• From tree branches to body hair, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true
stories from our subreddit about more of our weirdest food cravings.
Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by PureDemon_ Melissa When Melissa was young she used to chew on
fresh tree branches from a huge tree next to her house.
For some reason, at the time they tasted really good, and she remembered them having a really
good texture to chew on.
Melissa would grab a piece with really green leaves and just chew on it, and when the leaves
fell she wouldn't eat it because it didn't taste as good.
Number 9 was submitted by DanielSvensson93 Shima
Shima’s grandmother ate sand from the beach when she was pregnant.
She had no idea why she did that, but Shima thinks it's horrible when she has a sandwich
at the beach and there is just one or two grains of sand on it.
It's like the end of the world for her.
A mouth full of sand just doesn't sound too appetizing to her.
Number 8 was submitted by Sarah_Gimas Honeybits When Honeybits was pregnant, one of her weirdest
cravings was when she had clams and ice cream.
Though other food cravings included Mac and Cheese with chocolate milk (it had to be chocolate
or she would’ve gone nuts).
Wasabi seaweed and vanilla ice cream and Cajun-style ANYTHING.
It's weird because Honeybits usually hates anything that burns her mouth.
Despite her weird cravings, she’s fine with chicken as long as it has a bone, but won't
touch it if it’s boneless and the mere sight of it will make her gag.
Also Honeybits can't eat bananas without throwing up, and she can't eat any cake without feeling
absolutely miserable right afterwards.
Number 7 was submitted by ladyofthedrgns Pandora This may sound gross, but Pandora craved 50W
motor oil when she was pregnant.
She would sip from the bottle like it was a milkshake.
During both of her sisters’ pregnancies, one of them ate a lot of hot, spicy foods.
The hotter the better.
It would give Pandora heartburn and indigestion just watching her.
Then her sister would chase the whole thing with pickle juice.
Not the pickles, just the juice.
To answer that burning question, she had two girls.
Number 6 was submitted by DuskKingWolf GhostToast The weirdest food craving GhostToast has ever
had, and he was not high but just loves trying new food and food combos, was a sandwich that
had ham, deli thin turkey, roast beef, cheddar cheese, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato,
cream cheese, chocolate, a chocolate chip cookie, bacon, crunchy peanut butter, taco
sauce, wilshire sauce, honey, and BBQ sauce…
all on wheat bread.
Well GhostToast thought it was amazing but his family thought it was weird.
Number 5 was submitted by fearofvictory Dolan So Dolan has Pica, which means he gets weird
cravings for non-food, and also has Trichotillomania (which is basically when you pluck out your
hair).
When he was 10, Dolan used to pluck his hair out and nibble off the roots.
That’s it.
Long story short, he usually gets a craving for his own bodily hair, and anyone else’s
is nasty.
Although it was the worst when he was that age, he still does it.
Dolan also picks at and eats scabs and acne, as well as dry skin.
When it comes to actual food, he used to eat sugar packets at restaurants whenever his
dad went to the bathroom.
He would also sneak them home in his sweatshirt pockets.
Around the same age, Dolan would put ketchup on anything and everything.
One he remembers is lettuce and ketchup.
Number 4 was submitted by Xerogamertor Nixxiom When Nixxiom was about 8 to 9, he got very
hungry one day and decided to go to the kitchen and make himself the weirdest sandwich ever.
It had tomatoes, 5 different types of cheeses, onions, green and red peppers, ham, bacon,
chicken, steak, ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, one bar of chocolate, sausage, and pickles.
It turns out that Nixxiom got food poisoning because the chocolate he ate was 2 months
past its expiration date.
Number 3 was submitted by Dex637 Gooby As a repetitive stress eater with AP classes,
Gooby craved what some would call, quite literally, garbage.
Of the weirdest things she’s craved, Gooby would have to say that her Pringle-Chocolate-Kiwi
was the worst.
What she would do is take an unrefrigerated kiwi, cut it open, put some dark raspberry
chocolate in (carved out with a spoon), and put that in the microwave for about 5 seconds
for some heat.
After that, she would crumble up 2 or 3 Salt & Vinegar Pringles and sprinkle them in the
chocolate, then mash it together.
Honestly that doesn’t sound half bad.
Number 2 was submitted by MidnightWonderGirl Andiemations
A few years ago, while visiting her grandparents, Andiemations was craving a sandwich.
Now that may sound normal, but just wait till you hear what she had put on it!
Her grandma always made the best strawberry jam in the whole world, so needless to say
Andiemations decided that it had to be on it.
But she wanted something else on it.
Most people would slather peanut butter on a jam sandwich, but not her.
She put butter on it instead.
Andiemations then decided to add pepper to it as she loves spicy stuff.
Then she went on to put lettuce and onions on the sandwich.
When her grandparents saw her bizarre sandwich, they doubted that she would like it.
Andiemations took a huge bite of it and… it was actually pretty delicious!
She ended up making the same sandwich several times after that and it was one of her favorite
things to eat, even if others found it disgusting.
She doesn’t eat it anymore, but not because she’s grown to dislike it.
She just kind of lost the interest to put on the lettuce and onion at some point.
Andiemations still uses the rest of the ingredients.
Number 1 was submitted by me.
So this isn’t much as a food craving as much as it’s a habbit.
But I tend to chew and eat the inside of my mouth, as in my lips and cheeks.
I’ve always had this habbit.
My dad also has this habbit.
It’s just something I do when I have anxiety or am bored.
In a lot of class pictures I’m making a really weird smooching sort of face: because
I’m chewing the inside of my mouth.
It’s pretty embarrassing as well as gross but I’m used to it and I just…I can’t
stop.
It’s a habbit.
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