Fed: Scarra~~
Scarra: Fedmyster~~
Fed: Oh my god. Is that a challenger player? Scarra: Yeah~~ That's--
Poki: What are you guys doing?! Fed: Uhm... Alright
Lily: This is so gross!
(new video after an entire month hype)
#AD
Poki: Honestly, I am so ready for this move
I think it's gonna be great.
I embrace the change
Poki: This is gonna be EZ Clap
Poki: Legit, you just put stuff in a box and you put it in another house then you're just there
Poki: *mouth full* It's fine
Pecca: Chris and I moved to our own place we actually won't be living with the house anymore
Pecca: Which is... kind of happy and sad at the same time because I'll miss everyone
Pecca: I'll miss Temmie a lot
Chris: I feel really happy because we're moving to a new, bigger place
Chris: Uh, we've done... like we've grown a lot, in a year
Chris: Like one year ago we had no content- - - yeah?
Chris: Uhh, they should- they're actually packed up right now
Chris: do you need them right now?
Chris: Umm, just use your hands or I can use my hands?
Chris: Could we just've a competition who can climb to the top faster
Chris: Or who can get that box at the very top faster
Fed: You know f**king win dude you're thirty f**ki-
Fed: WHAT THE-
Fed: Get my water-
Fed: (Scared)AHHHHH
Fed: (Struggling) AGHHH
(RIP CHRIS *ouch)
Fed: Alright let's call it a draw, dude
Random Moving Guy: These guys are f**king creeps
Fed: Uh, so we're moving out
Fed: I feel... exhausted
Fed: Can I go now?
Fed: Hi Pecca
Pecca: Uhhhh...
Pecca: Scarra came to tell me to close the garage door
Fed: Well that's a damn shame cause you're not closing it
Pecca: *Closes it anyways* Fed: PECCA
Chris: (When we) First came in here, we had no YouTube channel
Chris: We had the cringiest content ever
Chris: Now that we're moving out... uh... the channel has grown so much-
Chris: No- No- Dude- No I- No more ice cream, man- Fed: Come here, come here- JUST $20-
Fed: I want the Christmas tree, dude
Fed: It needs to come with us Pecca: It's almost Christmas!
Fed: What it's almost- we're like five months away from Christmas
Fed: WHAT THE F**K (Pecca yelling)
Pecca: But why? :(
Pecca: But why? :( :(
Poki: I can't wait to actually have walls in my room
Poki: Cause right now we just have megaphones
Poki: I swear to God
Poki: Like, I whisper something and Fed hears it clearly
PokI: It's frightening!
Poki: I want actual walls privacy
Poki: So I can do ASMR and get--
My channel's dying...
Scarra: Way back when I coach CLG, uh, I had...
Scarra: I decided on the roster with Xmithie, Jake, from Team Liquid
Scarra: He was potentially not gonna be on (the) roster because he underperformed the year before
Scarra: But I thought he was a really good player
Scarra: So I wanted to keep him on
Scarra: And I was kind of defending him the entire year about how good he was
Scarra: He was consistently considered "underrated"
Scarra: His dad actually, at the end of the split, even though we didn't do well
Scarra: Came up to me and gave me this letter
Scarra: Said, it pretty much paraphrase says, thank you for believing in Jake (aww)
Fed: What kind of dumb s**t is he talking about now
Scarra: Wait... are you seri-
Fed: I wasn't listening!
Fed: Longtime fan, if you don't mind, sign the b-
(LMAO)
Fed: Sign the back business card and return post I have-
(*Scarra dying*)
Fed: This dude- guy paid for a stamp
Fed: He never f**king-
Scarra: I COMPLETELY FORGOT it's been TWO YEARS
Scarra: Do you think they still want this?
Fed: Hey, that'd be sick
Scarra: He's been waiting for this for two years- or she I don't exactly know
Scarra: Perfect
Scarra: This wraps up the storyline of my pro-play career, right here
Lily: Do you think I should take this with me?
Lily: Ahhh it's stuck, it's fine, let's just buy another calendar
Lily: Um...
Lily: Oh over there are my thigh highs!
Lily: I was looking for those- Temmie this is not-
Lily: I feel.. I think it's more exciting than anything
Lily: Cause we're moving into a new place finally, so like new beginnings and everything
Lily: And I can FINALLY make sure my room is clean from the get-go
Lily: So I will organize everything in the beginning
Lily: Cameraman's not supposed to talk
Albert: Seeing a lot of clutter gives me anxiety
Albert: So filming all of this has been very traumatic
(OUCH)
Poki: I'm not used to this
Poki: Thanks for, containing me for a year
Poki: This is so weird!
Poki: Echo, echo, ech- (*laughs*)
Pecca: Things just happened so organically and so naturally that it's just
Pecca: A lot of fun, being with everyone
Pecca: And I think I'll miss that the most :(
Pecca: In the house
Scarra: Bye!
Pecca: Think anything is gonna change?
Pecca: If anything...
*Lily sobbing noises*
Chris: Bye house
Pecca: Be more spontaneous?
Pecca: Is all I really have to say
rip old house you will be missed :( *nostalgic sobbing commences*
OMG THIS WAS THE GREATEST THO
pusheen!
