>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR JOINING ME, HERE IN MY GARAGE.
REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE ALL JOINING ME REMOTELY.
AND, YOU KNOW, DESPITE HOW WEIRD THIS SETUP IS, WE'VE GOT A GOOD
SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU.
WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING ROB LOWE.
AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES.
YOU'LL WANT TO STICK AROUND FOR THAT.
BUT IT'S MONDAY, THE WEEKEND JUST HAPPENED.
A POINTLESS QUESTION, BUT WE STILL ASK, WHAT DID YOU GET UP
TO THIS WEEKEND, REGGIE?
IAN?
>> Reggie: PARTY CENTRAL.
>> WAS IT PARTY CENTRAL, REG WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> Reggie: OH MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
I TOOK LIKE A HUGE DOSE OF THC AND THEN I-- .
>> James: AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT IT WAS MONDAY.
>> Reggie: EXACTLY, NOW I'M HERE.
>> James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE AN
IMPACT ON TONIGHT'S SHOW?
THERE IS A FLY IN HERE.
>> Reggie: OH NO.
>> James: HE'S TOYING WITH ME.
BECAUSE IT WAS HERE BEFORE, WE STARTED.
AND I WAS LIKE-- THAT.
AND THEN I THOUGHT OH, HE'S GONE.
I JUST SAW HIM EMERGE.
>> BREAKING BAD GOT AN ENTIRE EPISODE OU OF THIS.
SO I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN GOOD SHAPE.
>> James: YES, THAT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE OF
BREAKING BAD.
AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAYING THAT TO BRYAN CRANSTON.
>> IT WAS IN A CONVERSATION AND YOU DID THAT WHOLE ONE JUST YOU
AND THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT A FLY.
AND HE WENT-- AND BRYAN, LOVELIEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH
WENT, DUDE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FAVORITE
EPISODE.
AND I THOUGHT THIS COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS HERE.
I COULD EITHER GO OH NO, I LOVE IT, I'M KIDDING.
I JUST WENT NO.
NOW GUYS, I I'VE GOT IT TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, FOR EVERYONE AT HOME.
THIS, RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE FINAL FULL WEEK OF THE TRUMP
PRESIDENCY!
FINAL WEEK.
YEAH.
BUT APPARENTLY AFTER THE AWFUL DISPLAY THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK,
57% OF AMERICANS NOW WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP REMOVED FROM
OFFICE IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER 42% WERE BUSY DRY CLEANING THEIR
AMERICAN FLAG AND BUFFALO HAT AND COULDN'T BE REACHED FOR
COMMENT.
57% OF AMERICANS WOULD LIKE TRUMP OUT.
DID WE NEED THIS POLL, ANYONE?
I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT ELECTIONS WERE FOR BUT BASICALLY THIS IS
THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE AMERICA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT
THEY ARE OVER THEIR TOXIC EX.
THEY GET A NEW HAIRCUT, UNWRITTEN BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
STARTS PLAYING AND THEY JUST STRIDE PURPOSEFULLY DOWN THE
ROAD LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT THEY ARE STARTING FRESH.
DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS WANT TRUMP OUT ALSO.
THEY ARE TELLING VICE PRESIDENT PENCE THAT HE NEEDS TO INVOKE
THE 259 AMENDMENT AND REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE OR THEY WILL
IMPEACH TRUMP FOR A SECOND TIME.
THIS IS A LOT ON MIKE PENCE.
HE'S SO CONCERNED, THIS AFTERNOON HE ALMOST MADE A
FACIAL EXPRESSION.
THE DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING PENCE UNTIL WEDNESDAY.
I DONE KNOW WHY WEDNESDAY, THIS IS BASICALLY THE POLITICAL
VERSION OF WHEN A PARENT IS LIKE RIGHT, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO
START CLEANING YOUR ROOM, OKAY.
ONE.
TWO.
I MEAN IT.
TWO AND A HALF.
YOU BETTER START.
I'M ALMOST THERE.
AND YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM TWITTER
ON FRIDAY?
ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP WENT QUOTE BALLISTIC AFTER THE
DECISION.
I MEAN IS THIS, ARE WE SAYING THAT HE WASN'T BALLISTIC FOR ALL
OF THOSE YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS DECISION?
IT'S ALMOST A PITTEE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE THAT ANGRY WITHOUT
ACCESS TO TWITTER TMENT IS LIKE LEBRON JAMES TRYING TO DUNK
WITHOUT A BASKETBALL.
