Everybody do the Flop! [thud]
The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had two left feet from an accident at birth
And every time he danced he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "everybody do the flop!" A new dance craze was born!
Everybody do the Flop!
The do the flop guy was a viral sensation
Everybody did the flop across the whole entire nation
He was front page news with his new dance move
Everyone wanted to join in his new dance crew
But then one day things started going wrong
When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb
He said "Please, Stop! But no matter what he tried
There was no going back for the Do the Flop Guy
The Do the Flop Guy had to start a new trend
'Cuz the flop might cause the whole world to end
He had stop people from flopping on their faces
He tried to invent a new dance sensation
Everybody do the Don't Fall Down!
Everybody do the Stay In Place!
Everybody do the Standing Up!
Everybody do the Don't Fall Down! [Keep your feet on the ground!]
Everybody do the Stay In Place! [Please don't break your face!]
Everybody do the Standing Up! [Don't even put your hands up!]
Everybody don't do the flop!
The Do the Flop Guy couldn't make them all stop
They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop
They tuned him out and they all turned their backs
Yeah they left him behind and they called him a hack
The Do the Flop Guy had nothing left to prove
Only one thing left that he knew how to do
It was in his blood call it destiny or fate
He shouted "Everybody do the flop!" And the Earth began to shake
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