I said I wouldn't do it I said I'd never
go back I said that it was dead that it
was over but it looks like the gaming
world needs a hero once more welcome
back - oh my god it has been so long
since I played happy wheels how long has
it been spent three years November 27th
2016 was the last time I played happy
wheels on this channel today we're
playing it again
Merry Christmas today is Christmas and
this is my gift to all of you I said I
was gonna do this thing or I went back
and did a different game everyday for
nostalgia week as soon as I said I was
gonna do this you we're all like does
this mean happy wheels yes yes it does
let's do the top rated of this week
Christmas mini games to start the day
Christmas mini games oh it's a ball
throw got it we get to use our good
buddy Steve let's let's go god I've lost
I've lost it no I haven't I've lost I've
lost the skills all right you got this
Steve you got this you got no no Steve
unlock win and then what good [ __ ]
dammit oh I was the king of happy wheels
this is this is looking real bad for me
what for [ __ ]
I can't do it I can't do I've lost the
gift
I've lost the talent yeah no come on I
wanted to hear that sweet good old
victory sound I don't have to do this
again oh for the love of God Steve there
we go there you go ruined Christmas
oh it's minigames it's not just one oh
no I have to do this so many times okay
you got this though I know how this game
works I know how to happy wheels okay
better than anyone look children it's
Santa ho ho Howdy Doody Santa's gonna
bring all your gifts for Christmas this
year he already gave you happy wheels
what else do you want you shouldn't ask
for anything else stop being greedy
all right Steve
warm your way down there you got this
attaboy you wanna what a [ __ ] lad the
Steve C's been eating some of the turkey
already I see he's he can't fit down the
gaps okay feeling a little bloated there
Stevie boy Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year and to all a good night all many
happy returns alright don't plug your
[ __ ] YouTube channel that's the
victory sound I know and love that I
have gotten at least a hundred million
times playing this game ho go fight rate
5 to unlock oh my god are they still
rating 5 to unlock things in this [ __ ]
game that doesn't work oh God
children shouldn't be playing with
knives oh good [ __ ] yes yes yes take
that Leonardo is if no Raphael uses that
weapon oh my god I'm a legend yeah
oh yes zero damage come on Pete yes kill
the child
kill the child never I had to explain
what happy wheels was to people it was a
horror killing children okay come on
child you're with me now
you're part of this problem you got
yourself into it and you took me out of
it all right a little knife and the dick
never hurt anybody never hurt anybody
beat you're fine oh there's worse things
that could happen to a man don't explode
don't you dare explode the knife is in
your chest but the passion is in your
heart disconnect yourself nice Oh mind
the axe those legitimate fear okay huh
no no no the axe is stopping me that are
the cleaver whatever is in my chest it's
not supposed to be there whatever it is
I'm so scared
dead all right speed run watch this kill
kill
yes kill the child yes
take the naives out of the criminals
range even if that means
that's something worth doing the greater
good
okay she stuck to me that's a little
forward of an advance there lady but you
know what I'm not gonna say no no no no
not nice not nice not nice there's
nothing here that can hurt you except
the deadly weapons yes oh my god indeed
I thought you were dead
get off me dudes get off me this is my
round the end is right there
the end is right there I can do it dad
would be so proud just exploded oh my
mother of Lord OMG jabba there's a store
and must Eisley that's got baby yoda
merchandise right there with your jet
pack before it sells out yes yes I have
always wanted to be Jabba the Hutt
jetpacking through Star Wars I want a
baby Yoda pushing let me out I'm gonna
do it this is how Jabba the hood
actually has to get her out he's too big
otherwise okay careful watch that tail
careful big fella those sand people
okay I don't have time for your
beautiful problems Jabba's got baby Yoda
marched again excuse me excuse me coming
through I'm missing the entire level but
it's okay I will get my merchandise at
the end of it sorry Santa I know it's
Christmas time but you didn't get me
what I wanted last year so I'm just
gonna go get it myself
I did it hey I got my pushy but I also
kill everyone in the meantime it's the
sign of a good level I love that all the
classics are still here this is a this
is a Pogo dodge or a harpoon dodge I
should say sorry I've been out of the
game for a while I forgot some of the
