♪ (French accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) Today you're gonna try this. - Okay.
I'm kinda nervous.
Oh.
(sniffs) Coffee.
- Okay. Is that coffee?
- All right. Oi, all right. Some coffee beans?
- Oh yeah, it smell like some coffee.
- (FBE) We're gonna have you try a few different types of coffee
and have you tell us what you think of them.
- Outstanding. All right. I'm game.
Let's do this, 'cause I did not have coffee this morning.
- This is great. I need to get educated on my coffee.
So this will be a good experience for me.
- There are some good-tasting coffee.
Sometimes at work, we'll have, like--
they'll come out with the fancy Turkish coffee or Cuban coffees.
Some taste more floral. Some taste more earthy.
And blah, blah, blah.
- This seems... too nice, like too good. I'm a little bit wary.
I know not to trust you guys.
- (FBE) Here is your first coffee. - All right, and it's warm.
Smells good.
That's kinda bland. I'm not really getting anything out of that.
- This tastes really good.
- That's instant coffee, huh?
- I'm tasting more water than the actual coffee flavor.
- It's pretty good. I could probably drink this whole thing.
- It's too light. It's not heavy enough.
- If you don't like coffee, this is really good beginner coffee.
I'm also gonna be really mad if I like coffee after this.
This is very lovely.
- (FBE) This coffee was from McDonald's. - Oh shit.
People like that?
- Oh. Right. Of course. I should have known.
Hence why it's so watery.
- Seriously? Oh, all right.
I don't have a problem where it's sold.
As long as it tastes good, I'll drink it.
- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.
- This one look a little darker.
- This smells dirtier.
(sighs) I'm liking coffee.
- It's a lot better than the first one.
- Ucch. That's a no.
- It's a little more bitter than the one from McDonald's.
- It tastes like it's been sitting
in the coffeemaker for a little bit.
- I would guess Starbucks just from the bitterness.
- (FBE) So this coffee was from Starbucks.
- Oh my god, I'm very disappointed.
- I would drink that cup other than McDonald's cup.
- It's not bad. It's okay.
At least there is some flavor to it.
- Everybody will like this coffee, the non-offensive coffee.
- It's not terrible as, you know, the coffee lovers say.
'Cause if you talk to a coffee lover,
"Oh, Starbucks coffee, oh my god."
This is all right.
- (FBE) Here is your third coffee.
- (retches)
Getting that, like, burnt flavor.
- Mm-mm.
This one is stronger than the Starbucks.
- This is a step up, for sure. You can smell it.
That's good. I like that one. That's actually really smooth.
- Ooh.
That one's pretty strong. Ooh. I'm awake now.
- I like it. I like it.
It's quality.
- I didn't like that one.
It just tastes really bitter to me.
- (FBE) This coffee was called Death Wish Coffee.
- Don't know them.
- They bill themselves as the most caffeinated coffee
in the world, with six times as much caffeine as a regular cup.
- Holy crap!
It's a bit bitter. I would probably add a crapton of stuff to it.
- Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna start flying out of here. (chuckle)
- It should have a little warning label:
"Don't give this to your children."
- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.
- Wow.
Here we go.
(sniffs, sips)
(swallows)
It's a real mild roast, it seems.
That would be something I would definitely drink.
- Mm.
It doesn't seem as strong as the one I just drank.
But it doesn't seem like it's Starbucks level.
- That one smells funny.
This one has-- ewm. That's weird.
I don't like that one.
- It's okay. It wouldn't be my first choice.
It kinda tastes like Folgers.
- It tastes pretty smooth and balanced.
I can taste a little roast,
but it's not as strong as the last one definitely.
- (FBE) So this coffee was kopi luwak,
also known as cat poop coffee. - Cat poop coffee?
(slides cup away)
- (chuckling)
I don't want to know why they call it that.
- It's called that because the coffee berries are first digested
through a catlike animal called a civet.
- That's just so disgusting. Who came up with that idea?
- Very gross. No thank you.
- That's hilarious. I'm drinking out of a cat's asshole.
- Did I just drink some cat poop?
I don't think I'll be drinking this to stay up anymore.
(chuckles)
- (FBE) Okay, last coffee.
- Gosh. I'm scared now.
What's gonna be worse than the cat shit coffee?
Nope, I don't like this one.
It tastes kind of like old coffee.
- (sips)
That one's actually not bad. Maybe I will drink this one.
- Gross.
I don't want to say uriney,
'cause I'm afraid after that last one.
- This was smooth.
But still when it went down my throat, it felt strong.
I like it. It's really good.
- (disgusted groan) That one did not taste good at all.
- It's my least favorite.
It just really tastes like shit.
- (FBE) This coffee was black ivory coffee,
also called elephant dung coffee. - Wow.
So it's really a special blend.
- (FBE) It's made from arabica beans, which elephants consume.
And then the beans are collected from their waste.
- Gross, but okay.
- (sighs) What's up with poop, you guys?
- That's cool. Um, tastes like shit though.
- Before I knew where it came from, it was still not good.
- God, why do people need-- why? Why, people?
- Honestly, I could've just downed this whole thing.
- (FBE) Which coffee of the five you tried today
do you recommend people drink? - The Death Wish one.
- McDonald's, I thought, was fine.
- I'd just say get a Starbucks.
- Don't judge me. The elephant poop.
- McDonald's was my favorite.
It tasted like coffee but wasn't too crazy.
- I would choose the elephant poop.
These poops taste kind of wonderful.
- I like the Death Wish.
It just seemed like it's more full of coffee flavor.
Can't really go wrong with a good cup of coffee.
- I will go with Starbucks.
You don't have the elephant one.
Like, I'm positive they won't like it,
'cause it really does taste like shit.
- Thanks for watching us drink poop coffee on the React channel.
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- Deuces.
- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.
Thank you so much for watching.
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