Hey, Tim!! (just ignore that i broke into ur house)
Oh, hey Emily what's up?
Have you heard about this great new app called Quidd?
Yeah, didn't they just sponsor one of your videos?
They did!
Quidd is a brand new app that lets you to collect stickers, GIFs, cards, and MORE!
Wait, are you doing a sponsorship in MY video?(nice emily. nicccee)
Heh heh, don't worry about it! (o,o)
You can't do that!(well technically she can. you just "dont want her to")
But the app is free!(FREEEEE?)
And it has the biggest catalog of stickers anywhere!(Oh i like stickers.)
You can collect them from all of your favorite shows! :D
Everything from Rick and Morty to My Little Pony Sailor Moon And More!
Oh, well I do like My Little Pony :] (and Sailor Moon)
(extremely awkward laugh) That's weird! XD
You can also text stickers to all of your friends and family by enabling the Squidd iMessage app!
Oh, I get it that's kinda cool!
It also has funko pop figures and other 3D collectibles
that you can trade to complete your collection!
They even have stickers of YOU!(ME? That is Concerning....)
Wait ME? I gotta see this.. ._.
( intently presses random letters on key board)
Say, Emily where do I go to download
the great new app called Quidd?
Ha, now you're getting it!
Click the link in the description!
I already made you an account
so all of your viewers can add you!
Oh Emily, how thoughtful and mildly intrusive of you! (big words owo)
how thoughtfull and mildly intrusive of you
Don't mention it!
(obviously very extremely scripted fake laugh)
Okay, while you're here do you want to hear a story about the time I stole from my dentist? (o_o)
Sure.(Thievery stories are great!)
So, I think I was in like the second grade. Emily: Mmhm.
Umm, and you know how you like go to the dentist every 6 months to get teeth cleaning and stuff?
Or you're just supposed to...
Yeah, I hated it.(Who actually enjoyed that?)
When we were done doing the whole cleaning thing, and my mouth tastes like fluoride or whatever, (such traumatic experience.)
and come out, as they're walking you to the front,(Cause 7 year olds can't walk on theyre own. everyone knows that)
there's this treasure chest filled with toys. (TOOOOYS? STEAL THEM ALLLL!!!)
Usually on your way out of the dentist, like the dental hygienist is walking you back up to the front you pass a little treasure chest,
and she's like, "Okay, pick out the toy that you want." (finally)
she opens it up for you and it's like, AwwWWWWhHhhwhwhWhwh
like, "Look at all of my options, which one could I choose?" right,
and of course when you're in the second grade,
those dollar store toys, that you're getting for free,
that'd be, that's like a really important decision. ( like really important like super important!)
Emily: Mhmm.
Tim: So one time I was taking forever to decide,(kids are slow don't blame yourself)
I'm like, "Oh, do I want this one, or do I want this one?"
"I don't know."(pick the gayest one)
Um, so I was left alone with the chest of toys. ( oh no)
And... I've got this goodie bag, and I'm having a hard time deciding (i see whats going on here)
which I want, and look I'm really young, ( mild disappointment in whats about to happen)
Emily: Hhf- ( hlflhlflhlflhfllflfl)
Tim: I feel like you're judging me right now. (kinda)
Emily: I-- no, no you were like what? 8?
Tim: Not even, like 7? ( okay that's fine then)
Okay well the point is, that I like, loaded up.
*Tim's nervous laugh of shame*
I, like, I like, FILLED that bag ( like really really Filled)
with like, bunches of toys
Emily: You were one of those kids on Hallo-
Tim: No I wasn't!
Emily: You were one of those kids on Halloween, where if,
there's a bowl outside-
Tim: NO!
Emily: of the house
Tim: I wasn't though!
