well-managed tripod named goku
okay uh
um you want a six-inch pakistan
what every subway smells the same hi
um i'd like a salad please okay what
kind of bread uh no a salad
right what kind of bread
a nut a salad right what kind of bread
option
a salad subway it's the best because
it's fresh all right man you're all set
eat fresh i'm sorry
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it's our slogan
eat fresh
i should eat fresh
so you're telling me to not eat this
sandwich
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you
know
why does all your bread look sad it
doesn't matter it's fresh
greetings sir madam hey so i'm trying to
eat healthier now so that's why i'm here
at subway today do you have whole wheat
bread of course we do perfect i'll get
two foot long meatball subs with double
provolone and an extra row meatballs and
the largest coke that you have and then
instead of chips can i instead get a
three foot long party sub dunked in mayo
you look fresh what's your name subway
what kind of bread no bread just
vegetables in a bowl what wait a bread
bowl
how many types of bread the subway sale
lettuce and tomato yes please
and could i also get uh spinach
cucumbers
onions both the white and the purple
please uh oh oh pickles
and bell peppers cheese both shredded
and sliced obviously sweet is that it
oh
i'm sorry uh can i get a little more
lettuce
please
give me more lettuce
all right just just a little little more
lettuce please please sir am i gonna
have to call your manager i want more
lettuce perfect just wrap it on up and
i'll be on my merry way
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all right
there you go
thank you sir eat fresh
could i actually get my 12 inch cut into
six two inches and then those cut in
half into one inch one inches great now
put all the vegetables into the bowl
wow
so it's only vegetables yes a salad
it's perfect thank you you're welcome so
would you like this toasted
no
how long would you like this toaster for
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i like subs and i'm not talking about
subtraction i've got every single one
pokemon not stds hi i would love a cup
of broccoli cheddar soup oh my god
she's here the chosen one the day
finally came no one ever buys our soul
it would be my honor to serve you soup
my dear lady yes
we only have chicken noodle soup today
uh
tuesdays
broccoli cheddar day
i'm so sorry
we've let you down i've chosen one
see you in the next life dear friend in
the next life dear friend
oh wait why isn't it burning i don't
know
did we forget to plug the soup in
oh
we haven't had it plugged in in years we
discontinued it in like 2008. oh my gosh
i guess it's just been sitting there
yeah
weird okay um in that case i will just
get a salad for sure
what type of bread every subway ever
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