All right class today I'm going to be assigning a project
It isn't may be screaming in the closet
I'm glad you mention that. Hannah
This project
Is on babies.
It's called the baby project
I love babies.
And You're gonna need care for them
And if you don't we will know cuz their sensors
and trackers inside of the babies.
Why are we doing this?
Another great question?
So it is to improve your parenting skills.
Great.
And It is to also inform you on infant health and wellness
And It's just basic sex education
Ethan, No one cares.
Actually
What is that?
It's polish. This will reflect heavily on your grade.
So, if you're failing
This will be your last chance.
Well, you gotta call me out with that man
Hannah, you have a 55% of his class.
It is literally so easy. How are you failing?
I'm Upset
50,000 on my head. It's disrespect
and it's attending space
Got a lot of blood and it's cold, man
All right, who wants a baby?
Did you run my baby over with a time
Before this
Class Dismissed
All right. Let's see what this baby is
All right, okay
Cry mode off, Diaper changes
Feeding mode off, check
And
101 percent on this project
That was easy, huh?
Alright, okay. Time to put you away
Alright put you in there
You go.
Hey, there's a research on my own and it turns out
Babies don't even have kneecaps.
So I feel like I can't even put her down
You know
I don't want her to hurt her little non kneecaps.
and did you know that
A baby's weight doubles in the first five months
I've got to make sure she's eating and after that she
Doubles that weight like she's supposed to you know,
and I read the amount
I'm just a feeder, but I feel like I'm not a hundred percent
Sure. That's right. Like do you think I should check?
Okay, no crying
Mommy's gotta do homework
*Baby Crying*
Yeah Baby
Motherhood is sub rewarding
Alright man settle in. we gotta get an A on this project
*Baby Crying*
Aaaaa
Well pick up the dry-cleaning about 30 minutes
not be sure to have dinner done by 6:00 and
You know, it's not real, baby
Right.
How Dare you speak about
little Elizabeth Montgomery therapies like that.
She's
Thanks for going on to date with me,
I've been really stressed out about this one our school project,
So this is nice to relax
Hey You!
Did you forget your baby
Come get it. Come On!
*Baby Crying*
Hey guys
So that project was easy, right?
Oh was it it was easy for you?
I just think that's a really great week
I'm not really ready to give her up
I'm not ready. You can't make me
I honestly just said the bare minimum to pass.
We're gonna be late
Hey listen, I know a guy. Okay! It's a little sketchy but new baby
New Baby
New baby, straight over there
Alright! Go On.
You're the baby guy, alright, can you fix mine?
Yeah, I can do this five bucks
Yeah change for five
It is five bucks
Oh! It is five bucks
Give me the Goods. Quick Quick, Give me the good
Very careful with this
Alright, I hope you all learned a good valuable lesson
from this experience
You guys did really great in your projects
Hannah!
You're late.
I Know but I have the baby. It's ready to be turned into
It's fine turn in your baby
Oh
Oh Dear Lord
It's real
In my 25 years of experience.
I've never seen anything like this, You get an A
You actually had a baby.
Can I uh, can I still hand this in?
Nope, Keep it.
Alright. I'll just I'll take my seat
That's how I got my sweet Izzy.
I Knew something didn't quite add up