This is your captain speaking everyone
Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened
Until we have come to a full stop at the gate and you see that seatbelt sign go off
*magical ding*
*fighting starts*
... and just a reminder that we do deplane from both the front and the rear of the aircraft.
All: Aww Man!
*groaning*
Every Airplane Ever
Hey, is it weird to work for this airline after
Yesterday when it was all in the news about the fight that broke out on your plane?
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Oh, really? I saw the video yesterday. I could show you the video.
Oh, sorry. You must be mistaken
Nothing like that has gone on on this plane.
No, no-no, I saw the video the flight attendant takes their shoe off and they beat--
NO! I DON'T! KNOW WHAT! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
No, no, just look.
Okay. Are your stupid eyes broken?!
Not that I know of.
Oh, I think they are! LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU!
*flight attendant hits passenger with shoe repeatedly*
-BREAKING NEWS-
-Another shoe attack by Flight Attendant-
Good thing I brought a book
Excuse me, would you two mind if I hopped up and went to the restroom?
Both: Ugh!
Fine fine. Yeah sure, buddy
*inaudible*
Sorry to crowd you bro, but, the guy at the window seat has to go poop...
Actually I just have to- you know, pee
Well, can you at least poop too so you can get out of the way so we won't have to get up again later?!
Oh man.
Woah
hey you want to join the mile-high club?
Sir is everything. Can we help you with your bag? Oh, I got it. Thank you
Sir if you could just, um- just
Oh, I got it I got it I got it I got this
Sir please- IS SAID I GOT IT! I'm a grown man. I went to DeVry University
*Shayne doing Shayne things*
AHHHHHHHH!
See it fits- fits perfect. It's a perfect fit. I forgot my earbuds
The line for the bathroom is so long
Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have proper emotional support animal paperwork for your dog?
Oh, yes I have my ASA papers
Oh, thank you so much. Enjoy your flight
Enjoy your flight.
Oh, excuse me sir, do your ASA papers for your bird? Oh, of course.
Thank you so much enjoy your flight
Enjoy your flight.
Oh, Excuse me ma'am do you have your ASA paperwork for your animals. Yes i do.
Oh, thank you-
Hey, wait a minute
You wouldn't be trying to uh- try to pass my husband off as an emotional support animal so I don't have to pay for an extra ticket
Well, yeah. Uh- see Tracy. I told you this would never work
Kevin-no! Bad Kevin-
No, sir, I would never do that
*Courtney doing Courtney things*
Ok! Enjoy your flight. Thank you, Go. woof woof. I'm Kevin. I'm a dog
That's my armrest
Ladies and gentlemen, looks like we are experiencing a bit of turbulence
Just sit tight and we'll get out of it as soon as possible. Thank you.
*Keith doing Keith things*
*whisper* How does she do that?
Wow looks like the turbulence is letting up please enjoy the rest of your flight
Every airplane ever
*Shourtney Ourto*
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