Hello guys, I know we’re back so soon with another Dumbest Tweets - you might be wondering
why.
Well, it’s a special one.
Firstly, it’s going to be a best of video which means that these are some of my favourite
tweets from the whole series.
Thats right, I went back over the past 51 videos, thats 510 tweets, and picked out some
that really made me laugh, groan, or lose the will to live.
At the end of the video, I also have a big announcement as well.
I know I always say this, but you really wanna stick around to the end and hear it.
My name is Danny Burke and this is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets Part 52.
Starting off at number 10 were saying -Saw the dumbest elevator today.
Shit had a button for the floor I was already on- …. I had to start with this one.
I couldn't wait till the end, its just too good.
Theyre laughing at the elevator for having the floor they are already on - this observation
is so dumb that it almost makes sense - maybe theyre thinking of it - a train, no that wouldnt
work, a bus?
No … I mean, yeah, its just ridiculous isnt it.
Thats why I love it, and thats why it deserves to be in best of.
Moving on to number 9 we have -Boyfriend with no social meida where you at- -how tf he gonna
see this- … this one has never got old.
The thought of someone looking for a parter who doesnt use social media - on social media
- its priceless.
Its like looking for a vegan in a butchers - its not gonna happen.
To be honest though, its the reply that also makes this.
They just say what were all thinking.
At number 8 now were saying -Its crazy how babies can understand / speak other languages
besides English- … someone replied and said -Wait what you mean- … to which they replied
-like when 1 y/o kids speaks Spanish or creole or like a different language lol- … I love
this one.
They genuinely think that just because they know English and find it hard to learn other
languages as an adult, that means babies should find it hard too.
No!
That’s not how it works!
Obviously babies are just language sponges, theyre amazing at learning languages but it
gets harder as you reach adulthood.
Im literally picturing a Spanish baby asking their parents how to pronounce Spanish words
- and theyre asking them in English.
Amazing.
Moving on to number 7 were saying -I know that the moon is just the back of the sun,
but if thats the case how in the hell is it out during daytime?!- … I chose to include
this one because I just love the confidence, they don't start with a dumb question - they
KNOW the moon is just the back of the sun, obviously.
But theres just that whole sun and the moon being in the sky at the same time thing thats
getting in the way, that doesnt matter though.
Because they know.
Next up at number 6 were asking -Is gunpoint a real place???- … so you know when you
see on the news and they say someone was held at gunpoint - you know its not a real place
don't you, but Dumb Twitter doesnt.
They think they mean Gunpoint as in like, a town.
They were held at Gunpoint.
I laughed at this ages ago.
Im laughing again now.
I still hope there isnt a real place called Gunpoint …
Moving on to number 5 were saying -I didnt know dinosaurs was that big, I mean they be
in the movies and shit but they bigger than that before the big bang killed em- … sometimes
I love a dumbest tweet just because it makes no sense - this is one of them - what are
they talking about?
The dinosaurs were bigger before the big bang killed them?
The dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, thats a long time.
But the big bang was 13.8 BILLION years ago.
No dinosaurs were harmed during the big bang.
At number 4 now we have -How do islands not float away?- ….. Whaaaaaat.
This one never gets old.
What do they even mean?
You know whats scarier than one person thinking that islands just float around - many people
actually think this.
I remember finding a bunch of tweets saying this - and I had to pick one - but theyre
out there.
Theyre like Flat Earthers, Island Floaters.
Moving on to number 3 were asking -How long does it take for a deer to become a moose?-
… haaaaa not too long!
Yeah, its like Pokemon.
Once your deer reaches level 18, it starts to evolve into a moose.
You can cancel it if youd prefer to keep your deer and not have a moose.
Its up to you.
At number 2 were going into a conspiracy by asking -if theres a new jersey wheres the
old one … the US government is hiding too many secrets- … amazing - you can actually
tell from the pixels that this is an old one - but its still a gold one.
There is an old jersey, its called jersey, and its off the coast of Great Britain.
Wait till they start asking questions about New York …
And finally at number 1 we have -I wonder if space actually exists … americans are
quite good in making us believe shit that don't exist- … this is the conspiracy theory
to end all conspiracy theories.
The funny thing is, I know that most of you guys watching are Americans.
Its time to be honest, have you been making up the whole space thing to the rest of it?
We need to know.
Whats next, are we gonna find out the Earth isnt real?
Just be honest OK?
And I think that is that.
That was a fun run down of some of my favourite Dumbest Tweets … and that was the final
Dumbest Tweets video becauuuse - drum roll - Im leaving Most Amazing Top 10.
Yes, thats my big announcement.
I know this may come as a surprise to some of you but yes, today is my last day here
after 3 and a half years.
Its time for me to move on to work on a new project and for those of you that follow me
on social media, Ill be talking about my new job very soon.
Its not the time for that now though, now is the time to say thank you - to all of you,
for an amazing 3 and a half years.
I have learnt so much in my time here.
I have grown as a person in both a personal and professional sense.
Ive explored topics I never even knew existed, got to visit places I never thought Id go
to and work with people who have opened my eyes in so many ways.
Of course, none of this would have been possible with the team here at Most Amazing and across
our sister channels.
The editors, the producers, the other hosts and writers - all such talented people that
have contributed to the monumental growth of this channel.
When I joined, we were at 100,000 and now were well over 5 million - pretty incredible
stuff.
Then, of course, I need to say thank you to Landon for giving me the opportunity to call
this my job in the first place.
Some of you might not know this but I wasnt a host at first, but he gave me a shot, even
when I didnt believe in myself, and here we are today.
So thank you to him and I hope you continue to support him.
And last but not least, I wanna say thank you to Rebecca, the most wonderful co host
I could possibly ask for.
Over the years, weve become friends and so much more - and even though my time here has
come to an end, I know well continue to be closer and closer.
Although my new job doesnt involve me being infront of the camera, this isnt the end for
me on YouTube, you can find me over on Ha Ha Oh No which is a channel where Jack Finch
and I tell each other original scary stories.
I’m also on my personal channel and my instagram, so Ill still be hanging around in the background.
Thank you everyone for all your kind words, encouragement and artwork over the years.
I see most of it and it always makes me smile.
In return, I hope Ive made you smile, I hope I entertained you, I hope I educated, shocked
and scared you - but most importantly, I hope I inspired you - because if youve ever enjoyed
one of my videos - I know wed get along - and I only get along with good people - so that
means you guys are the best.
It makes sense.
Be good, be kind, continue to support the channel.
My name is Danny Burke, thanks for watching as always guys, and Ill see you - around.
Bye bye.