What is with people who just absolutely have no awareness of their surroundings? (Yes, you)
There are people who will literally stop in the middle of pedestrian traffic and just have a full-out
conversation as if they're not being a nuisance to the other pedestrians who have places to be. (Trust me, they are)
*gasp*
"Ashley, is that you?"
"Oh my god, Vanessa. Gurlll, I haven't seen you in years!"
"So how's the hubby? Mmh, I haven't talked to Rick in years."
"You mean my ex-hubby? Oh my god gurl.
I have so much to tell you right here right now.
It's so good that I met you right here in the middle of this busy street so I can tell you my whole backstory.(Please leave, and skedaddle to Asia)
Why my husband cheated on me!
*inaudible talking* Oh my god, MOVE.
MOVE please. There's a Starbucks right there. Just MOVE. Next time you think about catching up with your old
BFFFFFF from middle school
in a busy crowd, just think about what would happen if you were driving on a highway and tried doing that. Exactly, you wouldn't.
Speaking of driving:
Jaywalkers.(Moonwalkers)
Come on.
I have no problem with you as long as you get your frogger skills on and don't cause a
vehicular centipede of traffic. One time I was walking my dog and saw this woman make an attempt to jaywalk
and you know how as a kid you were always told to look both ways before crossing the street?
Well, this woman only followed through with half of that advice.
She only looked to the right saw that a car was approaching and so waited for it to pass
while she was on the opposite lane. And just a little tip for you JayWalkers, walk
perpendicular to the side you're walking towards.
I can't stand it when people walk diagonally when trying to cross.
Like I understand if you're trying to cut your walking time by taking the hypotenuse and saving a couple valuable seconds,
but if you're going to do so, at least run or sprint or something.
What's that math term-asymptote? Yeah, don't be one of those. My other favorite is bus passengers,
but more recently airplane passengers or any public transportation (Here comes the Airplane)
passenger who chooses to sit on the outer seat and expects me to
parkour over them or cirque Du Soleil myself into the inner seat without them moving.
Moving your feet back might help if the gap between your knee and the seat in front of you is enough to accommodate my width. If
it doesn't, don't do one of these. It literally does not change anything. If anything it makes it even harder to squeeze through...
sometimes awkward. Yeah, you can pivot to the side so your legs are entirely out of the way,
but you risk getting hit by my carry-on bag
So the best case scenario, the best way we can make both of our lives run
smoothly just get up from your seat for five seconds.
Unless of course you have bad odor or something then that's fine.
I'll just go sit somewhere else. And then you have people in supermarkets. Oh my gosh
Supermarkets! You know those aisles that
conveniently fit two carts side by side intended for opposing traffic? (Heavy Traffic on the road)
Yeah, yeah. Why would you use up both going the same way?!
Here's a tip on cart etiquette
so you're not a burden on the human race. If you see a product that you are interested in
purchasing and would like to inspect it for an extended duration,
please park your cart on the same side of the product you are inspecting. The closer to your product the better.
Don't have a heated debate with your husband as to why 2% is better than 1%. Just MOVE. *imitates Shia LaBeouf*
You teenagers walking side by side of the road thinking it's cool to occupy space
you're not supposed to; MOVE. You people trying to get into a crowded subway car during rush hour, let the current passengers out first.
MOVE. You drivers at the front of traffic and not realizing the lights green because you're on your phone being *beep* boy.
Make like a U-Haul and MOVE. It's so easy to avoid these situations.
How do you not have the awareness that you are not the only human around and that other people need to get to places?! (Because of smartphones)
*clears throat* ProTip PSA from Domics if you're out in public, and you're in motion
and then you're suddenly not, ask yourself 'Am I being a piece of trash by idling here and being in someone's way?' If not,
carry on. If yes, then you should
...
probably
want to...
what's the title of this video-? MOVE!
Yello, guys.
Very very very very sorry about my absence. Thank you to those who were very patient since my last video. I am aware
it's been a long, long time. I've got a pretty sweet side product that
I've been working on with another animator buddy
and I'm excited to share with you in the near future once it releases.
I know some of you already know this, but I know not everyone follows my social media,
but I wanted to let you all know that the DomicsMerch Stores are up.
I say 'stores' because I have one dedicated to prints and buttons which Nancy and I...
mostly Nancy are managing on our own; while the other side is dedicated to shirts and other clothing and accessories.
So please check those out.
One more thing. I also now have a PO box. So you can now send me postcards,
physical fan art, snacks. Whatever you want as long as it's legal.
Alright. See you guys next year.*whispers* Just kidding. I'll try my best to get working on the next video ASAP. Please don't kill me.