- You're disturbing my day over (inaudible).
- Yes. - So this better be good.
Oh, this is-- this is really good.
This will blow your mind, but at the same time,
I still can't explain it. You ready?
All right. - Here I stand.
Hey, Mike!
Bring out that-- that thing!
[laughs]
Bring out that thing?
- There's no explanation. - I'm ready, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm ready.
[electric guitar playing] - Eh?
- I'm already liking it. - Already, yeah?
See?
Ha ha ha.
That's Stoney.
Yeah, buddy!
Are you kidding me?
You see what I mean?
What-- what is this?
You see what I mean?
What do you call that?
Are you kidding me?
It's the best gig I've ever had in my life.
Rocking on the go, baby.
Rocking on the go.
DANNY KOKER (VOICEOVER): This picnic table is bad ass.
I brought this thing to life with eight Odyssey batteries,
powered by an electric golf cart motor, 12-inch wheels,
and a rack and pinion system, so you can get your picnic
on anywhere you want to.
Then I did what Horny Mike does best--
made it crazy.
First, I burned the wood to bring out the grain,
then I covered it in green ice pearl and clear coat,
because a splinter in the butt will ruin
a day at the park in a hurry.
Next, I hooked her up with a cooler
that has a full stereo system.
Then on the front, a V8 propane grill
to cook all your picnic needs.
Then, of course, a giant set of horns to finish off the front.
Because, well, why wouldn't I?
My head is about to explode.
Well, then let me give you a tour
of this beautiful picnic table.
You obviously see the motor. - Dude.
[inaudible] Chevy.
Aluminum heads, aluminum intake. - No.
No.
More like a propane grill, so that we can grill on the go.
We got propane on the front as a bumper--
DANNY KOKER: Because that's safe.
Come on back here.
Oh, you know, we have a beautiful umbrella,
nicely done by Paul.
Don't want to get sunburned while you're eating food.
- Got the badges. - OK, OK.
Tony, how long did you know about this?
Well, he told me about it and said, hey,
can you come in and jam a little bit on my picnic bench?
I've had some pretty strange offers in my life, but this--
this one is right up there.
OK.
All right, i topped it.
So here's-- here's where it all comes out.
This is what Stoney's playing out of.
DANNY KOKER: Out of the cooler!
Out of the cooler, man. What?
It's not just a box.
Fully functional.
DANNY KOKER: It's really a cooler?
HORNY MIKE: Yeah, we've got all of your beverages.
DANNY KOKER: And you're playing out of it.
TONY: And I'm playing into it.
DANNY KOKER: Wait a minute.
What possessed you to do this?
Why not? Why not?
You know what?
I cannot dispute that answer.
Mike has had some crazy ideas in the past,
but this picnic table takes the cake.
I got food.
This isn't-- what?
I got food.
I got-- I got everything set.
We are ready to rock and roll-- we just got
to get the rest of the fellas.
Pardon the pun, but I'm picking my seat.
Let's go.
I got to get the food.
- I'm ready, man. - Come on, Ryan.
I'm hungry, brother.
This has to be one of your better ideas.
- All right. - Come back.
Here we go.
We got a full spread, ready to rock and roll.
Kidding me? Shannon, what's up, baby?
Yeah, got all the condiments.
Want a burger or a hot dog?
DANNY KOKER: I know, they're good.
KEVIN MACK: What are you guys doing?
Kevin Mack!
What is all this?
How come nobody's working?
Because we're doing a picnic.
It's lunchtime.
So let me ask you something, Mike.
How much of this picnic table does Count's Kustoms own?
Bro, if I had to guess, Kevin, I probably own it all.
You know what? I'm in, then.
Let's eat. - Come on.
Let's eat, baby. - Come on!
Come get some food.
I've never seen anything so bonkers in my life.
Let's roll.
All right, everybody hold on.
DANNY KOKER (VOICEOVER): But I have to admit I'm
excited to take it for a spin.
HORNY MIKE: You really got to pay attention driving this.
Yeah, don't blame Stoney for not steering right.
KEVIN MACK: This is genius, Mike.
HORNY MIKE: I'm completely happy.
I feel like we should do this every day.