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I'm loving this right now Grumpus what are those
I think I mean they're shaped like pineapples but pineapples but the
insides I think they're like really tiny Orbeez have you ever seen those before
have I ever seen Orbeez both yes or bees I don't know if I have okay because what
I might do is I might fill your entire house with them for a video but you
still gotta act surprised what happens sure yeah all right I think I will be
surprised okay but I won't do the cleanup so you'll have to do the cleanup
as well is that okay that only sounds fair that only set you
have a deal Grumpus virtual hand shake to stay safe right nice and safe that
way nice nice and safe you know I don't want to infect your fur anything like
like a Twinkie made of sand there's surprise sand in the middle I'm
now getting hungry I really want some cotton candy right now which is not good
for our diet Grumpus can you make me some oh yeah sure I got my I got my
sugar and my cotton candy I know you've always gotten it all through the
computer just send it my way you can even ship it to me it's okay if it takes
a few days yeah sure it'll just jam it in the computer see ya
can't I'm so glad right now I'm gonna eat that
even if it's pain I'm gonna eat it grunts is it not soap is it still soap
though I you like that was maybe a real donut and
realizing that is definitely not real food but it's don't lie given justice
why is it that fake food makes me more hungry than real food it looks too good
you know real food you have to make it taste good right fake food you can just
focus on how it looks and it looks so good maybe I need to be replaced with a
fake version of myself because maybe he would look better than the real person I
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episode the brush dude this brush stroke right now so smooth it looks so good
like look at that I'd pay a hundred bucks for that that's art pouring out
the paint canvas seen this one before Oh with an adding paint on the inside of
it oh not all right now flip it over and what's the other side where's he
actually gonna flip it oh he's letting it drag to the edges of the canvas hmm
dude that is so cool that's like reminds me of like a hydro dip item but like
totally different yeah I guess it reminds me of this thing but it's
totally different listen Grumpus if you're gonna get like this already at
the beginning of the episode I am going to hydro dip you I'd like to see you try
oh don't show that video to Thomas Edison no so sad whoa Oh show that video
to whoever invented juice these slo-mo cameras are way too good I like how you
can even see like this smallest drop splash off of the concrete yeah yeah you
know I just I have to worry how good it is for the car though but of course your
first warning would be about the rubber tires I'm just saying tires aren't cheap
tires are not cheap that is a correct assessment her maintenance is important wait
oh it's a Stretch Armstrong I was literally just talking about hydro
dippin Grumpus and what do we have here as they
Exce hydrogen being expert I'm gonna see how this guy does so far he's doing a
phenomenal job oh dear justice you paint the water is
that water that's pretty much yeah you put water in a bucket and then you get a
bunch of spray paint you spray it all over the place you kind of like mix it
in a little bit and then you just dip clear the water and pull them out okay
that looks pretty cool but you got to be careful there's like a couple of spots
on the character you'll if you get like air bubbles that's what happens you have
to do it like really slow well to be fair that guy is stretchy - so you know
maybe that complicates things I think it complicates a little bit I mean I've
never hydro dipped in action figure I did
iPhones and that was much much easier hmm let's try to open a coconut with a
car they're going to try to open the coconut with a car I'm gonna work I
think this is the only way to open a coconut what they're gonna get out
they'll figure it out they're having guys to add more weight
due to how many people can they fit in that car oh my gosh and delicious what
about all the delicious coconut water it's now spilled everywhere well just
lick it off the tire I can't like Grumpus that is unsanitary don't was
gonna lick coconut water off the tire groans here I thought you were fine with
using cars to run over things Oh totally fine with using cars for other
things but I don't know if they become edible afterwards I think the only
person who probably would eat that would be Shivers because he's a rat whoo
now is this food there's no or is this also Fame I feel like we haven't seen
one edible piece of food other than the coconut which besides a point it's not
