ALWAYS, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
READING THESE JOKES.
THEY REALLY SUCK.
HERE WE GO.
THIS WAY, RHODE ISLAND STATE
SENATOR KAREN MACK POSTED A
VIDEO OF HERSELF UPSIDE DOWN
WORKING ON A PUBLIC BEACH.
CRITICS CALL IT THE SCARIEST
UPSIDEDOWN CAPTURED ON FILM
SINCE STRANGER THINGS.
I DON’T GET IT.
A SURVEY FOUND THAT CHICK-FIL-A
IS AMERICA’S FAVORITE RESTAURANT
48.
48 YEARS IN A ROW, IN RELATED
NEWS, DRIVING DEMOCRATS
ABSOLUTELY MAD, CHICK-FIL-A HAS ALSO BEEN APPOINTED TO THE
ALSO BEEN APPOINTED TO THE
SUPREME COURT.
[LAUGHTER]
PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS SET A NEW
APPROVAL NO ACCORDING TO A NEW
POLL.
WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS IN THE
PRESIDENT WILL BE VERY UPSET
ONCE NEVER MIND THAT HE IS
JOE BIDEN.
THAT’S GOOD.
KEEP THAT ONE.
WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS
DIRECTOR DEPARTING THE
WHITE HOUSE LATER THIS MONTH.
SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO SPEND MORE
TIME WITH CNN CONTRIBUTOR JOB.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT WAS FUNNY.
A RECENT STUDY FOUND THAT
NEIGHBORHOODS WITH MORE DOGS
HAVE LESS CRIME.
IF THAT’S TRUE, THE VIEWER HAS
TO BE THE SAFEST PLACE IN
AMERICA.
NO.
NO, NO, NO.
NO!
NO.
THAT’S WHY IT WASN’T IN THE SHOW
SHOW.
REPORTEDLY HAD A CHANCE CALL
WITH THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF
RECENTLY.
PLANNING ON THE PRESIDENT HAS
BEEN ACTING, WHICH IS THE SAME
COMPLAINT FANS HAVE ABOUT
EVERYTHING SHE’S EVER BEEN IN.
THAT WAS GOOD.
JOHNSON COMPLAINED HER SUPPORT
FOR THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN A
WASTE OF TIME.
UNFORTUNATELY, JOE WAS ON A CALL
WHEN EWING AIR FORCE ONE’S
EXTENDED SERVICE WARRANTY PERIOD
CROSBY STILLS NASH AND YOUNG
QUIETLY RETURNED TO SPOTIFY FIVE
MONTHS AGO AFTER LEAVING DUE TO
THE PLATFORM’S SUPPORT FOR JOE
ROGAN.
THEY LOOK FOR SERVICE MORE
APPROPRIATE FOR THE AUDIENCE BUT
COULDN’T FIND ONE THAT STREAM
DATA TRACKS.
[LAUGHS]
IF IT CROSBY CONTEMPT ROGAINE
FOR SPREADING HEALTH
DISINFORMATION, AND WHO BETTER
TO TRUST THE MAN WHO DID SO MUCH
COCAINE HIS SEPTUM IS WIDER THAN
THE LINCOLN TUNNEL?
A NEW POLL CLAIMS CABIN NEWS IS
A STRONGER PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE THAN KAMALA HARRIS.
THE SURVEY REVEALED VOTERS
PREFER IF IT’S BECAUSE THEY
THINK IT’S FINALLY TIME WE HAVE
A FEMALE PRESIDENT.
WOW.
THAT IS VICIOUS.
I DON’T KNOW.
POPEYE COMIC STRIP IS GETTING A
MAKEOVER TO INCLUDE MORE
CHARACTERS WHO AREN’T
HETEROSEXUAL.
WIMPEY, PREVIOUSLY KNOWN FOR HIS
LOVE OF HAMBURGERS IS PIVOTED
HIS PREFERRED FOOD CHOICE 2-FOOT
LONG.
I THINK A 10-YEAR OLD ROAD THAT
ONE.
GETTING THOSE KIDS INVOLVED WITH
THE WRITING PROCESS.
LAST WEEKEND, ADMINISTRATION
CLAIMED THAT NASA MIGHT TAKE
OVER THE MOON IS PART OF A NEW
MILITARY PROGRAM.
MEANWHILE, NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES
ON MOON MISSION CONSISTING OF
300 BALLOONS, BINOCULARS AND A
LAWN CHAIR.
[LAUGHS]
AND FINALLY, NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
TO HEAR THOSE WORDS.
[LAUGHTER]
NOT WITH YOU WITH THIS ONE.
>> AND 90-FOOT GRANITE MONUMENT
KNOWN AS THE GEORGIA GUIDE
STONES WAS DESTROYED IN AN
EXPLOSION THIS WEEK.
THEY SAY IT THE WORST BOMBING IN
GEORGIA SINCE MICHAEL LAWSON