Oh wow, what a wonderful view!
Maybe for once I'll get to play a game with
character and taste.
*chaos*
Oh, well. That's a shame.
Woah, what?!
Where am I now?
Okay, I can dig this.
Good luck guys! Have a good game!
Shut your mouth you stupid cocksucker!
Don't you talk to him like that you fucking asshole!
*more chaos*
Yeah, I'm just gonna-
Holy shit this map is huge!
Yo you need help?
WAHHH!
What?
You sound new here.
Oh, yeah. This is my first time!
Oh, ok nice!
Uh, well... you're gonna die.
Oh. Uh, well... how do I make that not happen?
Uh. Alright I'm not really meant to do this but uh
If you want we can buddy up and I'll show you
what you need to know.
Really? That'd be great yes please, thank you!
Okay, well lets land on that farmhouse and I'll give you the basics.
Wait, what, how do I-
No, I don't wanna go THIS way.
How do I turn this thing?
C'mon
go-
mother-
Okay, so the first thing you-
Uhhhhh
Where'd he go?
I'm up here!
YO WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I DON'T KNOW HEEELP!
Well that wasn't too bad.
Now where the hell am I?
Okay the plane flew out from here
and I think I jumped out around
Oh cool, a shotgun!
Woah, getting busy.
I should probably hide.
Okay.
Bring it on.
Well this fucking sucks.
Wow dude, really. Really?
What? What? What's the-
You're fucking camping you piece of shit!
Learn how to get good at the game!
Oh sorry, am I not allowed to do this?
Am I, can I not just stay here
Well, well no because you're being a pussy dude
But you're the one who's dead so like, it doesn't even matter at this point
Yeah right, ok shut up, I'm-
First of all you were running in, loud as fuck
Anybody could hear you and you're dead because you weren't paying attention so
What, fuck off! Paying attention, you fucking camped bro you expect me to have ESP?
Just have to be careful next time.
Jesus, nearly got me.
That was too close.
SUCK ON THIS
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
That's what you get for laying out in the open, loser
Oh my god!
I got a kill!
Holy shit I fucking-
Oh shit the play zone, I forgot to check!
Okay, so I'm here, and I need to get to-
Mother of god.
Alright you bitch.
Lets do this.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Wait, what the hell
Seven.
Ooh, he had a bullet loop!
I don't even need that but I'm going to take it anyway.
🎵Well there's a guy who's hiding by
🎵the tree oh what a doozy
🎵wait what's this my finger slipped
🎵goes the nooby
Hahahahahaha!
Ahhh, now I'm bored.
Huh, that's pretty close.
I could go for it...
But then again...
🎵I see you you cannot hide
🎵welp good game at least you tried
Hahahahahaha
Ahhh, god I'm so lonely.
I'm not even mad, I'm clipping the shit out of that.
Woah, what the hell?
Nine.
Okay, top 50.
And all I've got is a god damned pistol.
Oh nice!
Wait no OH SHIT
*CHAOS*
Yes! I did it!
I nearly died, but it was all worth it to get this...
supressor.
Cool.
C'mere!
No.
C'mon!
I'm not doing it.
I just want to give you some stuff to help you.
No you don't! You want me to come out so you can kill me!
C'mon, it's not, you've gotten this far with nothing and I'm honestly impressed
I don't want to see you get taken out man, c'mon.
You can have my shotgun?
Well you know what, thank you.
It's nice to know that not everyone's a
Oh god! SHIT! GOD! SHIT!
SHIT! AH SHIT!
Get out of the water you pussy!
No I knew it!!! I knew you'd try to kill me!
Well of course I'm going to kill you that's the point of the game!
I TRUSTED YOU!
WELL NOW YOU KNOW BETTER
Huh.
Huh, what a stupid ch- wait
Oh no, I can't move my guy!
Hah, what a stupid ch-
Ohhhh shit!
Sure glad I'm not in there!
Ok, well hopefully if I stay completely still and
Holy crap, 7 left!
Uh, 5 left.
Okay, so there's a guy in the Dacia
the guy by the tree
And that guy is
-was
Oh wait that's... there's still another player.
Where is he?
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck, come on you piece of shit come on!
Just a little more
I hate this fucking game!
There you are you little-
What! That is bullshit!
Wait, why am I talking, why don't I just take another shot
AH!
Wait, what happened?
Oh my god did I win???
I don't believe it I won!!!
Haha YES!
Oh wow I got a-
Oh no gross I don't like chicken.
Warning. Engaging AI mode.
Alright squad.
Here we go again.
Now I know we've lost like, 7 games already
But guys-
We can change that!
If we work as a team
support each other
we can win this time.
We can be champions!
Ya smell sometin'?
Just the foolish hope of a loser.
Hahahahaha
Hey!
Shut the mouth that's inside that mask you steampunk weirdo
because we got a game to win.
Look! It's just us!
ALL the loot will be ours!
We got company guys!
Uh guys?
AAARRRRGHHH!
Guess I'm goin' lone wolf!
Wooow, I guess I'm amazing at this now!
Cool!
I'm really gonna do this!
It's finally my time!
AH-
Bullets! Ahhhh I got shot with bullets!
Come on man, I didn't even get to use it!
Ra ha ha ha ha haa
Guys! Ha ha ha, I knew it!
Lifeline get me up, come on.
Some pretty sweet loot ya got dere
Ooh, a peacekeeper.
Hey, are you serious?
I'm still alive!
Well, kind of?
Ya got a gold shield?
Guys, isn't it better for you if, like I'm alive and helping out?
THANK you!
I don't think he's gonna make it.
Of course I'm gonna make it!
Reviving people is LITERALLY your speciality.
Face death like a warrior my friend.
This is so stupid, I can see ALL your health packs and batteries
Shhhhhhhhhhh
It's time.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
Cooool!
Now, to glory.