Don't forget to read the note!
- Why won't he just le--
[Screams]
Whoa!
Crash!
Ah!
Oh, no. Not again.
If my parole officer finds out, I don't stand a chance.
I'll be sentenced for life this time.
- Hmm, quite a conundrum you have here.
It would be a crying shame to a certain someone
if this information were to leak out to the authorities.
- Oh, please, don't tell the police.
I'll be a dead man if I get caught.
I'll do anything.
- It's gonna cost a fortune
to get this fixed...
thanks to you.
- Oh, gracious me.
I don't have that kind of cash.
- Don't worry.
I think we can work something out.
- Huh?
You mean we should go out on a date?
- Uh...
Interesting.
No, I had something else in mind.
Surprise, SpongeBob.
You have a new coworker.
- Mrs. Puff!
- [Screams]
- She'll be filling in for Squidward
while he's...
Uh...
on vacation.
Isn't that right, Mrs. Puff?
- That's right.
- And she'll be working unpaid
until he returns, won't she?
- Yeah.
- Squidward.
I forgot to tell you,
you're taking the summer off.
Have a good time.
See ya.
Whoo, that was close.
- It all sounds a bit mysterious to me.
But why should I care?
I'm working with good old Mrs. Puff.
Say, did you get my note?
- Oh, I got your note all right.
- So what do you think?
- What did I think?
I think it caused me to...
Uh, let's just say it changed my life.
- It certainly has.
Now SpongeBob, would you please show Mrs. Puff her new duties
vis-a-vis her recently changed life,
because I sure as snail snot
can't be bothered to do it.
- Oh, boy.
I get to show you the ropes, Mrs. Puff.
Hey, it's kinda like I'm the teacher.
[Laughs]
I'm gonna be teaching you now.
- Patience is a virtue.
- Shall we start with the importance
of good kitchen hygiene?
Or the unabridged history of the patty?
- Why don't we just start with my basic duties?
- Eager to get behind the wheel, eh?
I like it.
Repeat after me:
"This is my register.
There are many like it, but this one is mine."
- There are many like it, but this one is mine.
- Now, like a ship's rudder,
this old register is temperamental.
So when you hit the total key--
what are you doing?
- Nothing.
- You're not taking notes?
Always remember, good grades...
Both: Only follow diligent notes.
- I know, SpongeBob.
I taught you that phrase.
- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
You may borrow my notepad today.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yes.
The total key is a bit sticky,
so you're going to have to be forceful,
but not too forceful.
Did you get that?
- Forceful, but not too forceful.
- You did!
Diligence like this deserves a sticker.
Collect ten, and you're entitled to a "super" sticker.
Why don't we work on our customer service
with a little role playing?
I'll be the customer, and you show me your best
and friendliest service, hmm?
- Fine.
- [In British accent] Good day, m'lady.
Charmed, I'm sure.
- Funny costume, SpongeBob.
- Forgive me, but I know not of this SpongeBob fellow.
My name is Duke Thomas Feathermuffin,
and I entered your place of business
in hopes of procuring lunch on this fine day.
- Of course, Mr. Feathermuffin.
What would you like to eat today?
- Psst! Mrs. Puff.
It's me, SpongeBob.
I think this will go smoother if you just refer to him as Duke.
- [Sighs] You mean to refer to you as Duke.
- Of course.
How else would one refer to me?
I am a duke, after all.
Now, I should fancy a meal, if it's quite all right with you.
- Okay, Duke.
What'll you have?
- I shall have beans on toast, please.
- All right, one beans on toast coming up.
- Psst! Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob again.
You better inform the Duke that we don't serve beans on toast.
- Ugh.
This is just ridiculous.
Would you simply explain my duties, please?
- What are you doing yelling at me customers?
The Duke here is one of me regulars.
And I don't need to explain what happens
when you start losing your regularity, do I?
- Oh, dear.
Message received, Mr. Krabs.
- Just don't let it happen again, Puff.
- Well, I see you had a little trouble getting in gear there,
but you'll be in the fast lane before you know it.
[Door opens]
Ah, here comes another customer.
Let's see if you can apply what you've learned.
- Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.
May I take your order?
- Yes!
- One Krabby Patty, please.
- $1, please.
Thank you.
- Good job, Mrs. Puff.
Now, all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.
- One Krabby Patty.
- Oh, Mrs. Puff.
- What?
- It must have slipped your mind
that you need to submit the order in writing as well.
It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.
- Fine.
Here's your written form.
- One Krabby Patty.
Mrs. Puff?
- What now?
- I can't begin cooking until the bell has rung.
Smack!
Thank you.
Although a smidge less rigorous next time, please.
- [Mumbles angrily]
- Order up!
You've done well so far, student.
Now, we deliver the item to the customer.
Be cautious, but swift.
I wouldn't go that way if I were you.
It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.
Look out for the barrel.
- I'll give you a bar--
whoa!
- Watch for pedestrians.
- Ah!
Thud!
- Pothole!
- Hey!
- Look out, Mrs. Puff.
- [Screaming]
- Time for evasive action.
- [Screaming]
[Screams]
[Tires squeal]
[Both scream]
Ding!
- And the Patty is unscathed.
Way to go, Mrs. Puff.