Dance of the Dead (2008): Hey what's up guys. Today I'll show
you a horror comedy film: "Dance of the Dead"! Spoilers ahead; watch out and take care!
The movie begins with a grave caretaker nicknamed Shady, shoveling dirt from a grave. He suddenly
hears an ominous sound and checks it out, but finds nobody there. He continues with his work,
but hears the sound once again, and goes to a grave. He notices a vase falling from a grave;
so he inspects it, but gets conscious when a girl passes by. Suddenly, a zombie hand emerges from
the grave, and attacks Shady, believing he is a sexy girl. After a brief muscle wrestling, Shady
chops off the hormone-let-go hand, and throws it into a trolley, which also has a zombie head
and other zombie hands. Shady seems to know about these zombies, but walks away, and the background
reveals a toxic power plant, which is assumed to be the cause of the zombie infections. Now,
we move to a school where a boy band, led by Band Boy, is performing an aggressive song. The
judges don't look impressed, and want to stop the performance; but the band misbehaves with them,
and continues their stupid song. The school prom is coming soon, so the prom tickets are
put up for sale, but the prices are too high for anyone's liking. We then move to biology class,
where some couples enjoy dissecting frogs, but their grumpy teacher named Grumpy, interrupts
them and forces a Blonde girl to stab her frog. Teacher Grumpy is heckled by a boy named James,
who sarcastically insults him; but Grumpy decides to ridicule him in front of the whole class. James
is called dumb multiple times, but he retorts by telling Teacher Grumpy to shove a sausage up his
smelly part. This lands James in detention, and even his nerdy friend named Nerd, is made
guilty by association. As they wait, a bully boy named Bully, acts unnecessarily aggressive,
and has to be calmed down by the head teacher. We see a sneak peek of how violent Bully is, and
then James makes fun of him, but he gets a head butt soon after. Later, Nerd checks out Blonde,
and some other cheerleaders through his camera. He goes to blonde because he wants to ask her
out to prom; but he keeps getting interrupted by his nerd friends. It only gets worse, when Blonde
says she's actually interested in dating Band Boy. Meanwhile, a jealous boy named Envy Boy,
tries to date his crush, Babe, and wants to crush his hormones on her. but she rejects his advances,
because James is her boyfriend. Envy Boy tells her that James drives a pizza wagon, and is extremely
smelly. but Babe doesn't care, because she likes smelly James, and possibly she's also smelly.
Now, Blonde goes to Band Boy, and acts flirty with him. She eventually asks him if he's going to the
prom; but Band Boy says he has no intention of doing so. He tells Blonde that she should come
see his band. Now, we move back to James, who's being given a hard time in detention. His Coach
makes him stare at the brick wall, and also orders him to do 50 push-ups. After this,
James spends some time with Babe, and jokes with her without realizing that he's annoying. Babe
wants James to get her a corsage, but he keeps insulting her, and it
eventually pushes Babe to break up with him. Now, everyone gets ready for prom by wearing their
best outfits. Meanwhile, Nerd laments that his nerdy friends want to go to the graveyard with
him. James also sets out for prom, but gets a call from his pizza boss, who wants him to
deliver pizza, instead of hormones. It turns out that Envy Boy has taken Babe out for prom,
but drives her to the graveyard instead. Nerd and his nerdy friends also explore the graveyard,
but run into Shady, who gives them a nasty stare. The boys manage to sort things out with him,
so Shady spits his smelly mouth and walks away. Now, Envy Boy makes a move on Babe,
and starts tongue-massaging her, while Nerd and his nerdy friends are right behind them. The boys
soak in the view, and then they move towards a cemetery room. there, they find a coffin,
and reluctantly open it, but find nobody inside. To their dismay, one of the nerds is attacked by
a coffin zombie. He is eaten and sent to meet Jesus; after which, the nerds run their nerdy
bodies away, while more zombies awaken. Envy Boy tries to begin his hormone yoga with Babe,
but she doesn't want him to go all the way. Envy Boy wants to get lucky, but is dragged away,
and eaten by a zombie, who mistakes him for a sexy girl. Babe shuts the door, and is shocked
to see all the zombies in front of her. Envy Boy becomes a headless zombie, but carries his head,
and this freaks out Babe. Meanwhile, the nerds get chased by more zombies; but Shady saves them with
his shady shovel. He explains that the only way to end the zombies is by attacking their brains. He
then walks away, because this is not his fight. It turns out that Shady only wants to keep his job,
and doesn't care about the toxic plant that causes the graveyard bodies to turn into zombies.
