- [Voiceover] It's the Marshmallow Show!
(laughs)
- Hey there everyone! I'm Marshmallow
and this is my show. Yay!
What are we doing today, ShroomyShroom?
- Well, Marshmallow, today we're going to be discussing...
- We interrupt this show with breaking news!
- Huh?
- What's happening? Yay!
- A severe candy weather alert
that's been issued for the entire area.
I repeat: severe candy weather.
- What?
- Cupcake meteorites have already annihilated
most of brownie town.
And the Cotton Candy tornado is expected to hit us
at any moment! (screaming)
- What is happening?
- I don't know! We need a weather man to help us!
- Does anyone here know how to give a weather report?
- No, but maybe our guest does!
- Great idea, Shroomy!
Please welcome today's guest, Chester See!
Chester See, introduce yourself quickly!
- My name is Chester See
- There's no time!
- Chester! Our weatherman just got carried away
by a cotton candy tornado!
We need you to do the weather - now!
- Shouldn't we be way more concerned about this weatherman?
Is he okay?
- Probably not.
Please just read the weather.
- Read the weather, Chester!
- Our lives depend on it!
- Okay, the weather is apparently it's sprinkles.
Like actual sprinkles.
Falling on Denver.
- Oh no! Are we near Denver?
- Thankfully, no. We're not.
- Yay!
- There are ice cream cones everywhere.
- Oh no! Are we near everywhere?
- Unfortunately we are! We're in everywhere!
(Screams)
- There's a volcano eruption happening.
- Oh no!
- But the lava is made of chocolate syrup.
So it's not that dangerous.
- Yay!
- Actually it probably still is dangerous. You know?
- Oh no!
- It sounds cool in theory, but...
- Wait! Baord up the windows!
- Our studio doesn't have windows.
- Everybody get to the basement!
- Our studio doesn't have a basement.
- Right! I guess there's nothing we can do but sit here
and put our collective faith in the hands
of mother nature. Yay!
- Wait, listen!
It stopped!
- We must be in the eye of the hurri-candy cane!
- Yay! That means we can do the interview as planned! Phew.
Sorry about the interruption, Chester.
Let's get to the hard hitting questions.
First question: Tell us a joke.
- Uh...
- Marshmallow, that's not a question.
You're kind of putting the guy on the spot.
- Yeah Marshy. Ask Chester a question.
- Oh, sorry! Chester, will you please tell us a joke?
- A grasshopper....
(laughs)
I got it!
Grasshopper walks into a bar
bartender says, "Oh hey! We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "You got a drink named Gary?"
(laughs)
- That was great!
- I liked the part about the grasshopper!
- Second question. Tell another joke!
- Yay! Another! Another!
- There's a horse.
And he walks into a library.
And he goes to the librarian and he goes, "Neigh!"
"You got any beer?"
And the librarian says, "This is a library."
And he goes, (whispering) "You got any beer?"
(audience laughing)
- Hee hee hee! What's beer?
- I don't know!
- Next question. Chester, you sing songs, right?
Could you sing us a song right now?
- About kitties!
- Yay! Sing us a song about kittens!
_ (sings) ♫ Kittens are like cats, but younger.♫
- That was amazing!
- Is that good?
- That's my new favorite song!
- Just pure marshmallow. Would you eat yourself?
- No? You think this? Does this cross your mind?
Do you really eat yourself?
- Hmmm. Maybe. I am delicious.
- I feel like you shouldn't.
I feel like you should probably not eat.
I just think you shouldn't eat yourself.
- What does this inkblot look like to you?
- That looks like a delicious marshmallow.
- I knew it! I better keep an eye on you. Hee hee!
- Listen, I'm not gonna eat you.
However, have you ever had a S'more?
- I'm skeptical. You have a handsome face
and so I believe you.
Next question. If you were a scientist
and successfully crossed a dog with a cat,
what you call it?
- A Dat. Cause then we'd be like,
"that Dat, though"
- (Laughs) I like that one! That dat, dat!
What if you crossed a chipmunk and a pelican?
- Uh... Chipelican!
- (Laughs) Good one! Well, those are all the questions
I could ever possibly hope to ask anyone.
You have any questions for me, Chester?
- There's one question I really want to ask you.
But I don't know if it's appropriate.
- Ask it! Go ahead!
- Are you a female or a male.
- All right, all right. I know everybody's wondering this
so I'm going to put this issue to rest
for once and all.
My gender is....
(screaming)
- We out of the eye of the storm!
- Chester! Thank you for coming
but we have to say goodbye now.
Everybody check out Chester See at YouTubecom/ChesterSee
(screams)
- Chocolate lava! Everyone run!
(screaming)
- Phew! The storm passed!
Is everybody okay?
- I am!
- I'm not. I got some chocolate lava in me.
- So you got a little chocolate in you?
What's the big deal?
- You don't understand. When I get chocolate in me
that makes me a mocha.
And when there's a mocha
there's bound to be
- [Voiceover] Oh! Is this my sugar-free
double cafe mocha no whip?
(screaming)
- What? A joke, okay
I got that. A joke on hand. Always.
I see what you did there!
You know, I shower at least once a week.
Most people do it more
but I think people over do it.
(upbeat music)
My favorite thing. I love my dog.
My dog is great.