names right just stay still
that's easy simple simple simple
whoo that wood broke hell yeah I'll take
it man oh the gods are smilin down upon
me the happy wheels gods they've missed
me they've missed the true champion back
in the arena Oh speed bridge back up my
boys Billy and Bobby screw you Billy
feels so good to be able to say that
stuff again in 84 years gone you can do
this child you can do this son you got
this no you [ __ ]
you know what Billy I'm gonna bury the
hatchet maybe in your back if you're bad
to me but I'm willing to forego all the
[ __ ] that we've had between us over
the years if you just be a good child
can you do that Billy can you do that
okay you're slowing me down already you
know what we just have to go this way
anyway I know how happy wheels works Yes
Mother of God all right Billy see you
later
[ __ ] you I'm going alone dad has to
spread his wings and fly their
metaphorical wings but you get the
picture life really is just easy when
you don't have children slowing you down
and holding you back huh look at that
look how much further I got Wow it's
just dad in a zone go Bobby
the same again for years I've been
championing the championing that speed
is key it seems like happy wheels has
changed since then what's going on you
don't even have an arm and it's slowing
you down how is an arm slowing you down
now I'm missing an arm and might right
this is not gonna go well why am I so
slow yes oh yes
they just take my head and nothing else
oh oh that I missed this game holy [ __ ]
keep it easy this time yes yes yes the
end kill them oh god this is gonna be
torture climb the mountain this is like
getting over it with pogo Pete this is
not too bad
oh god don't go backwards though I don't
think I can actually follow through any
gaps here which is already making me
happy keep going forward
oh god the controls you're so obnoxious
sometimes one small step for man is a
hundred thousand years of progress and
happy wheels doing good so far
nice what yes no don't make it any
harder run just make it nice and easy
yeah nice nice nice huh yes oh god this
is where I'm gonna start falling I can
feel it oh I can feel it oh no I know
myself and I know that this isn't gonna
go well okay okay I still have to talent
I still have the skills [ __ ] it I want
to see oh yeah I forgot you can't even
put in my full name let's see if people
are still making jacksepticeye levels it
would be very sad if they weren't yeah
people are still making levels as early
as the 18th of December jacksepticeye
fall I'm a oh man that's so sweet
I'm gonna ask y'all my boys away Steve
cuz why wouldn't I
oh look at this I got it dude nice
simple thank you this is just called
jacksepticeye and has five stars and all
you do is make people die kill them all
oh so this is delightful I loved
this is the best Christmas present I may
get to destroy them again this is
awesome [ __ ] about get him Larry [ __ ]
about blend them into bits oh yeah oh
yeah oh yeah just sit in them and let
them go no I'm not leaving it there I'm
not I'm not getting the victory already
so come up there you go get every single
microbe of person into that lawnmower
right now nice leave no evidence of what
came before this leave no evidence
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there's still evidence lying around the
police are gonna find us and kill us
this is the cutest thing ever welcome to
the jacksepticeye quiz what's
jacksepticeye is real name really
real name Shawn named a Jeff all right
how old is jacksepticeye well as of
recording this 29 all right doing good
so far
what does jacksepticeye's most popular
video all the way some well technically
it's still happy wheels but I'll go with
this good so far is this the best I've
ever done an exam in my entire life
who's jacksepticeye he's friends with I
mean both I mean I know you're gonna say
Mara cuz I'm closer to Marik than Dan
but we're all friends do you like my
quiz see I can say no to this I can say
yes or no but I'll say yes cuz I I think
it's adorable and I'm really happy that
people are still making levels for
jacksepticeye in 2019 even though I
haven't played it in three years
hello player this is a fan-made level
for jacksepticeye so enjoy nice and
simple and to the point
[ __ ] paying attention and miss these
segues [ __ ] oh oh that's not enough oh
you got it you got to get some gusto on
these you gotta you got it you got some
mustard on it that's way too far
maybe not maybe I could sense its maybe
I knew I want a really long one on a
search spike fall
welcome to the longest ninja spike fall
okay well I'm not ninja see that's how
ninja would play happy wheels but a real
legend knows what's up a real legend
knows how to play happy wheels and I'm
