LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS A TONY
AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "30 ROCK" AND
"UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> JUST INITIAL WHERE IT SAYS
UNCONTESTED AND SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
>> AND THEN I CAN USE THIS PEN TO APPLY TO COLLEGE.
>> COLLEGE?!
GOOD FOR YOU!
I WISH I HAD GOTTEN MY DEGREE.
BACK BEFORE JULIAN, I WENT FOR A YEAR, RAN OUT OF MONEY.
TRUMP UNIVERSITY.
SO PRICKS!
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JANE KRAKOWSKI!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I COME BEARING GIFTS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE?
>> I HEARD YOU WERE UNDER THE WEATHER SO I RAN AND GOT YOU
CHICKEN SOUP WHEN DANNY WAS ON.
>> Stephen: YOU LITERALLY GOT ME SOUP?
>> THE SOUP NAZI IS JUST A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.
>> Stephen: OH, WOW!
ENJOY!
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO PUT ON A SNORKEL AND GET IN HERE.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I NEED JOHN'S WORKOUT TAPE BECAUSE BACKSTAGE READY TO COME
ON, EVERYBODY'S DANCING AND GROOVING.
NOW THAT I PUT ON MY TRUMP TEN, I'VE GOT TO WORK ON A LITTLE
BIT.
>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THE TRUMP TEN.
>> THE FRESHMAN 15.
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY HAVE THE TRUMP TEN.
I'M STRESS EATING ALL THE TIME.
OH, HOLD ON.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
>> I COULD JAM OUT TO THAT.
YOUR MUSIC IS AMAZING.
>> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU FOR THIS.
I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO EAT IT.
HAPPY BELATED MOTHER'S DAY.
YOU HAVE A SON?
>> I HAVE A 6-YEAR-OLD BOY NAMED EMMETT.
>> Stephen: 6 IS PERFECT.
MY MOTHER USED TO SAY JUST WHEN YOU GET THEM ALL, GREAT COMPANY,
THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES, HOLD A CONVERSATION,
THE SCHOOL WILL BE, ORQ, WE'LL TAKE THEM NOW.
JUST WHEN THEY'RE PERFECT.
>> RIGHT WHEN WE CAN GET THEM TO WORK AT HOME.
>> Stephen: REALLY, THEY CAN MAKE THEIR BED AND EVERYTHING.
IS HE IMPRESSED TO HAVE A FAMOUS TV MOM?
>> WELL, HE DEFINITELY KNOWS I'M ON TV AND HE SAYS MY MOM'S AN
ACTRESS BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS.
I THINK SHOW BUSINESS HAS WORN OFF ON HIM BUT PERHAPS MAYBE NOT
THE BEST FIT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HE WAS ON A SCHOOL FIELD TRIP AND THERE ARE ALWAYS PARENT
CHAPERONES AND ONE OF THEM TOOK OUT THEIR CAMERA, AND MY SON
WENT, OH, NO!
PAPARAZZI!
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
>> HE'S NOT ON THE SCHOOL WEB SITE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO HE DIDN'T HAVE
PHOTOS TAKEN OF HIM?
>> HE WENT LIKE H THIS AND GOT HIMSELF OUT OF THE PHOTOS.
MOMMY'S TRAINED HIM THAT WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE PULL OUT A CAMERA
ON THE STREET THAT YOU WALK AWAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU WERE A CHILD
STAR.
>> I WORKED AS A CHILD.
THE BEST THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IS I WAS NOT A
CHILD STAR, I JUST GOT WORK.
IT ENCOURAGED ME TO KEEP GOING.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE A CHILD ACTRESS.
>> GREAT, SUPER.
>> Stephen: LET'S EDIT OUT EVERYTHING I SAID THAT'S WRONG.
>> NO, IT'S NOT WRONG, BUT -- >> Stephen: NO, YOU'VE
ATTACKED ME.
