Before we go upstairs I got to blindfold you.
But I don't have blindfolds I've just got two eyepatches.
Couldn't we have gone up the stairs, first?
And then you blindfold me.
OK. There's now lots of wires.
Oh my gosh.
Forward. OK. This leg, lift.
I really can't see anything.
Are you ready?
What is going on?
- Hi, I'm Josh. - I'm Ollie.
And today I've been Christmas shopping.
Oh my gosh, Ollie.
This must have taken so long.
I wanted to do a special Christmas episode
so I've been shopping online with the help of Karma
who are sponsoring this episode.
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As you know, we've been pretty busy.
- Starting a restaurant. - Very busy.
Going on a tour around Scotland.
- Just to manage your expectations. - This is getting really big, by the way.
I gave myself an hour and I shopped like crazy.
This is for you.
This is for me.
- You want me to wear this now? - Yeah, man.
It's Christmas.
Carve me up.
This has gone from weird
to so weird.
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Now, back to the video.
Which is right now.
I literally have no idea what this episode is about, still.
It’s Christmas products, OK?
I didn’t have long to prepare as we have established
I was like, “Let’s do Christmas products.”
Got it.
I went shopping with Karma for an hour.
And this is what happened. OK?
OK. OK. Yeah, I’m down.
It’s for you.
So this is the food? Or the present?
This is a present, pre-food.
It’s like we’re going on a date
and I want to have a nice meal
and I go, “Look, I bought you an outfit to put on.”
I’m starting to feel you’re a little ungrateful, mister.
You’re bringing Grollie out.
Why does this wrapping paper smell like bacon?
Because it’s bacon-scented wrapping paper.
No!
- It really smells like bacon. - I know!
Oh, hello.
This isn’t two jumpers this is one...
Oh my gosh!
OK, one, two, three. Lean.
First up.
Heinz big soup Christmas dinner.
This festive limited edition is packed full of big chunks of your festive feasting favourites.
Turkey, stuffing, chunky potatoes, brussel sprouts, and even pigs in blankets.
For no nonsense seasonal satisfaction.
It’s Heinz’s Christmas dinner soup.
Ready in minutes and it’s delicious.
Oh!
Dear!
Wow.
It’s like some stew from Christmas hell.
Looks like a toe in my soup.
Really does, are you sure that’s not a toe?
Let’s do this.
Oh!
OK.
That sausage has the consistency of an over-boiled potato.
Literally, you could crush it with your tongue against the top of your mouth.
I don’t know about you but I am sweating.
- Can we undump? - I'm loving it.
Gross.
So weird.
Josh, do you like brussel sprouts?
No?
- You don’t? - Not really.
I thought that you did like brussel sprouts for some reason.
You’re gonna find this round disappointing.
It’s OK, because you’re really crushing it so far.
I found brussel sprouts ketchup.
Didn’t know it was possible to make ketchup worse.
That sounds a lot worse.
That’s the worst feedback on any present.
Maybe, it’s gonna be great.
Maybe this is the thing that finally wins you over to ketchup.
Yeah. Can I also just ask, what is that?
Oh my gosh. That is like smelling salts.
Can you smell that? You can smell that?
What is that?
I believe. I believe it’s gonna be good.
Wow. Three chips at once.
That’s a lot of belief.
OK.
Alright.
You know...
It’s very, very vinegary.
Very vingeary.
You know those ginger shots that you get?
Yeah. Yeah.
It tastes like one of those if it was made out of vinegar.
- And brussel sprouts. - With a little bit of brussel sprouts.
Next up.
- Yeah? - Is not for you.
It's a present
for Joel.
How have you gotten his name on that thin?
It was a special promotional thing that Heinz were doing.
And I was like, who is the one friend of ours
who hates beans more than anyone else?
It just so happens, we didn't plan this, Joel is in the office today.
He's downstairs.
- Shall we get him? - Yeah, why not?
- Call him up. - Joel!