Now, Babe starts the car, and drives past some zombies. she bumps into Nerd and his nerdy
friends. They team up and drive away; later, we see some zombies entering a store, and munching
on a customer. The prom gets underway, but Teacher Grumpy has to spend his time alone in the lab. He
notices something strange about a lab frog, but it turns out to be a zombie. The zombie frog attacks
Teacher Grumpy, and teaches him a lesson, before turning him into a zombie as well. Meanwhile,
James tries to deliver a pizza, but gets attacked by the zombie customer. After realizing he's in
the middle of a zombie apocalypse, James gets into his zombie-proof pizza wagon,
and drives away to run for his shitty life. While Band Boy and his band members enjoy some
drugs, the head teacher catches some boys drinking beer. He sends them away, and sneakily drinks
their beer, but gets attacked by Zombie Grumpy. Now, James runs into Bully, who's crying like a
chicken boy rather than a bully boy. James tries to console him, but Bully becomes aggressive to
establish dominance. Some zombies surprisingly steal James' pizza wagon, possibly thinking
that it's also human-proof. Since he's lost his zombie-proof wagon, James suggests calling the
cops, but Bully doesn't like the idea. A zombie army shows up, and Bully takes some time to load
his gun, but eventually starts shooting at them. Suddenly, Blonde arrives, and Bully almost shoots
her blonde body; but James stops him from doing so. Then, the two get into an intense struggle,
where they wrestle their muscles with the zombies. A hilarious sequence follows, as Bully rips off
the zombie bodies, while James plays baseball with their heads. The two men team up with Blonde;
after which, we see Nerd and his nerdy friends asking Babe why she's driving another man's car,
when she's supposed to be dating James. and then the group sees the pizza wagon approaching them.
Babe believes this is James; but it turns out to be the zombie car robbers. Babe tries to run away,
but rips her dress in the process; so she angrily kills a zombie with her heels.
The group avoids the zombies, and reaches safety in a nearby house. Now, James calls up Babe,
and gets a hold of her location. He promises to save her, and it makes Babe hopeful. James and his
team enter a sewer, and explore all the nuclear waste around it, realizing this is what's causing
the zombie apocalypse. Meanwhile, Band Boy and the others try to play a song, but are attacked by the
zombie army. Things are looking tricky, but Band Boy accidentally plays some music, and it freezes
the zombies. Realizing their secret weapon, the band continues playing their zombie-proof
music to the frozen zombie crowd. James and his team finally meet Babe and her group,
so there is some relief. Nerd is glad to be with Blonde; but he hugs her blonde body for too long,
making it awkward. As the team starts barricading the house, James realizes that Babe is cheating
on him with Envy Boy. This ironically makes him jealous, and he accuses Babe of being a fishy
girl. This lands James a slap in the face, and then we see Bully bonding with the nerds. Now,
Nerd reveals he wanted to take Blonde out to prom. She gives him sympathy, by saying she'd rather
have gone to prom with Nerd, than be here with the zombies. Suddenly, the team spots a lot of
coffins, and James figures they're in a funeral home. As zombies surround the funeral home,
a coffin zombie pops out of nowhere, and attacks the team. They run away from the sexy zombie,
and into a dark autopsy room, where Bully shoots at her without hormone mercy. After a brief moment
of confusion, the team realizes that there are more dead bodies there. The zombies awaken and
attack the team, leading to a hectic sequence. After a tense struggle, the team finishes off
the zombies, but Bully gets bitten in the process. This leads to an emotional sequence,
where Bully apologizes for his bully ways. He goes to meet Jesus, but returns as a zombie and attacks
the team. James uses a baseball bat, and smacks him down, with some support from the others. The
danger is over for now, but the team realizes that the zombies will use the prom crowd as a
free meal. James says he has to fight the zombies and save the prom survivors. The team eventually
agrees to help him, and Blonde volunteers to use her cheerleader speed to get to the car outside.
