as much as we love sonic games when
they're at their best we do still
sometimes like to point out the worst if
there's one thing I think all Sonic fans
can agree on though it's that Sonic has
way too many friends some of them are
good most of them suck so hey I'm
nervous Nick for screwattack's top 10
worst sonic characters
number 10 a forewarning here you're
about to see more than a couple of
characters with annoying voices that's
the main reason we're starting off with
farming too bad this is how he is for
every game he's in you'd think that him
being a honeybee would be a blessing
since that means he's supposed to die
after just one sting but no he can't
even give us that and I know he looks
adorable and all but at the end of the
day he's a 2 foot 3 22 pound bee I pray
to God a bump that I'd be taking off of
his earth by literally anything else
number 9 even in a series like Sonic
there's nothing wrong with having an
edgy character to stand out from the
rest
when Shadow the Hedgehog was introduced
we were onboard with his rocket shoes
and his frowny face all the way up until
he died in the end of the game but then
he undyed so that Sega could push him
for years to come it wouldn't have been
a real issue except all shadows done
since then is be a whiny emo cartoon
character and why does shadow have to be
painted as Sonic's forever rival and me
already had knuckles shadows pointless
resurrection not only brought us one of
the worst Sonic games ever but he
inspired legions of even edgier original
characters and while we're on that
subject
number date Sonico seeds your sonic OC
ver sonic OC all of them belong here
somewhere along the way we all straight
from God's light and wound up in a world
where horrors like these are littered
across the internet I mean you know they
say two heads are better than one I
guess I don't think that's because
Matthew the emeralds are stuck in my no
no no I've never done drugs before but
these original characters are kind of
making me want to Shawn I searched I
searched for Shaun the Hedgehog how does
everything bring up bobe's this one went
is pants I can't explain them the only
thing more unbelievable than Josh the
Hedgehog getting rich after moving out
of the ghetto is how much merchandise
robot Josh the Hedgehog asked and the
only being crazier than a Josh the
Hedgehog coffee mug
it's three-headed Sonic is just another
garbage robot Sonic wait wait that's
real number 7
Sonic Adventure 2 has to have one of the
very best opening levels of any game
ever this is one thing that's
objectively horrible about it
this guy this guy will not shut up
he is so determined to pester you he'll
fly after you regardless of how much
danger you're in
Oh what shall is a lot like be from
Skyward Sword it be read every single
one of his lines like that chubby kid
from up it's like he thinks you so much
of an idiot
that he has to talk down to you like
you're three I will never understand why
Sega keeps bringing back elbow Chow but
not the chal Gardens yeah that's what
you get number six the main reason that
cream the rabbit exists is just so that
she can fly a me around in Sonic Heroes
2 this thing that is still the most
notable thing she's really done well
that in being insanely broken in her
debut game Sonic Advance 2 and does
anyone else think it's weird that
six-year-old cream is always in the same
stuff as Rouge I can understand a cream
appealing to little kids but Rose
appeals to the dark corners of
deviantART yep I think we could all use
a little bit of Jesus right now and if
that wasn't enough same with me boys and
girls cream has annoying voice syndrome
how is it always so squeaky number 5
Sonic Adventure has aged like Genco
cheese it was cool at the time but
looking back on it now shows us just how
dumb we really were but even in 1999
nobody was gonna stick their neck out
for big the cat if you want her to see
the epic finale to the Sonic Adventure
story you had no choice but to play
through BIG's missions and we all know
how those go just fishing for a stupid
frog forever you know the main people
play Sonic the Hedgehog for not even
John st. John to do who originally
voiced big likes the character in fact
John hated big so much that he left the
role forever but that's what you do when
you realize
cast as the jar jar binks of voice
acting speaking of which
take us to the next number John st. John
number four not to beat a dead Hedgehog
here but everybody knows what made sonic
O six such a turd of a game for now
we're just gonna complain about one of
the game's worst characters silver the
hedgehog short version you know trunks
from Dragon Ball Z silver is crappy
trucks silver got some randoms hip off
in the future that Sonic was going to
destroy the world in instead of using
his time-travel powers to very easily
verify this claim he goes back in time
to just try to kill Sonic anyway also
this is petty but silver space looks
like a palm tree Lee go ahead and try
defending silver in the comments if you
want to but if you want to change my
mind just realize that it's no use
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number three I'll bet that you might
have been expecting this to be a list
all about cartoon animals no no no no
some of the worst son of characters ever
are actually humans looking at yo Chris
Sonic X forced Christopher Thorndike
into the story so hard that he actually
replaced other characters like that time
they adapted Sonic Adventure 2 and
instead of a me convincing shadow to
save the world it's Chris
you know discount Sora from Kingdom
Hearts speaking of a me Chris obsesses
over Sonic more than the girl who's
defining trait is obsessing over Sonic
and of Chris isn't doing that he's
probably crying that's all there is in
his character he sucks
number 2 Sonic Unleashed will always be
remembered as that one Sonic game that
was almost good besides the werehog
levels the second most prominent
character in the game deserves to be
shredded chip is a flying gerbil with
amnesia which means you basically
babysit him the entire game now would've
been bad enough without his annoying
voice chiming in all the time but what's
even more annoying is that despite all
of that this
Bing is one of the most powerful
characters in the entire universe
oh I'm not kidding chip is an immortal
god of the planet whose twin brother
wants to destroy the world yes chip
freakin chip is just as powerful as this
snake thing that looks like the king of
all cosmos from Katamari Damacy but you
know what I can see the resemblance a
little they got the same
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well if I can say one good thing about
chip it's that he eventually got sucked
back into the earth and hasn't been seen
since
but knowing Sega's habit of bringing
back characters everybody hates it's
only a matter of time before we see chip
return once again it's number one hey
guess what we're still not done with
human characters let's go back to Sonic
oh six one last time
if Princess Elise isn't in need of being
rescued for the thousandth time she's
doing the cliched porn it can be helped
this anime damn sword my prayer hands
watch on the side that's it that's all
she does oh yeah I did forget about the
part where she kisses a giant deadly rat
it's probably the single cringe East
moment in gaming history but that is all
just surface level stuff the really deep
rooted problems come up when you
actually pay attention to her story for
five seconds years ago Elise's dad
sealed an evil son guide inside of her
so that if she cries at any point even
once her tears will unleash Armageddon
if that sounds like something that
belongs in a Final Fantasy game to you
you're right which is all the more
reason to put her at number one Elise
has no place in a world about cartoon
animals fighting a crazed man in his
robot army
she's only made cameo appearances since
then and I vote that we keep it that way
for our secret number eleven I'm still
not over how terrible big the cats
levels were in Sonic Adventure I mean
after all have a reason for their
suckage buzz because I'm froggy why is
it so hard to catch a dang frog just get
on the hook