Aren't you worried?
About what?
Oh my god! Yeah!
CC - Runaway by Aurora
Umm, let me see it.
The things that are extra fun, I've written in red!
CC - Moments In Love by Art of Noise
CC - Let's Groove by Earth, Wind, & Fire
Got a new pair of pants today. I really like them
I was doing laundry, found out I already had them.
I already had the pair of pants. ._.
i have no clue what this song is called
Welcome to Sensory Heaven. I'll be your tour guide.
You'll be pleased to know that we've arranged your bed into a nest of freshly-washed blankets, sheets, and pillows,
all containing your favorite texture.
I personally prefer the weighted blanket on top, heated blanket on the bottom combo,
but you can arrange them however you want.
There's also blackout curtains in case you can't vibe with the sunlight.
At the gate, you may pick any of the following animals:
A fluffy cat that sits on your chest and softly purrs until you fall asleep,
a puppy that has the soft little puppy mouth for all eternity,
or a fluffy angora rabbit.
You may not yet know the joy of these but trust me when I say they're softer than clouds.
We have many rooms catered to you in Sensory Heaven.
Might I recommend the suite of scented candles?
The room of rocking chairs is a personal favorite.
We also have a library containing every book, manga, or comic you could ever desire,
filled with fun, sensory-pleasing seating like beanbag seats or those chairs that sort of bounce.
You might lose a century.
We also have a pair of high-quality headphones that compliments your taste in music perfectly.
The sort of quality that sends the instrumental straight into your soul!
After a couple millennia of exploring, we also have the kitchen which contains all your favorite same foods,
but they bring you the exact same joy they did the first time you ate them!
Never grow old, never get bad.
Don't worry, we have a drawer filled with tiny spoons so you can still consume your favorite meal of all time,
Peanut butter straight from the jar.
We also have a lot of beautiful outdoors areas with none of the burdens of the outdoors.
Mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, anything that bites or stings all went to Sensory Hell.
You can walk around without fear.
And we also have lots of lovely running bodies of water that you can lie down in and listen to or dunk your feet in
And all the forests are thicc and shady and filled with the sorts of trees that just let the light gently taper through the leaves.
There's lots of lovely flowers that regrow as soon as you pick them so you can receive all the joys of touching them with none of the guilt.
And every night you fall asleep to the sounds of gently falling rain so when you wake up everything smells new.
Enjoy your stay!
Alright, this is the best ADHD tip I've learned.
Ready?
Don't put it down, put it away.
Also,
ADHD fridge tip,
condiments go in the drawers because when you want a condiment you're going to go get it,
so you don't need to see it
Object Permanence with ADHD, we let stuff go bad in the drawers
Put all of your produce where you can see it!
Woah! You spilled water everywhere, let's get this cleaned up, shall we?
Let's get some paper- uh, nope, no paper towels.
But luckily there's a towel here already. I'll just wipe that up real quick and go get a refill from the closet.
Which is also empty so I guess we better put it on out shopping list right?
Except your phone's missing so let's get your laptop and track it down.
It's probably in the studio since you were making art last night. But nope, not there.
And hey! That's the art you were working on. It's lookin' pretty good but you could fix one little thing-
Hey that's your phone!
Its upstairs somewhere let's go find it!
I think it's over- oh, there's your laptop.
Let's see, I think its over *gasp*
Oh my god! It's under these paper towels!
That's my medication alarm. I forget everyday don't I?
Well luckily I keep em on top of them fridge where I like to get my water so I'll just ta- ughggh
Okay I'll just take one of these many glasses and we'll fill it up
But what was I trying to remember to write down on my phone?
Woah! That's a disorganized closet!
It's a good thing we're here to solve this problem by folding these fitted sheeuuuhhh-
Okay it's impossible to fold fitted sheets
Crumble them into a ball, tshove them back in the closet and pretend it never happened!
Hey you know what? It's not impossible. Actually, you've seen these videos before.
I think we- Don't click the cat video!
Ah don't say one more to me, I know that's a lie and I know that's yesterday's coffee. So spit that out and brush your teeth!
Of course, your toothbrush is missing and you forgot to switch the laundry yesterday and the dryer's full.
Which means we have to go find the laundry basket, wherever you put it.
It's not in here, or in here...
Oh! It's in here filled with clean laundry that you felt guilty for not folding.
So why don't we- Don't dump it on the bed!
You gotta make the bed first.
And, you know, while we're making the bed what if we changed the sheets since you're supposed to do that more than once.
So let's get this out of the way, find some clean sheets in the linen closet and we'll have a real produ-
MORNING
PEOPLE
and we will want to do nothing.
But the moment it becomes noon we're like:
LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE!
I've said it before and I'll say it again and again and again
Self-diagnosis for ADHD and Autism is VALID
Here's why you think you might be seeing more self-diagnosis than before
Many women and people of color did not get diagnosed in childhood because we didn't fit the stereotype,
of the white little boy bouncing off the walls.
So now many of us, me included, are getting diagnosed as adults because we have struggled with these things for years and years and years with no good answers.
Also, having an official diagnosis is a privilege because it is incredibly difficult and expensive to get an official diagnosis.
Therefore, in our community we validate and value folks who have self-diagnosed.
We support self-diagnosis here!
What kind of music do you listen to? or what are the fist few songs that come to mind?
Oh easy! Umm. Uhh.
How are you making that sound?
Oh it's like an ADHD thing. I was thinking so fast that my brain crashed and I lost connection but standby.
Oh yeah it was these ones.
You're right this was one do you remember the other ones?
Yeah it was these ones.
And this didn't make your brain crash?
Yeah it's just like an ADHD thing.
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Listen up! Listen to me! Listen please!
I don't care what they say. I don't care what you say. Okay? Okay?
You're hot!
You're hot! Okay? I don't care if you don't believe me. You're wrong I'm right you're hot!
Okay?
Good!
Go drink some water! I love you.
ADHD people, you, you know why I'm here.
I know why I'm here.
We both know why I'm here.
So why don't you save us both a lot of time and go to the sink, fill up your cup and just start drinking.