(growling)
- Swan.
(child giggling)
(child exclaiming) (imitates hose)
(upbeat jazzy music)
- Come out. - Is anybody in there?
(loud laughter) - What the heck?
(child moaning)
- Why'd you do this to me all the time?
You and your brother were always hiding things.
- This is cool. - This is not cool.
- See. - Don't be scared.
- Wow, isn't it so cool. - Hi!
(laughing)
- How many people have you hypnotized?
- Oh, thousands, how about you?
- Even more than thousands.
- Really? - Yeah.
Mostly, I stare into kids eyes if they're being mean.
But they usually get creeped out.
(laughing)
- Let's look into each others eyes.
Ooh, it is creepy.
(loud laughing) Woah!
(giggling) - Yep.
- What's the highest note you could hit?
- Probably, a high G flat.
(singing high note)
What about you, what's the highest note that you can sing?
(child screaming)
(laughing)
That was good.
- Alright, tell me what you're drawing here.
I do see some ovaries. - This is an egg.
And then this is like the falopes space.
I don't know how it's called.
And then that's like the outside falopes, the vagina
and there's the clitoris.
- One more question. - Welcome.
- My sister has three boobies.
- Wow. - But we can't find a doctor.
- Oh, you can't find a doctor to help her?
- No, the first doctor we called for grown ups not kids.
- Oh yeah, well you know what?
Third boobie is not hurting her right now.
But she'll grow. - It's growing.
- It's growing, yes, they do tend to do that.
- I saw this thing in my back pocket.
It's pretty big so it's really annoying.
I can't have that, it's okay.
Alright, we gotta start the.
- Uh. - What's going on?
Are you okay?
- Uh (laughing) - What?
- It's fire. - What, fire, what?
No, it's just my wallet, man, you're crazy.
Anyway, so we're gonna start the day right now.
(laughing)
- I was a bank robber. - Yes!
I got a question. - Go ahead.
- You know the car they bring money to the bank?
- Yes. - What part did you rob?
The truck or the bank?
- I robbed the truck.
How did you know all the difference between all this stuff?
- I watch movies.
- Well, okay, well, yes, I robbed a brinks armored car.
- I think I can see your beard, I see--
- You can see my beard, oh no!
- Where did you get this stuff?
- This dress, I had a designer
make it for me. - What?
Are your eyelashes real or fake?
- They're definitely fake, I glue them onto my eye.
- Glue? - Yeah.
- What about the gems over there?
- I glued those on too.
- What about lipstick?
- The lipstick I just painted on.
- Paint. - Yeah.
And then I tapped glitter into it.
- Glittle. - Yeah, glittle.
(chuckling)
- You know how to sing Marmalade?
- Can I hear you do it? - Okay.
♪ Ain't nobody get up in my car today ♪
- Ey.
♪ Back seat feeling like a charter plane ♪
- Ey.
♪ I be riding through the town, my music up ♪
♪ Windows down yeah you can hear me now ♪
- Ah.
♪ I turn it up. ♪ - Up.
♪ I need a bass. ♪ - Bass.
♪ And my chain so bright can't see my face ♪
♪ I be riding through the town, town, town ♪
(cheering)
- Yo, that was very good.
That was very, I'm very impressed.
- I'm sweating.
- Will you be looking down on me when you're in heaven?
- Yeah, and you know how you be able to know?
When you thinking of doing something
that you ain't supposed to do
and then you have a second thought
that's gonna be me saying hey don't do that.
That's when you know, I'm watching you, okay?
But like I said that's gonna be a,
that's gonna be a while, son.
But I'm gonna be looking at ya all the time.
And every time you do something
I'm gonna be very proud, okay?
(child wailing) Come here.
- [Woman] We brought someone to cheer you up.
- I love you and
when you die I will always remember this moment.
- I will too.
(baby mumbling)