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welcome to the demon realm of makai a
dimension inhabited by
powerful beings known as dark stalkers
basically your classic hollywood movie
monster is mixed with anime powers
makai is ruled by several noble clans
including the croots
a family of beasts like werewolves
including one prominent member baraba
the wolf lord who had a son
named gallon which means hungry wolf
really thinking outside the box with
that one huh perhaps he'd prefer his
english name
john talbane yemen his dad is named
freaking wolf lord
that's so awesome it almost makes me
forget he's a total deadbeat
just like my dad did i say that out loud
things got worse
one of the wolf lord's enemies the demon
jeda sent an assassin to kill
jon's mother dick move moms are off
limits
now a werewolf and an orphan john grew
up pretty pissed off at just about
everything
especially the humans that hunted him
when he transformed in the light of a
full moon
jon can't help but embrace his crew's
heritage and under a red blood moon he
risks losing
all sense of self and becoming a
ravenous beast
jon's story was about the same as any
werewolves until he happened upon a man
who was
also half monster and who defeated jon
in combat
with martial arts
hell yeah i keep telling people the only
way to solve violence is with a good
pair of nunchucks
john's new friend did not offer violence
but control
seeing little other option jon accepted
a life with his new sensei
well we don't know for sure what
fighting style he was trained in
based on the time period location and
his stance we can guess that he was
learning
shotokan karate inspired by bushido and
zen buddhism shotokan karate's focus is
on controlled calm
a strong defense and a rejection of
unnecessary violence
basically the exact opposite of being a
werewolf well
sign me up for his doggy dojo cause i
have no idea how all that zen stuff
translates to moves like his climb
chaser and wild circular
rejection of unnecessary violence my ass
this dude's just showing off
by embracing his werewolf speed jon can
bash foes with his nunchaku and move so
fast he appears to be in two places at
once
and by tapping into his inner energy you
know key
john can perform the beast cannon and
rock it around the room like a doggy
meteor of pain
but that's nothing compared to the
almighty dragon cannon
oh yeah wiz can i go back to genetic
experimenting with animals
do you want to be a werewolf nope want
to teach mr snappy how to shoot fire
that actually sounds pretty interesting
i'm on board great great great i'll just
need to regain access to the
closet with the gasoline and lighters
please nope you lost that privilege for
a damn good reason and you know it come
back next week for the full episode of
sabrewolf vs john talbane