okay I just got here to the office and I
can tell that Rhett is already here
there's a problem that's been growing
bigger and bigger and it's getting more
and more out of control so I have a
solution to fix that in a surprise not
not I'm in blogging mode I mean surprise
and mode we haven't discussed a surprise
blog mode that's part of the surprise is
that surprise blog mode exists I would
have preferred a few disgust surprise
vlog mode with me before but you know
what I'm kind of always in flog mode
because I can do things like this you
panned away from me as I was doing an
awesome spin alright do another one as
long as I'm in the shot I'm cool with it
alright here's the deal man everything
around your face is out of control
you look like you belong in a cabin
writing some sort of manifesto and I
tell you buddy I'm a lot closer to that
these days than you would ever imagine
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let me tell you what you're really close
to today Rhett you're close please don't
get that close to me I'm going to give
you a hair makeover I know you don't
want to cut your hair I mean we devoted
an entire ear biscuits episode to you
talking about all your all your reasons
I will cut my hair at some point but I'm
not cutting it I'm not the surprise is
not me cutting your hair cut some beard
I know I know you don't want to do
anything permanent I've shaped it a
little so that's all the surprise today
is I'm gonna straighten your hair you
know it's that's the thing that people
do
you're gonna look all smoothed out and
camped man I'm gonna camp to you you can
wash it out right just get your camera
and let's go into the wardrobe ground
let's do it grab your camera surprise
blog mode what are we doing to your hair
nothing I think my hair looks good as I
look at it yeah I don't think it looks
bad but I think he can look smoother
I talked to Jenna about this idea Jenna
it's usually hides back here
Jenna's not here she should be here any
second so this is kind of like a
beautyful ugh you know those are popular
more men need to be doing Beauty vlogs
you don't know anything about how to do
any of this stuff I'm gonna learn on
your head you're the shakiest most
uncoordinated person that I've ever come
in regular contact with and I don't know
what that is but look at that that looks
like fun you know what I think Jenna's
gonna be doing most of the actual that's
this is like a crescent for curling
things just sit down you know let's talk
about your vision for my vision this is
a beauty vlogger camera I thought you're
gonna say this is a beauty and just no
grass my head no this is the before shot
the after shot is the beauty shot I feel
good about jenna is back jenna is
necessary Jenna I need you to reassure
me because I am very what is this the
nervous he doesn't know anything
we can go mm crimper oh thanks we're not
gonna need that he's not gonna burn me
if you burn my face bro and I'm gonna
call you bro if you burn my face in
seventh grade trying to figure out how
to straight my own hair I burned myself
I have one request if you burn my face I
get to burn your face high four and I
burn for a burn you can burn my okay I'm
not joking if you burn me I'm going to
burn you in the exact same spot okay
all right you look like a hairdresser I
will say that thank you but I'm supposed
to be in it but I'm still very nervous
I think step number one is removing my
watch
I think stunner one is like do some
breathing exercises to calm yourself
down a little bit
so shaky step one and a half is we both
have to get comfortable with me touching
your hair I'm not worried about that
I actually am its intimate you know well
just try and see what you think about it
don't you like a hairdresser man
oh gosh you've got so much to work with
everything you do is not gentle like you
don't know how to do that hurt in your
effort to be gentle you were still
aggressive I don't want it to be
pleasurably be smooth hey you know I'm
nervous yeah you need to do a breathe
let's do it together
I think I need to be vigilant just shut
up I'm gonna be a hyper visual yeah I'm
not breathing I'm holding my breath
during this whole exercise you've gone
down much hip has your hair ever been
this long no again you're being overly
aggressive already I'm not being
aggressive I mean just I'm what they
call tender headed okay which means that
my scalp is very sensitive so when you
take my hair and you pull on it like
that like a wig it hurts like what
you're doing already hurts I just think
you gotta keep moving no I would
recommend making sure the tangles are
out you'll meet it yes okay I know what
your start at the ends it doesn't hurt
as much cuz really that's where a lot
you don't pull a bunch of my hair out
man now back in the day I used to cut
your hair back in high school yeah that
was when we just gave each other buzzes
oh you've done a good thing on this side
this is turning up so 70s now we got a
hair tie I got a hair tie right do the
top in a hair tight you do that side
I'll do this side okay I'm gonna pretend
this is like grooming a horse
genna's doesn't hurt at all yours does
what is the deal man is that better yeah
you don't do this like see how slow
she's going she's doing think
deliberately and calmly no water from
her
I'm teachable well I'm learn about ride
a lot you can learn to shut up more I'd
say this is thoroughly brushed here we
go rat
you can go faster yeah and then how hot
is that it should be cool now all right
let's turn sideways so that people can
see does somebody do this by themselves
usually usually one person doing it to
themselves oh you hear that that's the
sizzling I don't like the sound of my
hair sizzling that's a product that's
the product you have virgin hair it's
not gonna break did you say virgin hair
version hair means it hasn't been
bleached no like crazy stuff you're
saying that link is deflowering my hair
right now I kind of feel like we should
there should have been some sort of a
this isn't deflowering the hair either
if you were to bleach your hair yes we
did all that in high school this is some
curly mess in here
talk crap about my hair you can't talk
crap about people's hair when you're
doing it we got a female we got to fix
that I feel like I have to be totally
quiet I should get your hair
straightener and a mannequin in her
office if you want to do a job don't put
the curling iron all my hair and then
