NOW, IF THERE IS ONE THING I'VE LEARNED LIVING IN AMERICA,
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN AND, FOR
THAT, JORDAN KLEPPER FILED THIS REPORT.
>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY THERE IS A NEW MASS SHOOTING, BUT TURN
ON THE TV AND THE SOLUTION IS CRISTING CLEAR.
>> WE SHOULD ARM THE GOOD GUYS.
>> WHETHER IN DEMIES OR A CLASSROOM.
>> THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD GUY WITH A GUN --
>> IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
>> GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
>> ONE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
>> IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
>> SOUNDS LIKE A FOOLPROOF PLAN.
TIME TO DO MY DUTY.
IT'S TIME TO BECOME JORDAN KLEPPER, GOOD GUY WITH A GUN!
THE FIRST THING ANY GOOD GUY WITH A GUN NEEDS IS HIS
CONCEALED HANDGUN LICENSE WHICH, IN OBAMA'S NEW YORK CITY IS
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.
LUCKILY, IT'S SUPER EASY IN FLORIDA.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO (BLEEP) LIVE THERE.
YOU CAN JUST MAIL IN AN APPLICATION AND ONCE THAT GETS
APPROVED IT INSTANTLY BECOMES VALID IN THESE 30 STATES.
SO ALL I HAVE TO DO TO QUALIFY FOR MY HANDGUN LICENSE IS BUY A
STAMP AND PASS ANY N.R.A. GUN SAFETY COURSE.
BUCKLE UP, BUTTER CUP, DADDY'S PACKIN'.
I'VE COME TO THE NOARNLG FIREARMS ACADEMY TO PRACTICE
WITH CEE LO GREEN IMPERSONATOR CHIEF DICKERSON.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> WE HAVE SOME HANDGUNS.
THIS IS A GLOCK MODEL 19.
>> WHICH ONE DOES THIS GOOD GUY GET?
>> THIS ONE.
SERIOUSLY?
THIS MUSTARD-COLOR TOY?
>> THAT IS A PLASTIC TRAINING GUN AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP IT
POINTING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS THOUGH IT WERE A REAL
FIREARM.
IT'S CALLED MUZZLE DISCIPLINE TO KNOW WHERE THE MUZZLE IS
POINTING AT ALL TIMES.
>> I DON'T HAVE MUZZLE DISCIPLINE.
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, I DON'T OBEY ANY RULES.
I'M A WILDCARD.
>> YOU HAVE TO OBEY ALL THE RULES WHEN IT COMES TO A
FIREARM.
>> NO, I'M A RULE BREAKER.
>> DON'T BREAK THESE RULES... BECAUSE SOMEONE COULD DIE OR YOU
COULD BECOME INCARCERATED.
>> TEACH ME HOW TO SHOOT A GUN.
CHIEF BROKE DOWN ALL THE KEY POINTS OF FIREARM SAFETY LIKE
AIMING.
>> CONTACT ON THE GRIP.
WRAP THOSE AROUND.
THAT'S HOW YOU AIM.
>> SUCK ON THIS METAL.
>> NOT LIKE THAT.
KEEP THE GUN JUST LIKE THAT.
>> CAN'T TALK WITH A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> NO, NOT TURN THE GUN SIDEWAYS.
KEEP THE GUN VERTICAL, UP AND DOWN.
>> IF I HOLD IT LIKE THIS, CAN I STILL SAY "SUCK ON THIS PIECE"?
>> NO, GOOD GUYS DON'T TELL BAD GUYS TO SUCK ON THEIR PIECE
BEFORE THEY SHOOT THEM.
>> WHAT DO THEY DO?
TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THEN I WAS AMBUSHED BY A GRUELING WRITTEN EXAM, THREE
ENTIRE PAGES, DOUBLE-SIDED, MULTIPLE CHOICE.
STOP FIDDLING WITH IT.
YOU WILL BREAK IT OFF.
WHAT MY MOM USED TO SAY.
THE TEST CONTAINED BRAIN BUSTERS LIKE TRUE OR FALSE, ALWAYS KEEP
YOUR GUN POINTED IN A SAFE DIRECTION.
>> THAT'S A QUESTION.
PRETTY MUCH A NO-BRAINER.
TRUE.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS TOUGH BUT, LUCKILY, I HAD A FEW BULLETS UP MY SLEEVE.
>> YOU A CHER FAN, I DO NOT LIKE CHER.
>> I DO NOT LIKE LICK CHER. >> MORE FOR ME.
NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE THING BETWEEN ME, CHER AND SAVING
AMERICAN LIVES: FIRING AN ACTUAL, FOR REAL-LIFE HANDGUN.
TURNS OUT I'M A (BLEEP)ING NATURAL.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID.
>> I WAS TRYING TO HIT HIM IN THE DICK BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A CROTCH.
>> JUST WANT TO KEEP THE SHOTS IN THE CENTER OF THE TARGET.
>> MAKE THE TARGET BIGGER SO THE CROTCH IS IN THE CENTER.
RIGHT HERE IS JUST TOTAL CROTCH.
>> RIGHT NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP OUR SHOTS IN THE CENTER
OF THE TARGET.
>> SO -- HOW DID I DO?
GOOD TO GO.
GO YOU PASSED.
>> I COME BACK TOMORROW, WE CONTINUE THE TRAINING?
>> IF YOU WANT TO TRAIN MORE, BUT THIS IS GOOD.
>> THIS IS IT?
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.
THERE YOU GO.
>> I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I HAD GONE FROM GUN IDIOT TO IDIOT WITH A GUN, LICENSED TO
CARRY A CONCEALED WEAPON IN MOST TO HAVE THE COUNTRY AND PROBABLY
IN YOUR STATE.
AFTER EIGHT HOURS OF TRAINING, I WAS READY TO HANDLE EVERY CRISIS
SITUATION.
>> YOU'RE NOT READY TO HANDLE EVERY CRISIS SITUATION.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
FIND OUT WHO THIS IS IN PART TWO OF JORDAN KLEPPER, GOOD GUY WITH
A GUN!