Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And we are back yet again--
We're back.
--for another season of "The Bachelorette."
Before we get started and start talking about all that,
there's actually some really big cubicle news.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot all about that big cube news.
It's the big cube news, the BCN.
Look for it online.
And before we reveal it, we obviously
have-- we can't do without our third resident host.
Nope, nope.
Wait.
You know him--
Hang on.
--you love him--
Corey Palent.
No, he's not here.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
He's not here.
As we say always, we don't just hang out and talk
about TV shows, we actually work here too.
So Corey got called away to a meeting.
Corey was here like five minutes ago,
and then he got called into a meeting.
So we said the show must go on.
Yep.
We love you, Corey, but we've got to keep chatting.
And so, everyone, I'm pregnant.
Yay, Tracy.
There's a baby growing in there.
She's got something in there.
Zenor is not the father.
Nope.
I'm proud for the father.
You are.
And you are a father yourself, which
means I will be coming to you for advice.
I got three.
You're in for a real treat.
Get a lot of sleep while you can.
We got to tell the people a little bit more.
I have pizza here, because I know you love pizza.
And on this pizza, Tracy, check it out--
What?
It's going to tell everybody what you're having.
Look, Tracy, it's a--
Girl!
Yay!
Now, the whole internet knows what you're having.
What?
Where'd that come from?
Yeah, that's right.
A pizza and a banner.
And I got something else for you.
Wait, there's more?
This is for you.
And what's coming-- there's another one from Corey.
Yeah, it's the first one, right?
Oh, god.
It is the first one.
Look at this tiny little thing.
I didn't even know they made these.
You're going to need a lot of them.
It's so cute.
Is that a sloth?
Are these new in the "Ellen Show"?
They're so cute.
You got the first one.
Oh my gosh.
Yep.
Here you go.
More stuff.
You guys.
OK, now I know that you guys really love me.
Nothing says raise a healthy baby
quite like my favorite things.
She's going to be a bachelorette, folks.
Macaroni and cheese and Twix bars, you guys.
And pizza?
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Zene, I love you.
Awkward hug over the-- here we go.
That made my heart so warm.
But people did not come here to talk about my baby.
Hannah B's our bachelorette.
Hannah-bama.
Hannah B. from Alabama.
Oh my gosh.
OK, so they do the set-up package on her to kind
of remind us--
Who she is, where she's--
--who she is.
--from, what her values are.
And it turns out she's a perfectionist.
Yeah.
So in the way that Colton was like, I'm so scared-- well,
one version.
Version.
And then two, like, I'm so scared that the person won't
love me back.
Right, right, right.
Hers is very much like, I've always tried to be perfect,
and I need to not be perfect, and I really
hope that everybody's just honest with me.
Right.
Honest, honest honest.
So then go to Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Beautiful area.
Roll Tide!
Yeah.
And we go see her mom, and she's getting ready.
And then we see--
Her dad.
--her dad, who's--
He's a character.
He is a character.
We could do a whole episode on Hannah's dad.
Yeah.
Hair dresser--
He takes a while to get ready, I think.
Yeah.
Her parents seem to be really supportive of all of this.
So limo entrances.
OK, here we go.
Here's what I'll say--
yes, there were some outrageous ones--
Not that outrageous, though.
--but nothing that I was like, oh my god, this is ridiculous.
So the out of the norm was--
of course, you loved him--
Joe Box-- forklift, beep beep.
There was the tractor, there was the fence jump,
and then there was Peter, also known as Peter Pilot.
Peter Pilot.
I like Peter.
I think Peter can go far.
Then there was Matt Donald.
I love Matt Donald.
That was stupid, but he has the deaf family, which--
I know, I was on board with him.
I loved him.
I know.
And then you had Connor S, who jumped the fence,
and he's from Dallas.
Literally jumped the fence.
OK, but did you see when he jumped the fence
and then he walks up, and he was like--
[GASPS] I--
And he's a young guy too.
--but he was like, I'm Connor.
And I was just like, OK, was it that exhausting?
He seemed a really young to me.
There was clearly a trampoline back there.
I know.
You got the five guys who had already met her on the
"After the Final Rose."
Yep.
One that already had a rose, Cam, because remember, she--
Right, right.
--gave it out.
He was the guy who rapped.
Don't know if like Cam.
Oh, let's just talk about Cam right now.
I don't know that he should be rapping, one.
My opinion, all my opinion.
No, no.
There's something about him that I just don't like.
Rubs me the wrong way.
Yeah, something rubs me the wrong way too.
He just seems a little villainous.
I actually felt though, as a whole--
normally I feel-- after the first night,
because we don't know them yet, I'm disappointed.
I'm like, there weren't a lot of attractive guys.
I thought there were some pretty hot guys on this episode.