start talking to me because you always
stop hit immediately see I want to do a
job right got to do it from the bottom
start at the bottom and work up just
like Drake now I want to brush this a
little bit yeah oh now it's easy to
brush okay dad you're really turning
into a horse we're not a horse have you
seen I mean it's the color of a mane I
want this in front I look like I'm a
white actor in a kung fu it's like all
of a sudden the white guys I'm I'm just
gonna put a few kisses of discipline in
your hair and why do we need like how
you're saying we as if were we're all in
this together you burn I burn I'm glad
you're on board for that this I'm
getting comfortable now you just need to
have a little affirmation say something
good about yourself that's not my job
say something good about your don't be
so aggressive man don't hold my head so
hard you look right dirt yourself
this how you treat your shrimp you call
your kids here they must hate you I
don't cut Lily's hair I cut Lincoln's
hair out of it
like dad's been hailing my head too hard
Leo hates it anna has started cutting
the boys hair because they don't want to
do it now close your eyes no I'm never
close him I'm gonna I might burn your
eyelid but I won't burn your eyeball I'd
rather see it happening you've nearly
blinded me on the show a couple of times
like unintentionally yeah man I would
never hurt you on purpose is that doing
enough on accident keep it keep it going
man
well yeah it's like you a little mini
stroke there when you start thinking
hard that the thing that's gonna be
independent it's gonna be there is
emotion in the ocean and there's a
thought in the lotion you know motion in
the ocean thought in the lotion they can
happen at the same time okay motion in
the ocean thought in the ocean ocean
ocean have to say that's the kind of
thing that you would find out that there
was a rapper who was now calling the
brain lotion and you would be like I
kind of make sense but now that we've
said it'll never catch on I'm really
going for some top hairs now you're
gonna be the straightest you've ever
been
Jenna's late I'm not digging that base I
do think I want to go with the middle
part you have so much hair that you we
can you could not have a face look at
this they're cool Wow man there's
something literally you're a wild man
that's pretty good my face is still
under that curtain affair to see oh this
could tell by the way my hand is moving
that you have you forgotten forgotten
where the face is that's pretty good
right
that wasn't a wig like a bad guy on a
children's television show that also
plays the good guy because he plays
everybody yeah cuz it's just one guy
Jenna can you hold that hair back like
Wow what are you doing there thank you
like Charles Manson is that hot yeah he
did that thing that one time oh yeah I
heard on the interview okay oh man
listen if I'm poke your eye out cuz
you're doing a Manson impression you did
not get to poke my eye out I got a lot
of ideas in my lotion Jenna loves the
Charles Manson impersonation
that's their town I can control your
lotion - we're gonna put the straight
hair up on a tie so that we can
straighten the beard
that's right Rhett we're also gonna
straighten your beard tell me if it
hurts now there's cute moving what about
your straight as crap dude blogging in
here
are we being sport you're being spooked
right now okay so how this works you
guys see me in a compromising yeah so
this is our coffee chocolate pork loin
French Dip how's it it's the best thing
I've had all day but I haven't eaten
until right now that's still great it's
really good he's legitimately good do
you want to get sparking I guess boring
mind if I support you at the spark that
I sparked rattling I kind of mind it but
I'm also wanting to get sport pretty bad
Oh your legs been on the spork train
okay okay good it's good right
Oh your head looks great oh we complete
it straight it's a great thing about
people making videos that you're not in
you don't want to also know you don't
know what you're being fed from the
bottom and get that I would say that
that thing you get hung on your chin but
we know that's never gonna happen
turn this this way and use it as a mask
is this really getting a lot straighter
though it's getting straight got a Qui
Gon Jinn happening I'm searching after
my wife he's always searching for
somebody
Rett are you ready to be revealed to the
world as a functioning member of society
ladies and gentlemen the new refining
Rhett mcLaughlin
hi I'm straight have you ever been to
the Natural History Museum and they've
got those like dioramas of like cavemen
and they're strangely kempt you're like
a strangely can't home Australian
welcome class I see you all brought your
lotion today everyone has lotion today I
would like you all to open your lotion
to me I feel incredible okay watch it if
you saw this guy you'd be like that man
knows something he has information that
I must access oh wow could you quit
touching me like that please I've gotten
so comfortable touching your hair that
like I wanted to be perfect I mean this
guy doesn't work with anybody you know
saying like this guy as a solo act
there's no it's not work well with
others there's no way that this guy is a
part of a creative partnership he is a
part of his own creative partnership
that is all inside his own lotion the
motion is in the ocean what was it the
motions in the ocean but the lotions and
we'll put it in text around you the
motion is in the ocean and it's all
within your own lotion pull the hair put
it by my ears I mean when you put it
behind your ears
you look like an avid brother people say
I'm good with licks the music already
exists in the universe you just got to
get aligned with it and it'll come into
your lotion and then you're just gonna
bring it out into the potion you know
what I'm saying and gotta get it in
there I think we've really cleaned you
up now you can be a functioning member
of society and you know what people
aren't gonna look at you funny anymore
right that's right I should go get alone
do you know what my credit score is I do
have a guess and it's double digits I
don't think you can have a credit score
of 99 you know what link I'm real happy
you didn't burn me I'm a little unhappy
didn't burn yourself but
I think we bonded a little bit next time
we'll do something to your hair no my
dad
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