- I literally wouldn't care
if you asked to see my butt hole.
I would do it before I would eat this.
(piano music with a rhythmic drumbeat)
What's up, guys?
It's me, Iggy, and I'm here with Men's Health today
to play Disgustingly Healthy.
I have to taste test all of these
disgustingly healthy Australian-themed meals
or, if I'm not game enough to try them,
answer what's probably going to be a terrible question.
So, let's see how I go.
Okay, plate number one, let's see.
That looks really mummified.
Emu jerky.
I don't really wanna eat, like, Outback delicacies.
Yeah, I can't do it,
so I don't even care what the question is,
I'm gonna answer it.
You said you once lost 15 pounds in a week by twerking.
Rate the following twerkers:
Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus.
Well, Miley Cyrus is the skinniest of all these people,
so maybe that means she's the best twerker
because she's lost the most weight doing it.
Next.
Why is this all disgusting jerky?
I don't think this is disgustingly healthy,
this is just disgustingly disgusting!
Python jerky?
I'm not eating a snake, no.
Like, I would vomit if I ate that.
Why did your album take so long?
Because I'm a procrastinator, okay?
I'm a Gemini and I can never make a decision
really about anything.
I say things and I take them back,
and I say them and I take them back.
It's my personality and that's what I do with my album,
so maybe I'll hate it next month, who knows?
It's kinda what I do.
Next.
Oh, this looks like something I like, a hamburger.
This seems too good too be true.
Oh, a kangaroo burger.
That's fine, I'll actually eat a kangaroo burger.
I have no problem eating kangaroo.
Do I wanna eat this though? It tastes like dog food.
I mean, it smells like it.
I'll just have a little bite of this.
Hm, it's fine, it just tastes like red meat.
This is good, I'll pack this to go.
The next thing is, I don't even know,
but that's disgusting.
I don't like to eat things out of a can, uh-uh.
It says mutton, that's a lamb.
Like an old lamb, isn't it?
I literally wouldn't care
if you asked to see my butt hole.
I would do it before I would eat this.
This is so gross.
(gagging)
Smells like wet dog food.
Which of your exes can bench press the most weight?
Oh, well half of these people aren't even my ex.
I've never dated any of these guys.
I don't even know them,
I've never even seen them in the street.
The only person I've ever dated is Playboi Carti
and I don't know anybody else,
so don't ask me about them.
Next.
(sighs)
That looks really gross.
I can tell that it's Vegemite, which is fine,
but there seems like there's
a dead insect spider thing on it.
Vegemite toast with a tarantula.
I don't really want to eat a spider,
but would it make me more a badass if I did?
Would I get a point for that?
I don't know.
Would you rather write a song with Azalea Banks
or go on a date with Nick Young at Outback Steakhouse.
Hmm.
Suddenly, this toast isn't looking so bad.
I'm gonna smell it.
I might eat this.
Should I eat it?
Yeah, I have to think about this for a bit, I'm not ready.
I've gotta work myself up.
I love Vegemite, that's the thing, so it's like, mm,
there's something about this that you like!
And something about this that you don't!
I'm not eating that part.
The legs look a little scary.
Maybe the back part?
This looks like it's just a raisin.
All right, it's a raisin.
It's just a raisin!
(thunder crashes)
Honestly?
It just tastes like Vegemite.
Mm, it has a very metallic aftertaste that's happening now.
It tastes like I licked metal.
I ate a Vegemite sandwich and then I licked a metal pole.
That's how I'd describe that.
That was fine, that was great,
I'd love to have some more of that later.
Oh!
See, now this is like
a classic dish with a twist, I see.
Fairy bread for fairies!
When you have a birthday party in Australia,
people always make this bread
and it has butter on it and then you dip it in sprinkles.
I love fairy bread.
I haven't had it for a long time,
but it seems like this fairy bread
has something evil on it.
I don't know what that is.
Maybe like, a worm, little worms?
Fairy bread with termites.
When is "Whole Lotta Red" dropping?
(laughs)
Do you know I get trolled with this question all the time?
I'm never gonna tell you
when "Whole Lotta Red" is dropping, you guys.
Nice try.
I can tell you "Whole Lotta Red" is amazing
and it's next level
and it's way better than anything
any of the other people out here are doing, for real.
It's like (clicks tongue).
But I can't tell you when it's coming out.
And I don't think I wanna eat this.
Maybe I'll sniff it.
Hmm, what do termites do, eat wood?
That's not that bad. I'll just have a little bite
where there's not as many termites.
For you.
'Cause I love you.
I'm lucky my boyfriend's not seeing me today.
He'd be like, "We can't kiss for a month".
I'll try it.
It's already gonna be crunchy, so.
(crunching)
This tastes like I'm at a party,
I'm having fun,
I'm gonna play pass the parcel.
This is fine, it just tastes like
you dropped your fairy bread in dirt.
(trumpet fanfare)
So, my least disgusting is kangaroo burger.
This is fine.
It just tastes like a regular beef patty.
The most disgusting is this.
Like, if you eat this, you're a sick individual.
It's truly evil.
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