LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS PINE!
>> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. I AM ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO BE
HERE. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HOSTING
SNL. APPRECIATE IT.
I WAS HERE ONCE BEFORE. I DID A WALK ON DURING WEEKEND
UPDATE WHEN THE FIRST STAR TREK MOVIE CAME OUT.
LAUREN WAS IMPRESSED THAT I DID SUCH A GREAT JOB, I COULD COME
BACK EIGHT YEARS LATER. AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I HAVE A
MOVIE COMING OUT CALLED GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.
SEE? SEE?
I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I'M NOT IN GUARDIANS OF THE
GALAXY. THAT IS CHRIS PRATT.
I AM CHRIS PINE. LESLIE KNOWS WHO I AM.
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? LESLIE HAS SEEN ALL OF MY
MOVIES. TELL THEM WHO I AM.
>> YOU ARE CAPTAIN AMERICA. CHRIS EVANS.
>> I'M CHRIS PINE. >> HEMSWORTH.
>> CHRIS PINE. >> PINE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. THANK YOU, THOR.
>> IT'S NOT THOR. THANK YOU, LESLIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU BRING OUT THE POSTER I
SHIPPED IN. THANK YOU.
I HAD A SMALL FEELING THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.
I WANT TO CLEAR THINGS UP FOR EVERYBODY HERE.
CHRIS EVANS, CHRIS HEMSWORTH, CHRIS PRATT, CHRIS PINE.
HIT IT, GUYS. ♪♪♪
I'M NOT THAT CHRIS ♪♪♪ ♪ I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM, BUT I'M
NOT THAT CHRIS. NOT PRATT OR HEMSWORTH ♪♪♪
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT GUY ♪♪♪ ♪ I'M MY OWN COOL VIBE ♪♪♪
♪ WE'RE ALL WHITE GUYS ♪♪♪ ♪ BUT THESE ARE NOT THE WHITE
GUYS I AM ♪♪♪ ♪ I'M 6 FOOT TALL AND CHRIS
EVANS IS 6 FEET AS WELL. >> OH, MY GOD, HELLO.
>> HEY, KATE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
>> OF COURSE. YOU ARE CHRIS PINE.
FROM STAR TREK. AND WONDER WOMAN.
>> EXACTLY. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
PEOPLE CONFUSION US. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S BECAUSE
YOU ARE ALL NAMED CHRIS AND YOU ARE ALL KIND OF SQUINTY AND
SCRUFFY AND JACKED IN A SWEET WAY.
>> THANK YOU. >> IS THIS SET TO UPTOWN GIRL?
>> YES, IT IS. ♪ DIFFERENT CHRIS ♪♪♪
♪ THE ONLY ONE WITH FINGERPRINTS LIKE THIS ♪♪♪
♪ YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE AN EYE ♪♪♪
♪ BUT LOOK CLOSE BECAUSE I'M A DIFFERENT GUY ♪♪♪
♪ ALL THE CHRISES ARE THE SAME. YOU ARE ALWAYS AT THE AIRPORT
WEARING RAGGEDY JEANS WITH BRACELETS FROM WOODEN BEADS FROM
BALI. >> I HAVE ONE, BUT IT'S FROM
HAWAII. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
♪ UPTOWN GIRL ♪♪♪ HIS CHARACTER IS STEVE ROGERS
AND IN WONDER WOMAN I PLAY STEVE TREVOR.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STEVE PLAYED BY A DIFFERENT CHRIS ALL
TOGETHER. >> YOU THIS ONE?
>> THAT'S MY FACE, MAN. >> THAT'S RYAN REYNOLDS.
♪♪♪ I'M CHRIS PINE ♪♪♪
I'M CHRIS PINE! ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A NICE SHOW SO STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.