- I told you, this place has the best Mexican snacks.
- That will be $4.56 please.
- Oh, damn, I forgot my wallet.
Can you spot me?
- How do you forget your wallet every single time?
- I don't know, bad memory.
Do you smell that?
- Hey, I just took a shower, don't look at me.
- It's coming from my house.
- Your house?
We're like 20 miles from there.
- Oh, this is the smelly smell smell that you smell
from everywhere!
- Huh?
- We gotta go!
- Hey, you forget your snacks!
And mayonnaise.
- Was it really necessary for us to run 20 miles
when you have a car?
- Oh, man, that smell never gets old!
- Whatever it is, it better be good
'cause I'm about to have a heart attack.
- That heart attack is about to be worth it.
I present to you chorizo con huevos.
- Well, it does smell good.
But how'd you smell that all the way from the store?
- When you grow up in a Mexican household,
your nostrils are trained
for the smell of chorizo con huevo,
and when you wake up to this smell,
you just know you're gonna have a good day.
- So, what exactly is it?
- It's a common Mexican breakfast dish that's made of eggs,
and the most important ingredient chorizo,
which is ground pork with chili peppers,
and other Mexican spices added in.
- And you cook that with eggs?
- Yeah, usually, or you can eat it by itself,
and it's just as delicious.
Pork chorizo's the most common one,
but they also have beef chorizo and soy chorizo.
- Soy chorizo?
- Yeah, that's the ugly stepchild of the chorizo family
that no one likes or speaks of.
Kinda like you.
- Very funny.
- Anyway, you wanna try it?
- Sure, all that running did make me hungry.
- I gotta warn you though, Chris,
since this is your first time eating chorizo,
be ready to transcend.
- Yeah sure, whatever.
You always over exaggerate.
Not gonna lie.
This is good!
Whoa, Ramon was right, I did transcend!
- Welcome to your taste buds, Chris.
Welcome to paradise!
I am Mr. Chorizo.
- Hi, Mr. Chorizo.
It's an honor to meet you.
Oh yeah, I forgot, you don't have any hands
Anyway, I must say you're very delicious.
- Thank you, Chris.
Would you like to go for a ride?
- A ride where?
- A ride through chorizo paradise.
- I would love to!
Is that a chorizo car?
- In chorizo paradise,
everything is made from chorizo, Chris.
- This is beautiful.
- It sure is.
This is the sacred chorizo land.
It's where chorizo comes from.
- But, I thought it came from pigs.
- It does in real-life, but in chorizo paradise,
it grows everywhere.
- So, where does soy chorizo grow?
- Ah, I was hoping you wouldn't ask,
but I will take you.
This is where soy chorizo grows.
- In a garbage land?
- Yes, because soy chorizo is trash,
and an abomination to chorizo lovers everywhere.
- Well, all right then.
- Now, for our last destination.
Our clouds are made of chorizo con huevos.
Go ahead, reach into one.
- This place is amazing!
I never wanna leave here!
- You don't have to, Chris, as long as you're with me.
- I love you, Mr. Chorizo!
You're the most delicious, amazing food
I ever ate!
Let's fly over there, Mister Chorizo.
Whoo!
- Damn.
- And he only had one bite.