[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Hi! My hair is very fluffy today.
So, we all have bad days.
It happens.
But some people, they just got it a little worse than everyone else.
Oh my God baby!
Since it's our anniversary,
I thought I'd make you some spaghetti.
Tries making spaghetti for the first time?
No!
It's literally on fire.
How did this happen?
I don't know.
Oh man, this sucks.
Your kitchen's on fire,
and you're not gonna have spaghetti for dinner.
Sucks to suck.
Oh no!
Better get the fire extinguisher.
Oh no, the fire extinguisher is on fire! (Bruh)
What now? Okay. That's it
Let's just sit here and all burn, no seriously what you supposed to do get another fire extinguisher to extinguish that fire extinguisher
Let's just sit here, and I'll burn.
No, seriously, what you supposed to do?
Get another fire extinguisher to extinguish that fire extinguisher which is on fire?
How you extinguish a fire extinguisher fire?
hMMmmMMmMMm
Somebody crashed my parked car,
and drove away.
The impact pushed my car up on the sidewalk,
and they gave me a ticket for parking there.
No!
That's so awful.
Somebody hit his car and it pushed them in the middle of the road and you got a ticket like if this guy has worse
Someone hit his car,
Like if this guy has worse luck than you.
Alright, so your car breaks down,
you get a tow truck to pick it up.
That tow truck breaks down.
You got another tow truck to pick up the tow truck that broke down
that has your car in it,
and guess what?
That tow truck broke down.
Man, there's something in the air.
All these tow trucks breaking down,
and then you get an actual truck to pick up this whole mess.
I want to know how this happened.
How do two tow trucks just break down?
Maybe it's the car.
Maybe it doesn't want to be towed.
Maybe it did some voodoo magic,
so it doesn't get towed.
I don't know. This is just extremely bad luck.
hUUUUhhhhh
They brushed their teeth with
diaper
rash
relief....
Okay, I mean if you put it down there, it can't be that bad if you put it in here....?
A hole's a hole.
I'm just kidding. That's gross.
Ehhhhhhhhhh
I mean look at it.
It look just like toothpaste.
If you don't have your glasses on or something,
or really half asleep trying to brush your teeth in the morning,
I can totally see this happening.
Gives new meaning to having a mouthful of [bleep].
Today will be a good day.
I got my Dunkin Donuts coffee and everything.
Oh never mind.
Let me tell you, this is the worst thing that could possibly happen inside a car,
besides dying.
Spilling anything sticky and wet.
Oh no.
All right, time to get a new car.
Literally what my nightmares are made of.
Do you think you're having a bad day?
Dan White, age 21, split with his girlfriend at day before her
family one a 61 million dollar lottery.
Everyone including her sister's boyfriend gets 12 million dollars.
No!
NOOOOOO!!!!
Imagine you break up with your girlfriend, and the next day,
all the boyfriends get 12 million dollars.
Man, this is the world punching you in the face!
I would go knocking on their door with some flowers, like,
Baby, I messed up, forgive me, take me back,
and give me some money.
David Davis.
Arrested during a haircut.
No!
He was in the middle of a haircut when he got into a scuffle,
and then was arrested.
Now, he gotta go to jail looking like a peacock.
Everybody's gonna make fun of him.
They ain't nice in there.
I wonder what they were fighting about.
Like I thought a barber is supposed to be like a chill place.
How you gonna get up in the middle of a haircut and fight someone?
Got a $10 Mike Tyson henna tattoo in Zante,
it's only gone and scarred my face for the next three to five years.
No, I actually heard about this.
So in foreign countries, there will be people selling henna tattoos,
you know henna tattoos are supposed to be temporary tattoos,
but I read about cases where they don't use the right ingredients,
and it ends up scarring people.
So people who get the henna tattoos,
which are normally supposed to be safe and temporary,
but in other countries, they don't do it right and it ends up scarring.
