- Here we go, baby.
It's only a good Thanksgiving if the Cowboys win.
Is Vander Esch playing?
CeeDee Lamb's out, but next man up.
I better not have another Thanksgiving out,
that's all I know.
Not three years in a row.
We got to win today solely for Aiden Diggs.
I'm thankful Tony Romo is commentating
and not Troy Aikman.
What is Michael Buffer doing at the game?
I'm thankful Tyron Smith is back, I'll tell you that.
I know we didn't start the game off going three and out.
I'mma need Desean Jackson to retire.
How is this man cooking us up all the time?
He's not even on the Eagles anymore.
Sean McKeon, wide open!
That's the first touchdown with us, right?
That's how you answer boys, come on.
Did we missed the extra point?
I'll tell you who I'm not thankful for.
What does Greg Zuerlein have on the Jones family?
Scotty, no, pass it to J-Rod first! (yells)
That's a fumble, he took a step!
How does a football move?
They really called incomplete pass?
This man took two steps.
What do you mean?
The refs are cheating.
On Thanksgiving?
Why are we not challenging?
What is wrong with Mike McCarthy?
Challenge that!
I don't care if we got the ball back anyway.
That's egregious.
I had Mike McCarthy doing it.
He couldn't challenge it?
I don't care if you can't challenge it.
Challenge it anyways!
Oh, a pass interference on Anthony Brown?
Yeah, he was holding.
Anthony Brown got another pass interference call?
That was the softest pass interference call
I've ever seen in my life.
We just gifted them a touchdown.
No, no, the ref gifted them a touchdown.
Desean Jackson has been there their whole offense!
The refs are ruining Thanksgiving!
Why are we rotating offensive linemen?
Darren Waller is down?
I hope he's not hurt.
I thought Micah Parsons had that sack.
How many times are the refs gonna call a penalty on us?
Every third down, it's a penalty.
Oh, pick that up, Jayron Kearse.
Oh, you had that!
They went low on that.
How is that not a foul?
All right, our defense held 'em.
Can we please get something going, offense?
Now, that's definitely targeting our shoulders.
You can't launch like that.
Did Pollard just duck?
Catch the ball!
Way to stop 'em, defense.
Oh, we're really attempting a 59 yard field goal.
Off the upright, who would've thought?
Who would've imagined that could happen?
A fumble, oh!
The Raiders got it back, of course.
Let's go, Cedric Wilson!
I like when you're catching the balls.
Tony Pollard, go, Tony!
Did he get it?
He was down at the one.
Zeke's not down though, let's go.
Why aren't the Raiders calling time out?
Are they pulling a McCarthy?
We better turn this thing around coming out the hat.
This is ridiculous!
I'm still trying to figure out
what that Chipotle commercial was about.
I'm not trying to listen to Luke Combs on Thanksgiving.
Put the game back on!
Game will be tied if we made the field goal
an extra point, Greg.
Throw it out to start the half, okay.
Wait, who was fighting?
What's going on?
Is the ref bleeding?
Of course, somehow Nahshon gets ejected.
Nahshon Wright got hit late.
That's on the Raiders.
The Raiders started that.
Why is Hunter Renfro wide open?
They really called ruffing the passer on that?
What's Micah Parson's supposed to do?
The refs ruined this game.
Mariota is in at QB!
Why would you not have discipline?
You know he's gonna run.
Tony Pollard, there it is, Tony!
Run that back, Tony!
Run that back! (yells)
Let's go! (claps)
Let's go, Tony Pollard! (yells)
Tony Pollard was due for one.
You going for two now?
That didn't work, that was stupid.
How do we let Derrick Carr scramble for 22 yards
on third and long?
That's not pass interference on Anthony Brown!
That's illegal contact.
This might be Anthony Brown's worst game ever.
That's three more points the refs gifted the raiders.
And, we go three and out, nice!
Jayron Kearse is getting burnt this game.
Can we tackle?
We got one quarter left before I gain 15 pounds
from stress eating!
Let's go, Gallup, oh!
This is why you don't trade Micheal Gallup!
Kyle defended Renfro!
He was wide open.
That just missed him.
Touchdown, let's go Shultz!
How did he catch that?
Look at the Raiders, they're arguing.
There's a flag on the play?
Two fouls on the offense.
How is that not a late hit?
Now we gotta get the field goal.
It's still a one score game.
I don't care if you do this,
just don't hit him out of bounds.
Why is Hunter Renfro wide open again?
We gotta hold 'em here, defense, or the game's over.
He passed Malik Hooker.
Incomplete.
That, you got four minutes.
(screams) This is why you don't trade Micheal Gallup!
I don't know how he got both feet in.
Dalton Shultz wide open in the middle.
Touchdown!
We got the two point conversion.
Shultz again, let's go!
How is this game tied?
We can do this.
I'm surprised ref didn't call a penalty.
Why is Desean Jackson wide open?
Flag on the play.
Wait, no flag?
Third and three, this is the game right here.
Incomplete? Are they going for it?
Wait, they're punting?
Oh wait, it's a field goal?
They left too much time on the clock for Jack.
Oh my gosh, I thought Jack threw
an interception on that play.
Gallup first down.
Are we in field goal range?
We would've made an extra point and this game would be over.
Well, I guess it wouldn't have gone for two if we made...
You know what I'm saying!
Third down, Dalton Shultz?
Incomplete.
45 yard field goal.
Greg, please don't suck.
Are they playing for overtime?
They got 19 seconds.
I'll take it, overtime.
Don't act like y'all care about Bill Saints anyways.
Okay, we got the ball first.
All we gotta do is drive 90 yards.
Look, that's not a problem.
We really went three and out into overtime.
I don't care if the ball's behind,
you gotta catch that, Noah Brown.
Y'all better call that block in the back!
That's what I thought!
How did you let Josh Jacob break a run like that?
Defense.
I need to change Dick's Pick Six.
Micah Parsons, sack, let's go.
Third and long, come on, boys.
Anthony Brown, another pass interference!
Turn your head around, Anthony Brown!
Hey, no one talk to me for the rest of the night.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious, goodnight.
There's four pass interference calls on Anthony Brown.
I might stop watching the Cowboys on Thanksgiving.
I gotta protect my mental health.
Every Thanksgiving it's the same thing every year
for three years in a row!
Why can't I eat in peace?
Let me be happy on Thanksgiving, Cowboys!
Now I'm gonna go eat a fourth and a fifth plate
because of you, Cowboys.
Oh my God, I just have one Thanksgiving, that's all.
I'm trying to be thankful today.
Can't let me.
Where are the deviled eggs?
It's not about you, ref.
Let the boys play football!
We were six and one!
Now we're seven and four!
Where's the pecan pie?
I ain't going out like this.
(slow music plays)
I'm a grown man!