You already got it wrong.
What is it?
You said I'm no longer the sexiest coach on The Voice.
You're talking about that magazine?
Mm-hmm.
It's not.
They just had to put out a new issue.
I'm still the sexiest coach--
[CHEERING]
On The freaking Voice.
I'm very confused, because the People magazine
has John Legend on the cover.
Yeah.
I love People magazine.
Everybody can be-- everybody has the right to be wrong.
Sometimes, yeah.
I see.
They were wrong.
Yeah.
OK.
So I guess you don't talk about it on the set.
You just kind of let him think he is.
Is that what you mean?
He lives in a different--
you know, a--
What's the word?
--Parallel universe existence than the rest of us.
I see.
Yeah, he's very sensitive.
So I don't pick on him about things like that, you know.
Oh, good for you.
How thoughtful of you, because--
Thank you.
--People don't see that side that often,
or that you would not pick on someone.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
OK.
That's so sweet of you to just let
him think that he's the sexiest man.
Does he appreciate how sexy you are?
For God sakes.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Are you trying to embarrass me?
No, no, no.
I would never do that.
OK.
Let's talk about Gwen.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm kidding.
Great segue.
No, no, no.
I'm kidding.
I want to talk about your--
what a year.
People's Choice Awards.
Congratulations--
Thank you.
--That you won a People's Choice.
[CHEERING]
CMA Single of the Year.
Yes.
CMA Single of the Year.
[CHEERING]
God's Country.
I'm sorry.
I just--
I liked it.
I get excited when I hear about it.
Yeah.
I get excited when you sing.
Thank you.
You sounded great last night on The Voice.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Me and Trace?
Yeah.
That was great.
It was a lot to get him out there.
He's a very-- he's a grumpy guy.
Is he?
That Trace Adkins-- he's like, well, I guess.
Oh.
He didn't come today.
No, he's not with you?
It's just going to be me.
OK.
Maybe you can cover Trace's parts.
Can you sing low?
[VOCALIZES IN GRAVELLY VOICE]
[LAUGHTER]
That sounds just like him--
How was that?
--As a matter of fact.
[LAUGHTER]
And you're nominated for a Grammy, which is very exciting.
You've been nominated before, though, right?
[CHEERING]
Yeah, I've been nominated.
I don't know how many times I've been nominated.
Six.
Six times.
Yeah.
Enough times that I know--
Oh, sorry.
Eight.
How many times?
Eight.
Yeah, take that.
[LAUGHTER]
But I've never won a Grammy, so I kind of--
when I hear that I'm nominated anymore,
it's kind of like, well, that's cool.
I wonder who's going to win this year, you know?
Yeah.
Maybe you this year.
Do you vote for the Grammys?
Are you a part of the--
No, I'm not part of the Grammy folks.
I'm nominated for a Grammy, too, so I would vote--
Are you really?
Yeah, for my-- yeah.
[CHEERING]
For my special I did on Netflix.
And it came out on an album.
So I'm--
How many Grammys have you been nominated for?
None.
This is--
This is your first.
--My first.
You'll probably win.
I'm hoping I do.
I'd like that.
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
What?
You were nominated for an audiobook.
What was I--
For an audiobook.
Oh, for an audiobook.
But this is for my special, which is--
you know.
Anyway.
Yeah, so I've been nominated before, but not as many times
as you.
Let's talk about Gwen.
Now, I gave you a clock.
Remember that clock I gave you?
Yeah.
To remind you, time is ticking.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
But you didn't give it to me.
I walked backstage, and somebody back there was like, hey,
thanks for being on the show.
Can I have that?
And they took it.
And I haven't seen it.
So they didn't really-- time didn't really start ticking
at that moment, because you--
We haven't given it to you?
No.
Well, that's not right.
We can't-- why do we need it?
You took it back, because whoever your next guest was,
you replaced the picture and did the same thing.
No.
Same crap to them and embarrassed them.
You're right, because we did that to Jennifer Lopez--
See?
--And now she's engaged.
[LAUGHTER]
You gave her my clock.
Uh-huh, and now she's engaged.
Damnit!
That's a good looking clock.
Yeah.
She's actually the sexiest coach on The Voice,
now that I think about it, isn't she?
Yeah.
It's not about me and John.
Yeah.
She is sexy.
I like seeing y'all together.
Hey, thanks.
Me, too.
Thank you.
No, I mean, I like seeing you together,
but then I like to see that y'all work together
on the show.
And next season, she's not--
it's going to be Nick Jonas, right?
It's going to be Nick Jonas.
He announced-- I just thought about that.
He announced it here on your show, didn't he?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, Nick's coming in.
We've actually already filmed the blind auditions for Season
18, which will be this--
I know, I know.
So I have had a chance to work with him.
I had met him a couple of times before.
He's a super nice guy.
Yeah, he is.
He's a sucky coach.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I bet he's not.
Terrible.
And I bet a lot of--
Horrible coach.
I bet a lot of girls are going to be picking--
Terrible decisions--
A lot of these girls are making terrible decisions
in the blind auditions.
I'll just leave it at that.
Oh, no, no.
I think that's--
Horrible decisions.
That's going to be tough.
Hey, one last question.
We have to take a break.
But John Legend-- not the sexiest man.
Right, no.
No.
But he did guest host for us one day, and--
Did he really?
Yeah, he did a great job.
When do you want to guest host here?
I can't read very good, so I probably--
I noticed you do a lot of reading on the teleprompter,
so--
Yeah.
I read, and then sometimes I just make stuff up.
So you can just--
And embarrass people.
I'm good at embarrassing people, too.
Well, then, why don't-- really, would you like to guest host
one day?
Sure.
[CHEERING]
That's so great!
You don't like to work any more than I do.
I know what you're trying to do.
You know I hate working.
Yeah.
But it's so easy.
You're just sitting here and having fun.
You can have anybody on you want.
You can have Gwen on.
You can have anybody on.
OK.
You could propose to her here.
[CHEERING]
I could.
You're right.
I could.
All right.
So it's settled.
You'll guest host--
I'll save that for you and this show.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
That seems right.
I'm kind of responsible for y'all getting together.
How's that?
I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
We're going to take a break.
We'll be back.