Yeah, I actually thought last night--
I was like, that's a lot of dudes,
and I don't know that the one is there.
Or at least, I haven't seen it yet.
We didn't talk about one of my favorite people.
Here it comes.
OK, let me count the ways that I love Mike.
One--
Great grandma.
--very attractive.
Yeah.
Two, what a charismatic personality.
Yeah.
I'm calling a way, way early theory that I know,
if Corey was in the room--
I'm kind of glad he's not here.
OK, I like this theory.
I heard it already, folks.
Sorry.
Because he'd be like, no, no.
That's not true.
That's a good Corey impersonation.
Right?
Here's my theory on Mike.
I love Mike.
I think people are falling in love with him.
He's going to go deep.
I'm calling it-- Mike, the first black bachelor.
Next bachelor.
Comment below.
Let's talk about some milestones along the way of the party.
So the first person to steal her was Luke P.
Which we saw coming.
Aggressive move.
And then Cam gets the first kiss.
Which we didn't like, because of the rapping, and this, that,
and the others.
No.
And we just don't like him, and also it looked kind of gross.
Then there's Jed from Nashville, who's the singer-songwriter.
Which Corey thinks-- Corey did tell me
that he thinks Jed will go far.
I think he will too.
Because the country music and the romantic--
But it reminded me of just, are you here for the right reason?
Yep.
And then there was drama queens, queens of drama--
Demi.
Demi and Katie.
Yeah.
So they come in in this surveillance cam
because they tell--
Demi says that she heard from DMs--
DMS to you--
Uh-huh.
--and messages--
Online.
--that somebody here has a girlfriend.
And they point out that it's Scott.
And so then they call him out, and they're like,
Scott has a girlfriend.
And she goes back in, and she's just
like, I need to talk to you.
And he finally admitted, yeah, I had a girlfriend.
Yeah, as recently as Monday.
But I don't know if I saw my life with her.
And it's like, OK, Scott, get out of here.
Yeah, sorry, Scott.
So that was drama, and then Hannah comes back in.
She's really mad, finally flustered.
Fired up.
She needs a moment by herself, and then all by herself
turned into a moment with Luke P.
Because the guys are like, someone
needs to go out there calm her down.
And of course, Luke P comes in.
Yeah.
And so then he ends up getting the first impression rose,
and they get a kiss.
And so they say that--
So the last four--
The last four or five-ish-- we'll have to look it up.
Whoever they've given the first impression rose has won--
Is who they pick.
Yeah, has won the show.
So that means that Luke P--
I hope that's not true.
I really hope that's not true.
--could be a frontrunner.
So we said goodbye to eight guys,
which means we went from 30 to 22, which is kind of big.
Bye, Scott.
You sucked.
Don't let it hit you in the-- on the way out.
Brian went home, which, duh.
Hunter was cute, but no personality that we saw.
Chasen, "On the Wings of Love" by yourself.
Chasen Love.
It's an offshoot.
It's a different show.
Joe, oh-- you guys, I'm so sad about Joe.
Let's give him a box--
Oh, that's funny.
Now cross it out.
--and then cross it out.
Sorry, Joe.
Thomas, I think, was the international basketball
player.
And then Matt Donald.
I loved Matt Donald.
I was really sad to see him go.
Yeah, it was really sad.
OK, before we go, we have to talk about one more person.
OK, here we go.
And that person is John Paul Jones.
Wait, who?
John Paul Jones.
Wait, what do your friends call you?
John Paul Jones.
So what can I call you?
John Paul Jones.
Ask me what I do for a living.
And what you do for a living?
John Paul Jones.
I don't know if we want to do picks now,
or do we wait for Corey?
No, because he just will disagree with me.
Let's just get them in when no one's going to be mean to me.
All right.
You can do your pick, and I'll do a pick too.
And let's be honest, we'll probably
change them like in two weeks.
I never change my pick, and I won last time.
Peter Pilot is my pick.
That's a great pick, and I was going to pick that.
But I won't pick that, because I like Mike.
I'm going to go with Mike.
But even though you don't think he's going to go all the way?
No, you think he's not going to go all the way.
Oh, OK.
I thought you were on the same page.
I am on the same page, but I have to pick someone.
And I'm not going to pick the same person you picked.
OK, that feels fair.
I can't believe we're back.
A big thanks to you guys for joining us,
and thank you so much for my mini "Futurette" party.
Yay, Tracy's pregnant.
And don't forget to tune in next Tuesday for our recap, folks.
Now's the part where I my check and and I go out--
and I can get this.
Wait.
I normally talk to Corey.
It's OK, you can talk to that belly.
You got that baby in there.
It's a girl, whee.
Because of you--
Pizza.
--I can't drink you.