I mean I'm not gonna lie, that look like a bad [bleep] scar
if you could choose a scar on your face.
I mean that's the way to go.
Hope you don't have like a professional office job.
Yeah if you guys traveled to other countries,
and they're doing henna tattoo,
don't do it!
A porcupine fell from a tree and fell on her head.
Bro, imagine just like walking in a park,
and a porcupine just falls out of a damn tree.
You got a scalp full of needles.
Next thing you know, you got a needle scalp.
Oooh imagine having to pick out every single one of those out of your head.
No thanks.
Oh my God! My girlfriend, she just baked her first pizza.
Wow!
I guess we're not having pizza tonight.
Man, that's sucks.
Look at his face.
It's like he knew it was gonna happen.
Hey UPS, your driver left this package under our doorknob like this,
and trapped us in our apartment.
Had to call maintenance to get out.
No!
Imagine trying to get out of your house and you can't put that door handle down.
Like, what is this? What's wrong?
Why am I stuck in my own house?
And then you walk outside like,
wow UPS! Rude.
Man, you thought your day was bad.
Imagine going to get pizza for dinner and it falls on the ground.
Not on any grounds, on a wet ground.
mmmmmmm
I mean a regular ground is just as bad,
but the fact that is wet, inedible.
I don't even think the damn pigeons will eat it.
Well, if this isn't my luck, I don't know what is.
So she snapchatted a spider, or is this a daddy longlegs?
And as she was Snapchatting, the one on the wall fell from my ceiling
onto my mouth,
and now I'm a mess and I can't breathe.
Oh no!
Imagine a big [bleep] spider falling on your head,
and goes into your--
Oh no!
Man, that kind of happens to me but it hasn't been in my mouth yet,
but with crickets.
Crickets aren't nearly as bad.
But sometimes, you see that vent right above me?
There's a vent right above me.
Sometimes crickets will just fall right out of it.
It happened to me on stream, it scared the [bleep] out of me.
But falling in her mouth?
Like what? She was opening her mouth looking like...
Girl, learn to close your damn mouth.
Cause Daddy longlegs gonna slide right in.
My lanyard got caught on the knob,
and my keys swung inside the doors as I closed it.
This has to be the stupidest possible way to lock yourself out.
Wow, this was actually suck so bad.
Like they're trying to lock their door and the keys was like,
Nope, that's my house now.
And they lock themselves out.
Man, I've locked myself out of my car, my house on several occasions,
and it sucks because it ain't cheap.
Like you have to call a locksmith,
and the locksmith will spend like 10 minutes and will charge you $150.
It sucks.
I'm actually really scared of this happening,
or maybe you can't just take it off my car like that,
but this car parked here, and then they came back,
and then the tires are gone.
Only in the ghetto man.
I'm not even kidding.
This would happen all the time where I used to live.
Like I have seen cars parked with the tires off like that.
Like someone clearly stole them.
So sketchy!
Man, who would do that anyway?
It's such a nightmare for whoever you do it too.
Like they gotta get their car towed, and they gotta buy a new set of tires.
Rude!
Got myself a new box of kitty litter.
I'm gonna take it all the way up the stairs,
and it just falls down the stairs.
The kitty litter goes everywhere.
What now?
Man, that's a lot of kitty litter.
Yo! Never trust those handles that are on the boxes like that.
When I feel like the handle is gonna break, I always hold it from the bottom anyway.
Like I can't trust this.
I've never in my life been so disrespected.
What the hell is this?
Pop-Tart, really?
Y'all couldn't frost the whole thing?
You know the only reason people eat Pop-Tarts is the frosting,
and y'all couldn't even frost the whole thing.
Disrespectful and rude.
I want a refund,
and by refund, I mean lifetime supply of free Pop-Tarts.
You drive a hard bargain
14 brands of bottled water recalled due to possible E. coli.
No!
And the person is drinking one as they read the article.
Oh no, it's happening.
