- What up, what up, what up, fruit-lovers?
It's ya boy, Little Apple.
Today me and Grapefruit are doing
the Ghost Pepper Challenge.
You scared, Grapefruit?
- Please, I'm not scared.
I'll have you know,
several of close friends are ghost peppers.
- Hey, I couldn't help but overhear,
you said you have some close friends who are ghost peppers?
- I beg your pardon.
- I'm asking you who?
- Um, Jeff?
- Jeff? Jeff the Ghost Pepper?
- Uh, yeah.
- Hey, Jeff! You know this guy?
- What? I've never seen this guy in my life.
- Uh, I meant the other Jeff.
- Hey, other Jeff, get over here.
- Listen, can we just move on?
- Oh yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well, we're not letting you off the hook that easy,
not until we teach you
a little something about ghost peppers.
- Hey, I know plenty about ghost pepp-
- Name three things you know to be true about ghost peppers.
Go!
- Oh, okay, uh, they're super hot.
- One.
- They hurt your mouth when you eat them.
- One and a half.
- They, uh, are quite spicy.
- All right, enough.
You see what's wrong with this picture, Grapefruit?
You're putting all us ghost peppers in a box.
You know, there's more to us than just being hot.
We're as diverse as the rainbow, pal.
I bet you didn't know that Steve, here, is not hot at all.
In fact, he's a world-class mathematician.
- Wow, so what does he taste like?
- He tastes like a calculator.
And Ricky over there, he plays basketball.
- Let me guess, he tastes like a basketball?
- No, he tastes like a normal ghost pepper, dude.
They're not always related like that.
(Grapefruit sighs)
- I see. Guess I got a lot to learn about ghost peppers.
- No kiddin'.
Now then, we doing this challenge or what?
Go ahead, pick your pepper.
- Okay, which one of you is the hottest of all?
- That would be Gary.
- Whassup? Aaaaaah!
- Great, I'll take Gary.
- Confident, I like it.
How about you, Grapefruit?
- Look I don't need to prove my masculinity to anybody.
- Sure you don't.
- Correct, I don't.
- Yeah, okay.
- I don't.
- I know, I'm agreeing with you.
- I am very manly, okay?
Now kindly tell me which ghost pepper is the least spicy.
- Least spicy?
Um, I'm gonna have to say, Dirk, I think.
Yeah, tragically he was, he was born
without any edge to him, whatsoever.
- Hello.
- Now, that's my kind of ghost pepper.
Come on over, Dirk.
- Okay.
- So here's how it's gonna work.
Pretty simple, each of you
takes a bite of your ghost pepper,
first one to reach for this glass of water loses.
Sound good to everybody?
- Yep. - Yep.
- Yeaaaaaaaah.
- Okay, one , two, three, bite!
(upbeat music)
- How you doing, Little Apple?
- Fine, thank you.
- Not too hot for you?
- No, I'm fine.
- 'Cause Dirk is not spicy whatsoever.
No, spice isn't the word I'd use.
He tastes more like, uh, what is that taste?
It's difficult to place?
- Oh, it's probably sewer scum.
- I beg your pardon?
- I'm a plumber.
So that taste is probably sewer scum.
I've been in the sewers all day, as per usual.
- Why did no one mention Dirk was a plumber?
- We figured you knew.
- Yeah, what else would somebody tragically born
without any edge to their personality be?
A skydiver?
(everyone laughs)
- Okay, so I'm gonna drink the water now,
but not because it's too spicy, okay?
I'm still in if I drink the water, right?
- Sorry, Grapefruit, but rules are rules.
- Ahhh, I can't take it!
I'm gonna hurl!
- That would be an instant disqual-
(Grapefruit vomits)
- fication. Little Apple wins!
- [All but Grapefruit] Hooray.
- Whatever, who care.
Let me at that water.
(water splashes)
- Oh, I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Wow, that's a water sample I brought home from work.
(Grapefruit vomits)
(upbeat music)