real no matter how much we want to eat this
wait it looks like a fancy cheesecake what's it reading I'm into it I think it
was real what is this I don't know what that is that looks like something from
another planet this this is I think people have phobias of stuff like this
hmm oh it's really crispy it's very poppy
you know what I did Wow you can't cut this I'm open-minded if you brought that
in front of me I would eat it don't become Shivers is
you've made me you've made me up steady spaghetti oh yeah yeah a little more
why is it they get to get brushed and I don't get to get brushed
nobody's brushing my hair with a comb right now hey well you should be in the
studio what can I say okay dude how dare you bring that up right now I'm gonna
feed you this sand and you're gonna think it's ice cream
man yeah it looks like a sherbet is it sherbert a sherbet a sherbet interesting
yeah what is the difference in the flavor profile of a sure bat sinister
bird well you see a serpent tastes better than a sherbert because the
Sherman exists it's really the larger form of inter bet is this like a
megabyte and mega-bitch oh yeah you know it'll taste better
yeah I know how it's a sure bet okay grandpa we gotta keep these daddy's
boomer jokes to a minimum I can only handle so much
Manny's he was tenderizing that okay see once again tell me what you hear
while he's shaving the sand well I hear Santa being for no no no like replicate
the sound with your mouth let me hear it oh it's like a hiss now are you telling
kinetics it you me buy you a big playset oh please - they're not real it's not
real sand wait maybe it is real maybe it's real Cup this might be one of
the fake foods on the internet that is real please I want to believe I can't
tell if it's real is it Sam oh is it paint it's not real it's pain
oh it's so disappointing
but it's so delicious and look at it now it reminded me of like macaroons
do you like macaroons oh yeah sure I love macarons so much and I'm getting
way too hungry Grumpus you need to send over screwed ASAP or macarons I think I
heard somebody called macaron once and I thought that was fake and then I googled
it and I was proven incorrect macaroons are coconut cookies macaroons are made
from meringue how do you know the difference I spent some time as a baker
I don't know what you never told me this look at that why have we not seen more
galaxy sand like this including basically a galaxy looking knife oh yeah
no I mean the attention to detail see now you like the sound is like this
Grumpus it's like this right I'm replicating it oh that's just like it I
think it's that's pretty similar oh he just cuts across the bottom cubes of
sand flying everywhere wait okay it's in Reverse oh I was
thinking what is he doing it's like he's reconstructing the sand cone yeah that
confused me for a second I'm confused quite a lot of the times so you're
confused a lot of the time a lot of the time I'm confused and I just you know I
disagree with people and smile and wave boys smile Oh 3d printing with a pin
what are we gonna see here a did Oh
okay is that another one of those Pikachu's if this actually ends up being
a Pokemon and you guessed it I'm gonna be so mad it's actually reading the
subtitles wait there's no subtitles wait with some really subtitles yes right
this is an aisle Twinkle Twinkle you shouldn't have told me if you didn't
tell me how to thought you were the smartest man alive oh I don't need to
lie to impress you Preston okay dude wait it's like a super derpy Charmander
it said a ditto Charmander whatever that is Oh your ride that's where like ditto
turns into the Pokemon and he looks super dirty hey I'll take your word for
it you've never got a ditto no never caught a ditto Pokemon are you kidding
no I'm sorry I don't know if you can hear me let me uh can you I give you
energy you said no okay Oh little spa machine's gonna make a sand a smoothie
and he just I love that one you just put like one Pizza squish in there they all
combine yeah like look he's gonna put all these in there and it's just gonna
combine immediately us compress it down I love it
how does it work because it's so cool well you know it's a lot of small rocks
the particulates okay this I could go all day science seven trumpets you'll
have to tune into my geology pot yeah I don't know if I could handle a geology
pod gets from human but Oh a man the third episode is on sedimentary rock oh
really really I'll have our assistant watch it
and he can give me notes oh great yes yep I'll have him watch them all
three times over again you'll have him watch my podcast yes watch with his ears
oh okay trying to get you stop trying to get me
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