YES kpop dances
Mr. Cameraman, I don't feel so good
Fed: How is the door open? How'd you get in?
Fed: What the, get out, dude
Fed: Wait really?
Fed: Fine, uh, hold on just gimme a sec, just wait WAIT
*door closes*
Fed: All right, come on in dude, welcome, welcome
Fed: This is the Offline TV house *clap* AYY WOO-
Fed: Okay, f**k, can we do that again?
Fed: S**t that was actually really bad
Fed: Uh, seriously, is that a problem?
Fed: Um, so this is the living room over here
Fed: Yeah it's a pretty sweet living room
Chris: Welcome to my home
Fed: Um, so, this is the area, where we want to have a bunch of arcades
Fed: It's going to be really cooI
Fed: We're going to have an arc- we're going to have a claw machine here
Fed: We're going to have DDR here
Fed: We're going to have pinball here, another pinball machine
Fed: And then maybe this will be like, a wall full of fan art
Fed: I think that'd be sick
Fed: You think that'd be sick?
...
Fed: Does he never talk?
Fed: Um... need a cup
Fed: Cups aren't here, lemme try...
Fed: Lemme try this one...
(wtf Chris)
Fed: Are you sure uh...
Fed: What are you looking at?
Fed: Actually, they're in the fridge, they're in the fridge, come here come here
Fed: How do you- ****- how do you open this?
Fed: Oh.
Fed: We're going to go upstairs
Fed: Uh, me, Scarra, Toast, Poki live upstairs
Fed: We're going to check out my room first, let's go
Fed: So my room is the farthest away, soo we're gonna need a- we're going to need a ride
Fed: A good ride (??)
(Pretty sure I'll also leak the new address)
Fed: So, uh this is my room
Fed: Um... I have a computer there
Fed: Also got this like, sick mattress that Purple hooked us up with (yay sponser!)
Fed: Purple 4, so it's like 4 inches thick it um...
Fed: Four inches of smart comfort grid
Fed: Um, it has pressure releasing comfort and support
Fed: Uhm, and, fresh air flow, and you sleep cool, which is like
Fed: F**king sick
Fed: Um, and a no feel motion transfer
Fed: What does that mean?
Fed: This is my sick second bedroom
Fed: It's where all the magic happens this is where I bring all the friends over like to pop open some-
Fed: Some bottles and then what we do is we stream from here and I like to like-
Fed: Do all the s**t with them, and then like what else do we put-
Poki: Fed- this isn't even your room
Fed: Oh
Poki: Do you wanna like let me, maybe give the tour
Fed: Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Poki: Of my room?
Fed: Yeah you know what, you can go for it uh- I'll just...
Poki: So you have friends over here?
Poki: You pop bottles in my room...?
Fed: Uhhhhh...
Poki: Ok here's the thing I'm supposed to do a plug about like the Purple...
Poki: Mattress... butt pad thing, but I've actually been using it all week so...
Poki: There's nothing else for me to say except I've been using it all week
Poki: And then I tried playing without it, and it just didn't feel same
Poki: I can confirm there is never too much cushion for the... sitting...?
Poki: Listen, if you not-
Poki: THICCC, just get this
Poki: And if you areTHICCC, still get this cause it's really comfortable
(Poki approved butt pad)
Fed: All right, so this is Toast's room
Fed: Yo, yo, what's up, dude?
Fed: You want to give us a little tour?
Fed: Is that cool?
(Toast: Fed... Get out of my room...)
Fed: Yeah, he's like that sometimes off stream, but we love him still so
Fed: Hi, hey Scarra
Fed: What's up! How 'ya doin?
Scarra: Doing good
Fed: Great, um...
Fed: Have you tried this butt cushion yet?
Fed: It's actually like really sick
Fed: Just- just try it, like, feel this, just feel this part
Fed: Now imagine that, on your ass
(mind blown)
*plop*
Scarra: YEAH IT ACTUALLY FEELS PRETTY GOOOOD
Fed: Yeah right?
Scarra: What the f**k, wait wait wait wait wait
Fed: Um... yeah, so Lily lives in the basement
Fed: Let's go check out what she's doing
Fed: So it's a long walk, so, uh...
Fed: Bear with me
*jazzy music*
Fed: Mofo has her own kitchen
Fed: I'm most scared about going into this room
Fed: Yo, dog
Fed: Whaddup?
Fed: Dude how long has she been sleeping for?
Fed: Like 6 hours, 7?
Fed: It's like the middle of the day
Fed: Yo!
Fed: Okay, let- you know what?
Fed: We should actually test, if like the motion thing is actually true
Fed: What's it actually called...?
Fed: The no feel motion transfer, let's see if this actually works
Fed: Are you ready?
Fed: She actually doesn't move when I move
*DING YAY*
Fed: That's pretty nuts
Fed: Dude what if I just like uh...
(NO FED NO)
(ABORT)
Fed: Uh, quick shoutout to Purple for hooking us up with the mattresses, appreciate it
Fed: We're going to be doing an actual house tour in like two to- two to three- four
Fed: Actually I don't even know when we're doing it, but uh, yeah
Fed: Thanks for watching, make sure to like, comment, subscribe (you better subscribe)
Fed: And see you guys next time, peace
Fed: Bye.
:) gotta keep on waiting for the house tour :)