about to show you what that real legend
can do okay if you just got a he's just
gonna he's gonna singe your iris hairs
off the first spikes I wanted long spike
fall yes this is a spike fall
jacksepticeye let's see if the same
rules apply
yeah you got you can't you had be a
little more careful on this one cuz the
edge doesn't work the same oh yes oh I
can feel it that feeling is death is a
good one this is a long one
oh it's [ __ ] 2015 all over again
folks and I am excited that's it that's
it I can feel that one okay maybe I got
a hook no maybe you got a hop no that's
not good that's not good nope [ __ ]
alright alright alright speed is key oh
that's not it
oh oh oh if I just do this oh God grab
it grab it
[ __ ] why can they not do this one I am
jacksepticeye this is my spike call it's
right there just like just just let the
gods take it let the gods take it and
roll with it that's it that's it that's
it it's not it cannonball cannonball
you're still doing bottle runs and
everything oh yeah baby you know it's a
good level when it starts off with Billy
dying Billy you're adopted I still know
the [ __ ] tricks I know this is new oh
I don't know what's happening what is
happening Oh still did it on my first
try I hope that whenever I have kids I
passed on the happy wheels genetics
bottle flip what Oh great start okay I
just landed it on my head how many
points do I get for that oh it's upside
down oh that's epic on its own that's
the impossible one I'm going for that
I'm not settling for anything else other
than the impossible one come on come on
you can do it though you can do it okay
you suck all this at the top way on
kidnapping and you suck land on legend
or God of all [ __ ] who God knows my
name
yes [ __ ] it I need to get that
impossible one I need to get it I need
to prove to everybody [ __ ] you game I
did it wait the win is backwards oh my
got the win I just got it twice I'm
amazing at happy wheels no one else can
ever come from my [ __ ] throne on
happy wheels if you do I will smite you
down geometry jump click anywhere on the
screen to jump avoid obstacles oh no oh
it's geometry dashing in happy wheels oh
I wanted to see if okay I wanted to see
how far you actually went up okay got it
okay there's a there's a delay to it
there's a lied it's the lag everybody
it's not me nice nice nice nice keep her
going that was simple that was easy this
is a game for babies milk drinkers oh
yeah oh it's BMX stunt time baby do I
just have to hold forward is that all I
have to do
nope nice I did a flip the first time
though that was kind of cooler let's do
another flip let's do two flips epic
nice [ __ ] Matt Hoffman over here oh
yeah oh yeah I don't even play by your
rules I didn't even use the bike whoa
baby
how many points um I guess I said okay
the jiggli [ __ ] it scared me
but huh oh no how could you manage that
just let the gameplay itself so let the
game the game can't play itself like
just let it just let it go let it go
happy wheels jesus take the wheel
nice nice damnit I really wanted to just
finish on its own how about me you got
this to us for your song
do it for your son you don't need arms
to cycle a bike you do the cycling with
your legs let's just for steering okay
you kind of need your you need it for
that it's a tough life Bobby but
someone's got to do it did you do the
same thing again did you do that no you
[ __ ] did it Bobby
you're a legend well that's gonna do it
for me and happy wheels I know a short
lived I throw these years I can still
see white happy wheels are so appealing
it is just it is honestly just a good
time to play just obstacle courses to
get through is always a good time I
highly enjoyed coming back to this imma
cross that off my list of games for this
nostalgia week I think that this is
probably the biggest one in it because
this is this is the one that I still get
requested the most to play I hope you
guys enjoyed watching this Merry
Christmas
this is my gift to you on this fine day
I hope that you all have a wonderful
time of year if you don't celebrate
Christmas I hope that you're still just
having a really nice time anyway and I
know that these types of years are hard
on some people because you might not
have anybody in your life or it might it
might just put you in a bad headspace
one way or another or something might
have happened whatever for for those
types of people this time of year can be
extremely hard but I hope that you can
push through it and I hope that you
still have a wonderful day anyway but
that's going to be it for me happy
wheels is done for now I'm gonna leave
it there mwah bye bye
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even after all these years she still
can't get the spork in her mouth