Joel!
I have a horrible feeling in my stomach.
What do you mean?
When you call me up, I'm always a bit apprehensive.
A lot apprehensive.
Hey, hey, hey.
Happy Christmas.
Are you really small or are they really big?
There's room for you in here.
There's an arm.
- Oh, it's a couple's jumper? - Yeah.
I just thought it was a badly knitted jumper.
Joel, I got you a present.
- Oh, no. - This year.
For Christmas.
Why do people do that?
- When I say I got them a present. - Because you got him an urn last time.
That is true. He has a point.
Shut your eyes.
No.
Shut your eyes.
You can do it.
- Is it alive? - No, no.
I don't know what level of anxiety to have right now.
Are you ready? Shut your eyes.
If it's beans...
- Shut your eyes. - It's not beans, no?
Why do you think it's beans? Why would we give you beans?
'Cause you hate me!
I still have trauma from that time you made me lick a bean.
OK.
- OK, right. Let's do this. - Eyes shut.
Lean.
- I don't like trust. - Ready?
Hands out.
OK, at least it's solid. Am I holding it?
You can open your eyes.
It's got my name on it.
Joel's baked beans!
How did you get my name on it?
What do you think? Open it up.
You're very predictable.
How did you know?
At least you didn't open them and pour them into my hands.
'Cause I would've had a panic attack.
I wouldn't do that to you.
You don't ever have to open this.
This can sit on your shelf it's labelled Christmas 2021.
It's a nice happy memory.
Can we do a poll? A JOLLY poll?
Who likes beans? And who despises them?
OK. We want to know in the comments.
If you want us to do a bean-athon with Joel, let us know in the comments.
What's a bean-athon?
Try every type of baked bean and see which one is the best.
Definitely not.
That's for you, Joel.
- You're welcome. - Thank you so much.
Yeah, we'll need the lid. Keep the smell enclosed.
It's already in a can.
It's bean very fun.
Very good.
The heck is that?
Who thinks of this stuff?
Where can you even… Oh my gosh.
Breakdancing Santa.
Please, please stop.
Oh my gosh.
We have mince pie popcorn.
Fancy popcorn. And eggnog flavoured fancy popcorn.
We don’t really have eggnog in the UK.
I don’t think I’ve ever had eggnog.
What’s it taste like? Are there real eggs in it?
I think there’s raw egg in eggnog.
Raw eggs?
So neither of us know what this is supposed to taste like.
But we think it involves raw egg.
This has spice involved.
Like nutmeg, maybe?
Ooh!
There’s definitely Christmas spices going on.
- Cinnamon in there. - Cinnamony, a bit nutmeg-ey.
That’s good. Eggnog is a strange name, isn’t it?
Sounds like the sort of thing a mother bird would feed their baby bird.
- Urgh. - Sorry, sorry.
Luke! Luke looked genuinely disgusted.
Christmas pudding flavoured chocolate Digestives.
Really hope this is good because not gonna lie
almost everything we’ve eaten has been horrible.
Look at that. It’s perfect dipping width.
That biscuit
was a Christmas pudding in its former life.
Must have good karma.
It doesn’t taste like a chocolate biscuit you’d expect.
Well, it tastes like fermented fruit.
Exactly.
Which, if normally you get that out of a biscuit,
You’re like, “Oh my gosh, call an ambulance.”
Before we go,
We got to stay safe this Christmas time.
So I got you…
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Alright. Well...
Guys, that has been some of the JOLLIEST Christmas products
available on the internet.
Do you feel suitably in the festive spirit?
I do, I do.
I feel one step more ready for Christmas.
Not gonna lie, you look at least three steps.
Thank you to Karma for sponsoring this episode.
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Have a JOLLY Christmas, guys.
See you JOLLY soon.
Wait, wait.
I forgot one thing.
You need to go downstairs and look at the toilet.
OK, that’s worrying.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
That is awful.
Happy Christmas, everyone.