FOLKS, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG
BUT I'M A CELEBRITY.
THAT MEANS I GET A LOT OF
PERKS LIKE WHEN TIM COOK WAS
ON THIS WEEK I GOT A NEW
APPLE WATCH.
TIME.
THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT
EVENTUALLY.
BUT LATELY, FOLKS, I REALIZE
WITH EVEN WITH ALL THE
TRAININGS OF FAME, THERE IS
MORE TO LIFE.
THERE IS LIFESTYLE.
>> GWYNETH PALTROW HAS BUILT
A LIFESTYLE EMPIRE WITH HER
GOOP BRAND, ELLEN DEGENERES
IS LAUNCHING ED FEATURING A
COLLECTION OF HOME, FASHION
AND OF COURSE PETED ITEMS.
>> BLAKE LIVELY IS LAUNCHING
HER OWN LIFESTYLE BRAND.
THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE BRAND
WILL BE ABOUT LIVING A ONE
OF A KIND CURE RATED LIFE
AND HOW TO ACHIEVE THAT.
>> Stephen: YES, IT'S NOW
POSSIBLE FOR EVERYONE TO
ACHIEVE THE EXACT SAME ONE
OF A KIND CURE RATED
LIFESTYLE BY BUYING IT FROM
A CELEB RATED.
-- CELEBRITY.
FOR INSTANCE,-- ENDORSING
PACKING CRATE NAME FROM
RECLAIMED LOCAL WOOD SEALED
WITH NATURAL TUNG OIL, EACH
CRATE IS IMBUED WITH ITS OWN
UNIQUE CHARACTER AND COSTS
$95.
YES, EACH CRATE HAS A UNIQUE
CHARACTER.
IN FACT, I NAMED MINE
CHARLIE BECAUSE IT REMINDED
ME OF THIS GUY CHARLIE WHO
STOLE $95 BUCKS FROM ME.
OR PERHAPS REESE
WITHERSPOON'S LIFE SEEMS
LIKE SOMETHING WOULD YOU
LIKE TO PRETEND TO HAVE.
OVER AT REESE'S "DRAPER
JAMES" YOU CAN GET THIS $85
SET OF, NOT FIVE, NOT SIX,
BUT FOUR LINEN NAPKINS WITH
SOUTHERN SAYINGS LIKE DON'T
MIND IF I DO.
AND TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
IT IS TRADITIONAL IN THE
SOUTH TO TELL YOUR HOST
SOMETHING GOOD.
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU SPEND $85
ON FOUR NAPKINS.
BLESS YOUR HEART.
BUT OF COURSE, THE URWOMB OF
ALL LIFESTYLE BRANDS IS
GWYNETH'S GOOP WHICH OVERS A
28 MUD BAR.
IT IS GREAT IF YOU TAKE A
SHOWER TO GET DIRTIER.
WITH ALL OF THESE LIFESTYLE
BRANDS YOU FINALLY GET TO
KNOW YOUR FAVORITE CELL EBBS
FROM THE COMFORT OF THEIR
OWN HOME PAGES.
>> I HAD A LOT OF QUESTIONS
THAT I WANTED ANSWERED, BOTH
PHILOSOPHICALLY AND, YOU
KNOW, HEALTH WELLNESS
QUESTIONS, TRAVEL QUESTIONS,
RESTAURANTS, AND I YOU JUST
STARTED TO ASK QUESTIONS.
>> YOU HAVE A CA
YEAR-- CAREER AND YOU THINK
THIS IS MY-- AND THIS IS AN
ART.
BUT REALLY THIS IS DAY AND
AGE, EACH PERSON IS THEIR
OWN BRAND.
>> Stephen: YES, YOU MIGHT
THINK YOU ARE A PERSON, BUT
ARE YOU REALLY A BRAND.
WHEN TWO BRANDS LOVE EACH
OTHER VERY MUCH, THEY SHARE
A SPECIAL KIND OF HUG AND
THEY BECOME PARENT
COMPANIES.
BUT FOLKS, THERE IS ONE VERY
POPULAR CELEBRITY WHOSE
NOTABLY MISSING FROM THIS
LINE-UP OF INTERNET
TASTEMAKERS.
ALAN RICKMAN.
ALSO ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALAN'S
DEAL IS BUT I'M LAUNCHING MY
OWN PERSONABLE KURRATABLE
LIFESTYLE BRAND TONIGHT, JIM?
OH, HI, I WAS JUST ENJOYING
MY LIFESTYLE.
LIKE I DO EVERY DAY.
HERE IN MY LIVING WOODS.
(LAUGHTER)
PARMESAN AN SICHBLT AS A
CELEBRITY MY LIFE IS FILLED
WITH LUXURY ITEMS, HAND
SELECTED JEWELRY AND THE
ILLUSION.
IF YOU ARE'S LIKE ME, AND I
AM, YOU ARE A U NAEK
INDIVIDUAL WHO WANTS TO BE
JUST LIKE STEPHEN COLBERT.
AND THAT MEANS MORE THAN
JUST LOOKING LIKE THE GREAT
GATSBY THREW UP ON YOU.
TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE US I
FOUNDED MY NEW COMPANY
COVINGTON HOUSE, WE COMBINE
CLASSIC SOUTHERN LIVING, THE
BREEZY CHARM OF THE ENGLISH
COUNTRYSIDE AND WHATEVER
THEY HAD LEFT OVER AT THE
PROP WAREHOUSE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT CAROUSEL
HORSE?
OF COURSE PEOPLE THINK OF ME
AS A TALK SHOW HOST BUT MY
REAL PASSION EVER SINCE I
WAS A CHILD IS BEING A
BRAND.
THAT'S WHY EVERY TIME MY
PARENTS SAID MY NAME I WOULD
SUE THEM FOR TRADEMARK
ENFRINGE.
MENT IT WAS CREATED FOR YOU,
BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO WANT
THE THINGS THAT WE ARE WANT
TO WANT YOU TO WANT.
THAT IS WHY OUR MOTTO AT
COVETON IS WANT.
ONE THING YOU WILL WANT ARE
THESE BEAUTIFUL HAND CUT
SUEDE COASTERS, AN ELEGANT
WAY TO SAY TO GUEST, DON'T
GET THESE WET, ONLY $175 FOR
EACH SET OF ONE COASTER.
OR THIS HANDSOME HAND
CRAFTED OAK TIE STAND.
PAINSTAKINGLY CARVED OUT OF
LOCALLY HORSED HAT STAND.
AND FOR $895, WE OFFER A
PREMIUM HANDHELD BISON
WALLET.
IT'S NOT MADE OF BISON.
A BISON MADE IT.
REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SAY
BISON WITHOUT BUY-SOME.
LASTLY AT COVETON EXCLUSIVE,
THIS ONE OF A KIND ANTIQUE
DESIGNER SOFA LOVINGLY
RECLAIMED FROM AN ARTISINAL
CURB IN BROOKLYN.
IT IS DECORATED WITH ITS
ORIGINAL HANDS LETTERED FOLK
ART.
BUT COVETON HOUSE DOESN'T
JUST SELL THINGS.
IT IS A HAVEN FOR
CONVERSATIONS.
CONVERSATIONS THAT BEGIN
WITH THE WARM HANDSHAKE
BETWEEN EQUALS AND END WITH
A THREE-DIGIT CODE ON THE
BACK OF YOUR CREDIT CARD.
SO STOP BY COVETON HOUSE
TODAY AND TREAT YOU TO SOME
ME.
IN FACT, I ENVY YOU.
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I NEVER
HAD A ME TO TELL ME WHAT I
LIKE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)