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Come on!
Don't you guys want to get inside each other?
That's what she said!
(guys all laughing)
Why won't that joke ever go away?
Uh, excuse me, I gotta find a lost kid. Can I use your mic?
That's what she said!
Whoa, you got Butt-slammed!
I feel so bad for Wallace.
He needs more thrust.
(quiet laughing)
Don't say it.
That's what she said!
Hey, are you through yet? Cause I'm getting tired of holding this.
Yeah... that's what she said.
(quiet laughing)
Magic doesn't solve everything. Sometimes it just makes it harder.
That's what she said.
Right...that is what she said.
(laughing) No, no. It's-it's a joke.
That magic makes things harder?
You can't point out the obvious, you have to go deeper.
and Todd, if you say, "That's what she said", I will brain you.
Okay, I see the transportation shed.
I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue.
Which is weird, cause it's like, the most important thing in Jumanji, and it's huge.
That's what she said.
(laughing)
Great. Okay, Gillette, now just slip it in nice and easy.
Ohh, I mean,
What about "that's what she said"?
Can we at least do that? - Hush!
I'm actually going to do it! Actually pull a rabbit from this hat.
That's what they all say. - No...
Seriously, I'm going to do it for real! It's really hard!
Oh, uh, that's what she said! - Oh, she said nothing of the sort!
But, in this case, I-I just don't think it will do any good.
That's what she said!
Whooooooooooo!
They let you fly the plane? - I know!
I'm so a (c)pit girl.
That's what she said.
Who? - Who what?
You..you said she said something, but I don't know who you mean.
This is exactly why I told you not to say anything!
Sorry, it just slipped out.
That's what she said!
I-I think I've got this thing now.
This is harder than I thought!
That's what she said. - What?
That's just a joke a guy on a TV show I used to watch says.
Oh...OHH! (laughs)
But I am taking it down.
(giggles) That's what she said!
First of all, Steve Carell owns '"that's what she said."
He owns it!
At least we put this matter to bed.
That's what she said.
...or he said.
Alright, wow.
I thought we'd warm up, but you just dove in head first.
That's what she said.
Whoa, Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box.
Yeah, that's what your mom said. - How dare you!
No, she actually said that.
I think this could get serious.
Wow, you're moving pretty quick, aren't you?
That's what she said. - (soft laughing)
What are you laughing at?
He did a "that's what she said" joke.
Because that's what she said. - Oh...
and yes, he really did cough up a large portion of dead lung tissue.
How's that even possible?
That's what she said!
No, she did literally say that.
Anyone know about this?
Let's see how far it goes.
That's what she said. (all laughing)
Good one.
Just take me home!
That's what she said!
Another good one! - You're on fire...!
This could lead out of here.
Dan, you're the only one small enough to go through.
That's what she said.
(laughs)
I would rather if you didn't-- oh.
(chuckles)
That's refreshing.
You actually know what you're doing down there.
Yeah, that's what she said.
(sigh)
It's big. - That's what she said.
Good one. - Hey! I'm still twelve!
Crap, it died. - Video sucks up all the juice.
That's what she said. - Did she, though?
I can't talk right now, Lillian. - Am I pulling this thing or what?
That's what she said!
Fun fact: I'm the "she" that that's based on.
No, no!
I need two men on this. That's what she said.
No time!
But she did.
No time!
I-I-I just wanted to tell you that...
God, this is harder than I thought.
That's what she said!
It's kind of (s), right?
That's what she said.
(laughs)
Come on, that was genuinely organic.
That's what she said.
Okay.
They're having problems with the burners again.
I need an eight-inch L-pipe.
That's what she said.
(laughing)
Oh, did their hostess call, too?
(soft chuckling)
Okay, insert rod support A into slot B.
That's what--
If you say "that's what she said" one more time, I'm going to pop you.
Michael...
I can't believe you came.
That's what she said.
Good luck, sisters. Not that easy.
It's never hard for me.
That's what he said!
(girls laughing and cheering)
I don't like this.