Emily: That said "PLEASE TAKE ONE"(no they don't say that they say "take it all" cmon emily)
you'd shove the whole bowl in your bag! (even the bowl?) XD
Tim: UNFAIR I never did that. I did that - I did that Halloween thing once, okay.
timothy you are GROUNDED.
but like the point is, that this was like uncharacteristic. I was generally like well behaved.
but then every now and then,
Emily: You were overcome
with your greed. >:D
Tim: Yeah, every now and then greed got the best of me, and I was like
Okay, but I am going to take all of the toys. ( 7 year old instinct)
So I'm standing there with this goodie bag just like, filled with toys(it had alot of toys it was heavy)
just probably like
a whole six or seven in there I know. (another mmhm from Emily)
and i d- it didn't cross my mind that
I should just, like keep them in my bag until I got home.(no of course not)
I know that I am weak and the minute I
get in that car I'm dumping this bag out and I'm gonna play with all of these toys
so instead of like, controlling myself and waiting...
I thought like, ok, what can I tell them,
Emily: You could not really-
I couldn't, I- I- (Stuttering) It wasn't even an option in my mind, it's like,
I'm gonna get in the car, and I'm GONNA PLAY WITH THESE TOYS. * IMMEDIATELY*
So we get in the car, and I immediatly dump out the bag, because of course I did,(of course)
and like, there's just this TREASURE trove.(pIrAtE!)
OF EVERY KIND OF TOY YOU YOU COULD IMAGINE FROM THE DOLLAR STORE!
And I'm like...
OHHHH YES!!! ( Satisfaction at most)
Emily: Your sins, were displayed before you.(well no and yes-)
Tim: Yeah. >XD
Of course, my mom turns around, and she's like,
"Where did you get those?" (-_-)
and then I'm like, "Uuhhhh..." (immediate regret of the past 2 mins..)
"I, um. I opened, uh, my toothpaste box(?) and..."
Like I just, I knew how stupid it sounded coming out,(Did you?)
Emily: Did you?-(thats what im asking) Tim: of my mouth. I mean I like..
Maybe... I don't know.
It starts coming out, and I'm like "EHA" , "this is dumb",
and I tried to like... turn it into a joke like
"No, clearly uh.. that wasn't my- uh... no one would come up with a lie that dumb."(i would come up with a lie that dumb)
Did you even make it out of the parking lot before you dumped these toys out?
No the car hadn't even started yet
Emily: Oh my God! (Trying not to die of laughter)
And she was like "Return them"
And I'm like:
"No..." (mami whyyyy.... ;---;)
Emily: *laughs*
Doing your little 'walk of shame'
back to the dentist's office
Yeah exactly, so I was like
shaking, like, loading it back up into the bag,
And I walked back across the parking lot,
I don't-I actually don't think I said anything, right?
So I walked back in, just like, quietly,
With like, a little tear in my eye,
And, like, dumped the bag out onto the counter,(Dumpity dump dump)
And, like, all of the toys,
And, they're like, (Wut?)
I don't think that they understood
Exactly what was happening at first.
They just, you know, this little second grader
comes back in
And dumps out these toys onto the counter
And they're all like:
"Oh, hey Tim"
"What's, uh, what's going on?"
And I just, like,
*starts crying* (It looks like he's dabbing)
Like, ran out of there, like, didn't say anything,( like the speed of light)
Umm, and it was super embarrassing, I was like,
"Mom, how could you do that to me?"
And she's like:
"Well, you stole, dude!"
"That's what you get, you have to 'fess up,"
So...The next time we went to the dentist, I'm like...
thoroughly embarrassed, right
cause I'm like of course, that's all I can think about
is just how there all... just judging me deeply ( very intense stareing)
and uh... ok so we're walking out of the office
and we pass the little chest
and the lady asks if I want a toy (Emily noises again.)
and like, I didn't think that I deserved one
Emirichu: Mhm
So I was just quietly like,
"Oh, no thank you."
Right?
Emirichu: I'm a changed man.
Tim: I'm a changed man.
* the demons laughs just bursts out of Tim and Emily *
So, so she's like "Oh, uh... alright."
and I'm like "yeah.. I've [*Sniff*] learned my lesson"
From then on, every time I went to the dentist I never got a toy again,
and, I mean if I hadn't tried to steal those handful of toys
just, think about how many slappy hands I could've gotten. *inhale*
In the years afterward, if I like, you know, I didn't have to make up for it.
So lesson learned, don't steal from your dentist
BOO DDooo Booop
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