I MUST SAY, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO SEE A GUY WHO
DESPERATELY DRIVES ON ATTENTION FROM OTHER PEOPLE SUDDENLY NOT
BEING ABLE TO GET THAT ATTENTION.
OF COURSE I'M SAYING THIS AS I AM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF DOING A
SHOW FROM A GARAGE.
MEANWHILE TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT BE ATTENDING JOE
BIDEN'S INAUGURATION NEXT WEEK MAKES SENSE, HE LIKES TO KEEP A
LOW PROFILE, STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,
JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN ORGANICALLY.
IRONICALLY THE FACT THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO THE INAUGURATION
AND CAN'T LIVE TWEET ABOUT IT, IN ITS OWN WAY DOES MAKE AMERICA
GREAT AGAIN.
MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND.
NOW, I KNOW THE VICE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD AND
DOING THE RIGHT THING...
BUT IS THERE A LESS-FESTIVE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
THAN "MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND"?
AND WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS, BECAUSE NOW, IN ADDITION TO A
POSSIBLE IMPEACHMENT AND BEING KICKED OFF TWITTER, EVEN
PROFESSIONAL GOLF IS COMING FOR TRUMP.
THE P.G.A. ANNOUNCED IT HAS STRIPPED THE 2022 P.G.A.
CHAMPIONSHIP FROM ONE OF TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES.
IN OTHER WORDS, THE P.G.A.
FINALLY FOUND A HOLE THEY DIDN'T WANT.
IT'S NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE TAKING A STAND.
IF IS, I MEAN I'M STILL NOT GOING TO WATCH THE GOLF.
BUT GOOD FOR THEM 6 EVEN GOLF IS TURNING ITS BACK ON
TRUMP.
THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH.
THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WATCH RITA WILSON AND TOM
HANKS ARGUE.
THEY TOOK AWAY TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT, NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY
HIS GOLF TOURNAMENTS.
TRUMP IS ONE "K.F.C. BAN" AWAY FROM A FULL-ON MENTAL BREAKDOWN.
AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THISMENT A MAN IN THE UNITED
KINGDOM TRIED TO SURPRISE HER CHILD WITH A PEPPA PIG BIRTHDAY
CAKE.
THIS IS WHAT PEPPA PIG LOOKS LIKE HERE AM
WELL, THE CAKE WENT VIRAL AFTER PEOPLE ONLINE NOTICED IT
RESEMBLED-- CAN YOU GUESS?
LOOK AT THAT.
BASICALLY, SHE TRIED TO MAKE A CAKE FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND
ENDED UP MAKING A CAKE FOR A BACHELORETTE PARTY.
YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL THAT A BOTCHED PEPPA PIG CAKE.
THAT'S A PENIS CAKE WITH EYEBALLS.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS FUN, YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
EVER, AN NFL GAME WAS BROADCAST ON NICKELODEON WHICH MEANT THAT
THERE WERE SOME CHANGES TO THE BROADCAST, INCLUDING THE
ADDITION OF VIRTUAL SLIME CANONS.
TO THE END ZONE.
OH, ON THE FLOOR FIRST, THERE WE GO WITH THE SLIME CANONS.
HEY, THAT IS EPIC.
AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, WHENEVER THERE WAS A PENALTY,
YOUNG SHELL DONE WOULD POP UP AND EXPLAIN.
>> OFFENSE NUMBER 51 FIVE YARD PENALTY, IT REMAINS THIRD
DOWN.
>> A FALSE START WHEN A DEFENSIVE PLAYER MOVES PRIOR TO
THE SNAP LIKE WHEN DAD STARTS SHOVELING IN DINNER BEFORE MOM
SAYS GRACE.
>> THANK YOU, YES.
>> I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE.
ALTHOUGH IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT REALLY INTERESTING, YOU KNOW
WHAT I SAY, JUST PUT YOUNG SHELL DON ON THE-- SHELDON ON THE
FIELD.
MAKE IT A BONUS POINT, IF A TEAM CAN GRAB YOUNG SHELL DONE AND
RUN WITH HIM THE ENTIRE FIELD AND GET HIM OVER THE TOUCHDOWN
LINE.
>> MEANWHILE ON THE NFL GAME ON BRAVO, INSTEAD OF GATORADE, THE
PLAYERS DOUSED THEIR HEAD COACH WITH A TUB OF CHEAP RED WINE.
AN NFL GAME ON NICKELODEON.
IT ALL WENT FINE UNTIL THE THIRD QUARTER WHEN THE GAME HAD TO BE
POSTPONED AFTER SPONGEBOB GOT LOADED AND HIT THE FIELD.