[Lincoln] Hey, Loud Crowd! It's me, Lincoln Loud.
I'm back to show you what it's like
to be in the Loud House for a full 24 hours.
Hope you brought a helmet, because things can get pretty…
[explosion]
-Well, all of that. -Yikes.
Let's check out what's going on.
Excuse me, can you keep it down, please?
You know I require at least eight hours of beauty sleep.
Lola isn't exactly a morning person.
As for the rest of us, a typical day at 1216 Franklin Avenue
usually begins bright and early when we wake up in our rooms.
[snoring] [gong chimes]
Luna! I thought we made a roommate pact!
I don't dip your hand in warm water while you're sleeping
and you don't play your gong after 10 p.m.
-Wasn't me, dude. -[gong chimes]
Dad? What are you doing?
Maybe he's sleep-gonging.
A good chef rises early to source the freshest ingredients.
Sometimes Dad gets a little carried away in the morning.
While he's downstairs making breakfast,
we're usually upstairs waiting in line for the bathroom.
Finally.
Forgot my loofah!
Dang it!
With a line 11 kids long, long showers are a luxury.
So I try to enjoy them when I can.
♪ Groomin' the chest hair I'm groomin' the chest hair ♪
♪ I'm groomin' the-- ♪ [screams]
If all else fails, I know Dad will whip up an awesome breakfast.
-Oooh. -Woah.
[muching]
Oh, no, you don't. Your dad worked all morning
on a special family meal and we're going to enjoy it together.
Do you want to break that man's heart?
It's fine, I'll just clear these and do the dishes.
Or can you spare a minute?
[munching]
Fifty-nine, and 60. It's been a minute.
[fork clinks]
We all pitch in to make sure Lily eats too.
At least we try.
Open up the hangar, Lily. Here comes the air--
-[giggling] -Okay, A little turbulence.
Here, let me try.
Looks like she doesn't want to eat.
She's just a baby, Clyde. We can make her eat.
I mean, how hard could it be?
[Lily giggling]
On a typical weekend when Lori's back from college,
we usually meet up in her and Leni's room
to talk about what we want to do that day.
People, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day.
-Ooh, we could go to Dairy Land! -[making buzzer sound]
-Okay, how about Gus' Games and Grub? -[making buzzer sound]
-How about-- -[making buzzer sound]
Since nobody ever wants to read David Steel comics
and play video games all day,
my daily activities usually take an interesting turn.
Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand.
Hey! Someone put her funeral dress in the wash
with all my pageant gowns!
[Lola screaming]
[bonks]
I can't rip you apart if you're already dead!
-Back two, over one. -You got it, bro!
These accessories will make our outfits rockin'!
The days go by really fast when you don't have school.
But it's important that we still make time to study.
Guys, it's two o'clock. Shouldn't you hit the books?
It's two already?
I guess we should do some work.
Thanks for reminding us, Lola.
Okay, here we go. Workbook page one.
Please read all contents carefully.
Boom. One page down.
After hitting the books, we can finally unwind and blow off some steam.
Leni, what's your first move?
Hey, so like, how long have you been burgling?
What are you doing?
Breaking the ice. He's cute.
[camera clicks]
Ugh, okay. Lola, this burglar just stole your tiaras.
[yelling] [punching]
Lola, I think he liked me!
[phone ringing]
Oh, that's Lori's ringtone. It must be four o'clock already.
Time for my four o'clock call with Bobby.
Literally the highlight of my day.
-Well, you probably want to-- -Well, you probably want to--
-Sorry, you go. -Sorry, you go.
-Wait, you have to go? -Wait, you have to go?
-Um, well, love you. -Um, well, love you.
-Bye? -Bye?
Before dinner,
The family likes to get in a little TV watching,
even though we may not always agree on what to watch.
[punching] [grunting]
Sorry. TV's off limits.
Oh, come on. Why?
Lori and Leni are on edge.
You watching a monster truck rally is not going to help them.
There's one show that we can all enjoy together:
The Dreamboat.
[Narrator] Will our captivating captain find her first mate?
Or will it be man overboard?
Find out tonight as we set sail for love on The Dreamboat.
Karen should totes pick Bronson.
He's so gorge. I can't even.
[Lincoln] Hopefully, after Karen sends Blaine overboard
it's time for dinner.
My dad usually has something amazing made for us.
But every once in a while we'll help out.
-Oh, wow. You made, um… -Potatoes!
-Quinoa. -Turkey.
-Chicken. -Meatloaf.
-Bologna. -Frosted…
-…Cereal. -Goulash!
Barf.
Well, bon appetit.
-[both swallowing] -[Mom gags]
Mmm. It's so-- [gags]
We usually leave the cooking to our dad.
After dinner, my sisters and I like to work on our own projects.
As you can imagine, with limited space in the house,
it doesn't always go according to plan.
Well, Captain, after 13 weeks of careful construction,
your ship is finally ready.
[boiler rumbling]
Note to self, never build anything delicate in the basement.
As the day winds down, some of us try heading to bed early.
It is a school night, after all.
But some sisters have other plans.
[yawns] Would you look at the time?
Let's turn in and get this night over with.
What do you mean? It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate.
-Yeah, I-- -Lucha Libre!
I can't see anything!
It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle!
What? I can't hear anything either!
[crashing]
[crashing] [Lincoln moaning]
[Lynn] One, two, three! You're out!
[yawning]
Finally, it's time to actually sleep.
Which usually isn't a problem for me,
but I can't say the same for everyone else.
-[ringing cowbell] -[Luna groans]
Pops, I'm tryin' to catch some Z's. I got school tomorrow.
Come on, which is more important?
School, or rock and roll?
Well, when you put it that way…
-[ringing cowbell] -[rock guitar]
Have you guys lost your minds?!
You probably think that's it,
these 24 hours inside the Loud House are up.
But sometimes things get pretty interesting
in the middle of the night.
Holy moly, awesome!
Wait, why are you doing this for me?
I need beta testers. Now, are we doing this,
or am I sending Lana to a dimension where she's a toad?
Oh, we're doing it.
One word of caution.
You only have 24 hours to return home.
Otherwise, you'll be stuck there forever.
Got it.
-Let's do this. -Good luck.
I got to go break the bad news to Lana.
[screaming]
Looks like I'm about to experience 24 hours in an alternate reality.
But our 24 hours inside the Loud House are up.
Sorry about the chaos.
Hope that helmet came in handy.
[crashing] [Lincoln moans]
[Dad] Was he wearing a helmet?