THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE RIGHT NOW.
LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
HE'S A LEGENDARY OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM
"MOONSTRUCK," "ADAPTATION," "LEAVING LAS VEGAS," "PIG," AND
SO MUCH MORE. WE ARE SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIM ON
THE SHOW TONIGHT. THE ONE AND ONLY, NICOLAS CAGE
IS HERE TONIGHT! >> JAMES I'M BUSY, CAN'T YOU
TELL I'M BUSY? I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> James: OH -- >> I COULDN'T RESIST.
>> James: IT'S HARD TO TELL IF YOU ARE JOKING.
>> I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. IS THAT A BEE ON YOUR TIE?
>> James: IT IS A BEE ON MY TIE.
>> NOT BEES NOT THE BEES. >> James: NICHOLAS CAGE
EVERYBODY. HE'S AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR
YOU KNOW FROM "BREAKING BAD," "TRUTH BE TOLD," AND
"WESTWORLD." THE MIGHTY, THE DASHING, AARON
PAUL IS HERE TONIGHT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU? >> WHAT'S UP MAN?
HOW ARE YOU? >> James: EVERYTHING OKAY,
YOU SURE? >> I'M GOOD MAN.
>> James: WHAT IS THE MUG YOU HAVE GOT THERE?
>> JUST A MUG FROM MY HOUSE. >> James: IS AT A AN
ADAPTATION POSTER BEHIND YOU? HANG ON.
>> I JUST BROUGHT A FEW THINGS FROM MY HOUSE TO HONOR THE GOD!
>> James: LETS GET THE CAMERA?
OH MY GOD! >> SOME OF THE ITEMS FROM MY
HOUSE. YEAH YEAH.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF NICHOLAS CAGE IS GOING TO WANT
TO SEE THIS. >> WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO. I LOVE YOU NICK!
>> James: AARON PAUL, EVERYONE OF EVERYBODY.
AND HE IS A SCIENTIST, A MEDICAL DOCTOR ONE OF THE SMARTEST MEN
ON THE PLANET EARTH. HE'S MY DEAR FRIEND YOUR DEAR
FRIEND, PROFESSOR THE LORD ROBERT WINSTON IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
HOW ARE YOU ROBERT? >> I AM WELL JAMES HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU? >> IT WAS 4:20, MARRIAN THERE
PBS. >> James: I DIDN'T REALIZE --
>> IT'S LEGAL HERE. >> James: WHAT IS THIS?
>> JUST GET READY! >> James: OH LOOK AT THAT!
LOOK AT THIS! >> NOW I'M FEELING INTOXICATED,
I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO OFTEN WITH THE SHOW.
>> James: WE'RE USED TO ALL MATTER OF WEED SUBSTANCES AROUND
HERE DAILY. BLESS YOU FOR BRINGING THAT.
PROFESSOR THE LORD ROBERT WINSTON EVERYBODY.
BE SURE TO STICK AROUND. REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW." ROLL THE TITLES!
Captioning sponsored by CBS ♪ THE LATE, LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE, LATE SHOW, WOO ♪ THE LATE, LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ OH-OH
IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS.
AMAZING TO HAVE NICHOLAS CAGE ON THE SHOW.
I AM PUMPED. PUMPED FOR CAGE, PUMPED FOR
NICHOLAS CAGE. WHAT'S YOUR FAVE NICK LAST CAIJ
BIAS? >> I THINK IT MAY BE REGENCY
BIAS OR PORTLAND, OREGON BIAS BUT.
I THINK -- >> VALLEY GIRL.
>> James: GOOD CHOICE. I'M THE ROCK.
I'M THE ROCK. I'M THE ROCK.
BUT ALSO, LET'S BE HONEST. IF WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING INTO
WHAT -- FACE OFF, IMAGINE PITCHING THAT FILM, IMAGINE
SITTING DOWN WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA AND NICHOLAS CAGE AND YOU'RE
GOING TO SWITCH FACES, START OF THE FILM YOU'RE YOU WITH YOUR
FACE AND YOU'RE YOU WITH YOUR FACE.
HALF AN HOUR INTO THE FILM, YOU'RE YOU, YOU'RE HIM WITH YOUR
FACE. FTC AND IS THAT RIGHT?
AND THEN YOU'RE HIM -- HANG ON LET ME WORK THIS OUT YOU'RE
PLAYING HIM BUT WITH YOUR FACE. THAT'S IT, YEAH.
LOOK WE CAN FACE OFF ABOUT IN NATIONAL TREASURE ALL DAY.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: OFF THE TOP OF THE
DOME. >> THAT WAS GREAT.
>> James: UNBELIEVABLE, OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME.
CAN I GET ONE MORE DO YOU THINK? >> YES.
>> James: WE CAN -- WE CAN FACE OFF ABOUT THIS NATIONAL
TREASURE ALL DAY BUT ONLY A PIG WOULD IGNORE OUR RESPONSIBILITY.
>> IF WE DID SPEND ALL THAT TIME TALKING ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE A
LOT OF WIND TALKERS. >> James: WHAT'S THAT?
