-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite,
"My Drunk Story" tweets from you guys, here we go.
This first one is from @ellenmlauri. She says...
[ Laughter ]
[ Slurred speech ] Is my special day.
-My birthday.
-[ Normal voice ] This one's from @ahskidmore. He says...
[ Laughter ]
You almost got there, dude. -Yeah almost, man.
-He almost made it. -Yeah.
That's the old college try.
-[ Laughs ] This one's from @Jordan White 4. She says...
[ Laughter ]
You're my best friend.
I am my best friend.
This one's from @buntybaggins.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
-She says...
There you go! [ Laughter ]
The trifecta. -Bunty!
-How embarrassing was that? -Hee-haw
-[ Grunts, groans ]
Wow. -Oh, Bunty.
-This one's from @FoggyDew1310.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
-[ Laughs ] He was up waiting for him.
-[ Jimmy laughs ] He didn't even get in that.
He didn't even get in his own house.
This one's from @maddie shea524. She says...
It says max pizza sticks and how to undrunk yourself.
[ Laughter ]
That's fantastic.
Pizza sticks? I never heard of that.
This one's from @GreenApple2. He says...
[ Laughter ]
Hey, man.
This one is from, uh, @debAURAhhh. She says...
[ Laughter ]
Hi, I-I'm missing. I think I'm missing.
Uh, this one is from @thePolishista or thepolishista?
Polishista, like maybe she's into nail polish?
-Polishing? Like Pledge furniture polish?
-Oh, yeah, man.
Yeah thepolishista. Or Polish.
-She loves Poland.
[ Light laughter ] Uh, she says...
[ Laughter ]
What?! That's too much.
You've had too much.
You've had too much to drink, I'm sorry.
This one's from @mc 125. She says...
[ Laughter ]
And that's it. That's it.
♪♪♪♪
-Wow. -Brad Pitt.
Got a Brad Pitt tattoo.
Absolutley I think. -No.
-Fantastic.
This last one's from @boss hogg57. He says...
[ Laughter ]
That's a win right there.
And there you have it, those are tonight's show hashtags.
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