( LAUGHTER ) I FEEL ATTACKED.
THE SOUP.
THE SOUP SOFTENED ME UP AND THEN THE KNIFE WENT RIGHT IN.
I'M EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A COLD.
BUT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THAT -- YOUR CHILDHOOD TO YOUR OWN
CHILD?
>> OH, MY GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.
HE HASN'T SHOWN THE NEED FOR APPLAUSE LIKE I HAVE --
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, IT'S EASY TO
WANT IT FROM SUCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'M SORRY.
DO GO ON.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M SO RI.
I INTERRUPTED YOU.
GO ON.
YOU WERE TELLING A FASCINATING STORY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) DOES HE WANT TO GO DO IT?
OR WOULD YOU LET HIM GO DO IT IF HE SAID, MOM, GO DO IT?
>> I WOULD IF HE SHOWED AN EXTREME INTEREST.
>> Stephen: EXTREME INTEREST.
MM-HMM.
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
HE WENT ON HIS FIRST RED CARPET THE OTHER DAY, WHICH WE WENT TO
SEE THE OPENING OF WILLI WILLY W AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY WHICH
I LOVE FOR KIDS, IT WAS GREAT.
HE BOUGHT A SUIT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO WALK THE RED CARPET.
HE WAS A LITTLE SHY THEN HE GOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
SOMEBODY SAID, CAN WE GET A SOLO SHOT OF YOUR MOM?
HE SAID, YEAH, ONLY IF I GET A SOLO SHOT, TOO.
HE MIGHT BE READY.
>> Stephen: CUT THAT GUY LOOSE IN HOLLYWOOD, HE'LL BE FINE.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD
YOU ON SINCE WE'VE HAD A NEW PRESIDENT.
I KNEW YOU WERE IN STARLIGHT EXPRESS, BUT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW
IS IT GAVE YOU ACCESS TO THIS HISTORIC AMERICAN FIGURE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THAT'S YOU RIGHT THERE, AND THAT GUY JUST GAVE AWAY STATE SECRETS
TO THE RUSSIANS.
( LAUGHTER ) HOW DID THIS PHOTO COME ABOUT?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> WE WERE BROUGHT TO THE SKATING RINK HERE IN NEW YORK --
>> Stephen: TRUMP MADE HIMSELF A NAME BY GETTING IT DONE.
>> EXACTLY.
BUT IT'S WEIRD.
WE WERE AT AN ICE SKATING RINK AND WE WERE IN A SHOW ABOUT
ROLLER SKATING.
>> DOES HE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THOSE THINGS,
THE QUESTION?
>> I WAS ONLY 17, SO I WASN'T EVEN ABLE TO VOTE AT THAT TIME,
BUT, I DON'T KNOW, HE DIDN'T EYE ME UP AT ALL OR --
>> Stephen: HE DIDN'T EYE YOU UP?
HE DIDN'T CHAT YOU UP OR ANYTHING?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M SURPRISED BECAUSE THIS IS -- MAY
ANY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOT YOU.
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A PICTURE OF YOU WHEN IT WAS
BROUGHT TO ME.
THAT'S MARLA MAPLES, THAT'S HIS SECOND WIFE.
>> YES, WHO IS THE PERSON I AM MOST MISRECOGNIZED FOR.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE HER AND SHE IS YOU?
>> IT DEPENDS ON WHAT'S HAPPENING WHEN I GET RECOGNIZED
FOR MARLA MAPLES, BUT THIS PAST YEAR SOMEBODY RECOGNIZED ME FOR
HER.
SO THAT'S A THING.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YES.
"UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT," AVAILABLE NOW OR JUST THIS
FRIDAY?
>> THIS FRIDAY!
>> Stephen: LOVELY.
IT'S A TREMENDOUS SHOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
>> Stephen: "UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT" SEASON THREE ON NETFLIX
THIS FRIDAY.
JANE KRAKOWSKI, EVERYBODY.