I'm becoming one with the E.coli.
It's become Me Coli.
One of my worst nightmares.
It's a smoothie!
Yo it's gonna be sticky the rest of your life driving this car.
There's no way to clean this 100% like it didn't happen.
Or maybe I'm just not good at cleaning.
But one time, it's when I first got my car,
and I went to Chick-fil-A.
I got a milkshake.
And guess what that milkshake did?
Okay not nearly that bad,
but it's spilled and I still see some of that milk shake.
In the little crevices that I'm never gonna get out.
No!
Oh, somebody slammed the brake too hard,
and the coffin just broke the window, like let me out this [bleep]. I'm still alive!
And the dude is like, oh no!
No!
How does this happen?
Why is it so high up that it's like adjacent to the window that it's gonna like come out.
Man, that sucks.
Talk about disrespectful.
Me and my mom were hanging out, and this happened to my dad,
and then he called her like, You gotta come home.
I was working on the roof and the ladder just felt so I need help.
This is just bad luck.
Sometimes the wind can just come and be like Oops!
I mean this isn't that bad.
I could probably just jump and like hang off the edge,
and then jump so it ain't that bad.
Make sure you bend your knees though.
Oh my God!
First day of work!
Gotta make sure I look good,
and this guy wore two different kinds of shoes.
How are you gonna put on one pair of shoe,
and then put on a completely different pair of shoe?
Anyone? Does this actually happen?
I don't know maybe like I'm woke, so pay attention.
Bro, imagine falling into a hole, David Montgomery stuck in the ground,
and the damn news reporter, instead of helping him out,
they come with their microphone to interview him.
Look at him like, I ain't trying to get interviewed right now.
Y'all gonna get me out of here or nah?
Hold on guys!
We got to get a good shot while he's still on the ground.
Give us some content and we'll get you out!
Imagine going in your car after a long day at work,
trying to open it and the handle comes off.
It was unlocked and everything/
What now?
Man, I feel like if you like feel up in there,
give it the good old finger.
She just might open.
Oh this is terrible.
How does this happen with a car key?
Like you're trying to start your car,
and it just snaps!
There are bad days at work, and then there's this man's day.
When it decided to rain eggs.
Imagine cleaning this up.
Do they make them sort through the eggs like,
Hey! Take out the ones that are still good,
Or like what?
How you clean that?
Egg whites are so nasty like the --
I don't want to talk about it.
Disgusting!
Spilled beer on my pants three minutes after boarding.
16 hours to Hong Kong.
Why is this me though?
This actually happened to me when I went to Bora Bora
as soon as I got on the plane,
they gave us Champagne.
I sat down, I spilled it all over my sweatpants.
I got up to go clean it up,
as I got up, I knocked over another glass of champagne on me.
Yep.
I was very wet and sticky and uncomfortable,
and it was cold in the plane, and I only had shorts to change into.
Sucks!
Lowkey, I thought that was a popsicle for a second.
Strawberry vanilla who?
It's a sunburn!
Somebody wore short and somebody forgot to wear sunscreen.
This is why you should always wear sunscreen.
Made a beast cheesecake.
Oh, that cheesecake, it looks so good.
Whoever made this did a great job!
May it rest in peace.
This sucks so bad because cheesecakes take a long time to make.
Like you gotta blend up all the egg whites and the cream cheese,
and the sugar and it takes a long time, all for what?
I feel attacked on a personal level.
I got a sandwich stuck in a vending machine.
Bought a drink to push the sandwich out.
See, this is why you give it a good old shove.
Really shake it up!
Like the movie.
Somebody got a whole thing of Lucky Charms
with no Lucky Charms in it.
Somebody hates you.
All around me are familiar faces.
Worn out Places.
That makes it easy.
You can just take out the match.
But then you don't have ice cream.
My fat [bleep] will just take a spoon, eat it right off the floor,
salvage what I can.
Anyway, that's all for today.
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