Hey, kid!
Wake up!
Ralph! What is wrong with you?
We're going on the internet.
What?
Isn't this great?
No, it is not!
Holy cow!
Congratulations, you're a winner!
Really?
Wanna get rich playing video games?
A racing game?
Slaughter Race. It is wicked dangerous.
Well, well, well...
Who are you?
I think we should get out of here.
Heh! This car is not designed for a big boy, I'll tell you that!
This girl can drive!
I gave me mommy a cake, she turned into a big bear, me old man tried to do her in... If that's not pure mess,
I don't know what is!
We can't understand her.
She's from the other studio.
Ralph breaks the internet
All right, let's get you plugged in
Wiff-ie! Or is that wife-ie?
Why don't we just go in?
And we are online
Wow! Cool!
Ralph, isn't this great?!
We are going to the internet!!
Super excited.
There's one minor thing: What is the internet?
Holy cow. Look at all this stuff!
Congratulations! You're the winner!
Really?
These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you!
That sounds interesting!
Ralph! Come on!
Redirecting to ebay.
Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
It's like it's looking into my soul.
Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while...
Wow! Games!
Pancake.
Milkshake.
Out of my way, kid!
Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. I'm starting to understand why people like this game.
Very zen. Milkshake!
Hey! Look what I've found! More pancakes!
Let's speed it up!
Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Eat'em, bunny! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
Ehm, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while...
No! The kitty gets the milkshake, the bunny gets the pancake!
Hey, kid! Wake up!
Ralph, what is wrong with you?!
Start churning butter and put on your church shoes little sister, 'cause we're about to blast off
Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
We're going on the Internet.
What?!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Internet!
Woah! Cool!
Wow! Look at all this stuff!
This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen!
Welcome to the search bar. What can I help you find today?
Uhm...
"Umbrella"? "Umbridge"? "Oo mommy!"?
No...
"No, is art"? "No doubt"? "Nordstrom Rack"?
Urahh!!
"Urgonomics"? "Urban Outfitters"? "Urg Cool?"
I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say!
My autofill is in touch. "Aggressive today"?
Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
Oh. I only found one result.
Ah, come on princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!
Hey!
Wow! Cool!
You're coming with us, kid!
Hi!
Woah, woah! Ladies! I'm a princess too!
What kind of a princess are you?
Uh....
Do you have magic hair?
No...
Magic hands?
No...
Do animals talk to you?
No!
Where you poisoned?
No!
Cursed?
No!
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No!
Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Yes! What is up with that?
She is a princess!
Ralph breaks the internet
Shouldn't it be Ralph wrecks the Internet?
Yes, since he is wreck-it Ralph!
Oh, yeah, but "break the Internet", it's like the thing...
Right! It's just "wreck the internet" kinda sounds better. Doesn't it?
You're not wrong