They begin their plan, as blonde rushes to the car, while the others hold off the zombies. Blonde
eventually starts the car, and retrieves the team from the zombies. They move towards the prom,
but get a flat tire, because their Coach has shot at it. He confronts the team, but James reassures
him that everyone here is a human. Coach reveals the zombies ate his dog, so he wants to seek
revenge. Eventually, Coach joins the team, and takes them to his secret weapons cabin. Everyone
stocks up on machetes, knives, and guns, but one of the nerds almost sets off an explosive bomb,
capable of ending an entire city. Coach carefully takes the bomb from him, and then the team sets
off on their rescue mission. Coach and the team spot Band Boy and his band, who are holding off
the zombies with their zombie-proof music. Coach takes this chance to show off his combat training,
and destroys all the zombies with his weapons. Band Boy and his band unite with the team,
while Coach continues his dominance. Band Boy reveals that he and his band have been
playing for over 5 hours, and it impresses Blonde. As expected, Coach emerges victorious,
and ends all the zombies. Band Boy states that they need to shut down the power plant to stop the
zombie apocalypse. However, James reasons it's too late now, and they need to save the prom survivors
first. With everyone together, the team moves towards the school. There's blood everywhere,
so the team moves to the dance floor, only to see that it's been taken over by zombies. Coach
decides to send all the zombies to meet Jesus, or possibly to infect Jesus. so he gets to work.
Meanwhile, the nerds hear something, and follow the sounds to the washroom. there, they find the
prom queen and all her friends, so they act like heroes and rescue the girls. Coach climbs through
the vents, and plants an explosive bomb, but laments that he's becoming fat, and accidentally
drops the bomb remote into a bowl of chips. Since he has to set off another bomb from another end,
Coach asks James for help. He eventually agrees to crawl through the shadows, and get the job
done. Meanwhile, Nerd and his nerdy friends take down some zombies while rescuing the prom queen
and her friends. Blonde is briefly attacked by the zombie head teacher, but Nerd saves her,
and awakens her blonde desires. James crawls through the shadows, and
spots the bomb remote, while Coach brutally fights more zombies. Babe joins James in the shadows, and
they make their way to the remote. However, they are found by a drunk zombie, and get surrounded.
Things aren't looking good for the couple; but then, Band Boy and his band take center stage,
and start playing a romantic but zombie-proof song. They freeze the zombies, and even gain the
approval of Coach, who sets up the other bomb. James and Babe dance the night away, and slowly
move towards the remote, while Nerd and his nerdy friends lead the others to safety. However, Blonde
takes Nerd to the washroom, and reveals that she's been bitten, especially in her blonde but smelly
part. She begs Nerd not to end her blonde life; but he lets his feelings get the better of him;
so he hugs Blonde using his muscles. She begins to tongue massage Nerd, but her massage turns
into an assault, as she turns into a zombie and rips Nerd's lips off without hormone mercy.
Now, Zombie blonde attacks Nerd, ending his nerdy but virgin life. To make matters worse, a zombie
walks through the power cord, and disables the sound system; so Band Boy and his band
are no longer effective against the zombies. Chaos follows, so James and Babe hide from the zombies.
However, they notice Envy Boy, who is headless, but still lethal. They run away from him, and
James almost gets bitten, but manages to escape. Luckily, Envy Boy gets trapped, so Babe decides to
smash his zombie face. The band successfully plugs in the sound system, and plays their zombie-proof
music to freeze the zombies once again. Meanwhile, Nerd turns into a zombie, and loses his virginity
to zombie Blonde in a disgusting hormone yoga session. James and Babe get the remote,
and convince Band Boy to escape, even though he's having the time of his life playing in
front of the zombies. A tense chase follows, and one of the band members is caught, and ripped to
onion pieces by his zombie fans. There's no time to waste, as James and Babe hold off the zombies,
while Band Boy and his surviving band member make an escape. Things get tricky as zombie
Grumpy shows up to flex his zombie muscles, before attacking James. A tense battle follows, but James
gets the upper hand when Babe gives him her ax, but not her ass. He chops Teacher Grumpy into two,
ending his tutorial life; and then he escapes with Babe. With Coach also making a swift exit, the
couple sets off the bomb, and kisses each other to celebrate their victory. Coach is proud of James
for being a man, and even the nerds get lucky with the prom queen and her friend, after flirting with
them. Band Boy still maintains that the power plant needs to be shut down, and Coach agrees
with him. He rounds up all the survivors into a school bus, but says they'll have pancakes first,
and zombie revenge later. The movie ends with the survivor bus driving towards the power plant,
while the grave caretaker, Shady, emerges with his shady shovel for a zombie clean-up.
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