HE'S LEFT, HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE.
LOOK WE CAN SHIMMY SHAMMY AROUND NO MORE.
IT'S TIME FOR NEWS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> THE NEWS ♪ SAN MATEO ♪ EVERY SINGLE DAY WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE POSSIBILITIES OF EVERY SINGLE NEWS DAY ♪
♪ NEWS ♪ ♪ ♪
[ CLAPPING ] >> NEWS ♪ ♪ ♪ EVERY SINGLE
NEWS DAY EVERYDAY YEAH YEAH ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[ CLAPPING ] ♪ NEWS ♪ ♪ NEWS ♪
>> James: OH MY WORD COME ON! >> TALKING ABOUT THE NEWS BABE
♪ (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: UN-- WHAT IS THAT? HE'S COME BACK.
HE GOT TO THE LIFT. HE GOT TO THE LIFT.
HE HEARD THAT SONG AND WENT, I'M NOT MISSING THE REST OF THAT.
STEVE WERE YOU SINGING THAT LIVE?
>> NOT AT ALL. >> James: THAT'S WHAT I
THOUGHT. >> THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE ALL
DOING NOWADAYS. >> James: THAT'S WHAT THE
KIDS ARE DOING? >> THAT WAS A FANTASTIC
ADAPTATION OF OUR NEWS SONG. >> James: IF YOU WERE RIGHT
OUT TOGETHER WITH YOUR BACHELOR PARTY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'D BE
DOING WE'D BE LEAVING LAS VEGAS. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS, THAT'S
WHY HE'S COME, HE'S ONLY COME FOR NEWS.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED TODAY.
HERE'S GIULIANI SINGING "BAD TO THE BONE."
>> I WANT TO BE YOURS PRETTY BABY, YOURS AND YOURS ALONE ♪
♪ I'M HERE TO TELL YOU HONEY, THAT I'M BAD TO THE BONE ♪
♪ BAD TO THE BONE -- (LAUGHTER)
>> James: BAD IS THE RIGHT DESCRIPTION.
NOW THIS REVEAL UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I GET IT.
HAVING RUDY GIULIANI AS A CONTESTANT REALLY MADE A SHOW
WHEN SLEB REITERATES SING INSIDE GIANT ELEPHANT COSTUMES LOOKED
RIDICULOUS. COULDN'T RUDY PUT A LITTLE BIT
OF GUSTO BEHIND THE PERFORMANCE? SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
SOMEBODY -- ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
♪ >> James: AMUSED STUDY
TRARCHGD SEXIEST CITY IN THE WORLD, ANY GUESSES ANYONE,
ACCORDING TO THIS STUDY IT'S LONDON.
SIX EXPERTS, SEXPERTS SAYS LONDON HAS THE KINKIEST ENERGY.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BOSTON INSTITUTE OF OH BEHAVE, THAT'S
WHY THEY CAUGHT LONDON THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS WITH LESS THAN
TWO PEOPLE AT A TIME. PEOPLE WERE COUNTED ON THE
NUMBER OF KINKY PEOPLE, WALK AROUND THE MALL, ASK PEOPLE IF
THEY LIKE TO BE SPANKED? LAS VEGAS AND NEW YORK WERE THE
OTHER STUDIES. WHAT IS THE SEXIEST CITY YOU
HAVE BEEN TO? WHAT IF YOU GOT OFF THE PLANE
AND THOUGHT, OH NOW I'M KINKY. >> NOT LONDON.
>> James: NOT REALLY? I REMEMBER A FEW SERIES AGO YOU
HAD A DAMN GOOD TIME IN LONDON! (LAUGHTER)
>> WHAT'S UP MAN? >> James: I'LL BE HONEST IT
FELT PRETTY KINKY THEN. >> LONDON'S UP THERE.
I DON'T KNOW -- >> James: WHY NOT LONDON?
>> EVERYBODY'S GOT A BRITISH ACCENT WHICH IS NOT LIKE THE
SEXIEST ACCENT, OH, FANCY A SHAG?
(LAUGHTER) >> James: HOW DARE YOU USE MY
PICKUP LINE! (LAUGHTER)
>> James: AND FINALLY TODAY IS QUEEN ELIZABETH'S BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,LYE!, LIZZY, WE W YOU'RE WATCHING.
AND IN HONOR OF THE OCCASION, MATTEL RELEASED A LIMITED
EDITION BARBIE, TO CONSIDER THE MALIBU BARBIE HOUSE A STEP DOWN.
NOW DECIDED TO FOCUS ON ADULT WEIRDOS!
THIS ELEGANT ONE WHERE SHE'S WEARING HER FAMOUS DRESS AND
SASH IS VERY, VERY NICE PERSONALLY, I PREFER THE OTHER
ONE, QUEEN ELIZABETH ACTION FIGURE AND THAT'S THE NEWS.
WHEN WE COME BACK NICHOLAS CAGE AND AARON PAUL ARE GOING TO BE
HERE EVERYBODY!