DO’s and DON’Ts of Corporal Works Of Mercy
Hello?
Hey man, yeah what’s up?
No, I'm here. Yeah.
I’m outside.
Yeah.
No, I’m coming in right now.
"Timid Timmy"
So you’re hungry, huh?
Well, man does not live on bread alone.
Well, I could go for some chicken.
I’m talking about the word of God you bum.
Read it!
You’ll be licking your chops for the Lord.
It’s a book.
“Abrasive Abner”
I told you I’d come back.
Wow.
Thank you!
What’s your name?
My name’s Todd.
Nice to meet you, Todd.
I’m Chelsea, I’ll be praying for you tonight.
Thank you.
“Charitable Chelsea”
I’m going to visit Grandma in the hospital.
You wanna come with me?
Mhh
Uh-huh
Looks like your battery’s running out of juice, huh.
Man, you’ve got a bacterial infection I can’t even pronounce.
What i-
Well, that is- that is some kind of fungus.
Yeah you’re gonna die.
That’s probably what that smell is.
Who are you?
You wanna see a priest for confession.
Before old Beelzebub comes and tickles your toes if you know what I mean?
Well, I’m just the messenger.
Can’t get mad at me, right?
I mean you can but you’d be an idiot.
Nurse!
This lady’s dying in here.
Good to see you again!
You too Mrs. Johnson.
I brought you your favorite chocolate.
And here’s a book about my favorite person I was telling you about.
Oh!
Oh thank you, dear.
You’re welcome.
Would you like me to read some of the book to you?
Yes!
Ok here we go.
Mother Teresa: No Greater Love.
No yeah, she’s a goner!
Nurse!
I wish Timmy was here.
I guess he couldn’t DVR the game.
I wish Timmy was here.
Yeah Timmy’s a snot.
Not as bad as Grandma though. I've heard some things.
Let’s just say I hope St. Peter fell asleep at the gate if you know what I mean.
You’re a rather large man.
And I can’t see a thing.
I wish Timmy was here.
Yeah, I guess he couldn’t DVR the game.
Thank You.
“Amen, I say to you, whatever you did for one of these least brothers of mine, you did for me." – Matthew 25:40”
Yeah, you’re a goner.
Hope you’re ready.
Pack some sunscreen?
For Hell.
Hell Sunscreen?
Okay.