TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!! my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a VR game called VR Chat
Which is a chatroom in VR where I can talk to people. I'm muted right now
I hope, maybe. Um this guy's making a lot of noise so I had to turn him down
I've seen a lot about this game
Everyone's playing it lately and everyone's having a really great time and everyone's recommending it so I thought I'd play it for myself for the
first time so. Wait let's unmute this dude
I guess I have to unmute myself eventually
I'm a skeleton man by the way, I'll show you my avatar before I do anything
Oh hello there's people over here. This is me. Hi! This is me. Okay I have to unmute myself
*papayrus voice*Hello fellow humans
*papyrus voice*Hello human, test subject 831
*papyrus voice*Very nice to meet you
"What's up Papyrus" "What's up skeletor"
*papyrus voice*Hmm not much. Those are some bountalicious boobies you have(0_0)
"Don't get too close, I'll get arrested dude"
*papyrus voice*Oh my god you are now 2D, how did you do that?
"Magic son"
"He's a magician, he's like Houdini"
*Laughter*This is fun, I like this. This is a great way to get over your own social anxiety
*Papyrus voice*How the hell did you get up there?
Teach me your wizardry
"Told you I'm a magician, son"
*papyrus voice*Can you wave down at me, or does your 2d body not allow that?
"Yeah the third dimension is practically a luxury right"
*papyrus voice* paid for the DLC. I got 3d in my game
"We don't have that where I'm from dude"
These guys are fun. *papyrus voice* Someone broke my hand
"Well let's find that someone and beat the hell out of them"
*papyrus voice*like the way you think it looks like I'm pointing at you, but that's just the way my hand is stuck
"Okay Papyrus"
Okay, I have no idea how to play this game.(we can see that)
You can see by the way down here in the I don't know if you guys can see it
You can see when I muted and when I'm not muted so I want to go around and I want to explore
I want to see what this game has to offer
You guys need to-
Bye! Oh god. Oh, god is there like a billion people in here?*Loud noise*OH JESUS
Oh mother of god, what did I get myself into?
Oh god is that Clarence?
What is happening??? Okay, so we have some options, I don't really know where this stuff is
What's in the box and open-mike day-This is cool!
You can just go in and dick around all you want. Should we go to Times Square in VR?(No Uganda!!)
Sure, why not. The last place I loaded into it didn't work though because there was too many people in it(Should have gone to Uganda)
Oh god. This is gonna take forever... whoa(0o0)
It's Times Square!!
Holy crap! Wait there's no one else around... Oh hello!
There's other people around
*papyrus voice*Hello tiny humans
*papyrus voice*You are all very petite
*papyrus voice*I'm afraid to stand around you for I might crrrush you
"You are also pretty petite if I must say"
I mean I did lose my flesh
"Are you trying to sound like Papyrus?"
No I am just a skeleton man, Papyrus does not have a voice
"You sound a lot like jacksepticeye"
That is ludicrous
Hello. Little minions. Follow me. I will lead you to the promised land
Ah Yes, my army amasses. Finally the people shall follow me into victory now
*cluck cluck cluck*Now Oh my god. What has happened to your face?
Your face is missing
Did anybody see this person's face? This person right here. Oh my god twins hello
How are you?
"How are you?"
I am pretty good I have amassed my own little army here next to me
Do you like my tiny knuckles?
"They are adorable"
My god there are a lot of them. This is the freakiest shit I have ever seen
Excuse me mr. Alien, I know this human plane is different for you, but you might need to check your microphone
It sounds like someone blowing into an asshole( easy there papyrus he might be watching!)
Yes it would seem that the mic is fixed
*Cute laughter* Aw I feel bad.
"I wish I had feelings but I'm just a robot"
That is okay, I lost feelings when I lost my skin(Ba dum tss)
"Turn around real quick"
What are you going to do to me if I turn around, I'm very afraid of you
"Turn around and you'll find the way"
Oh sweet jesus. This is the work of the alien(Yes jack pls go in the portal!!)
*papyrus voice*Don't you point at me, I'll point at you. I'm the one with the bony fingers
"Quick, you have 7 seconds"
*papyrus voice*In I go, farewell chums. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing(You will soon...)
I dunno what this is
This is a place called Uganda(Also Known as DE WAE)
That was in the hub. Oh mother of christ!
*papyrus voice*Why did you bring me here? This is terrifying!
"Because there is a lot more here"
I have no idea what's happening. This is my first time in this game and now there are multiple knuckles I am fucking terrified
"DO YOU KNOW DEE WAE?" "He doesn't know the way, sacrifice him!! sacrifice him!"
I literally have no idea what's going on. What is happening??*cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck*
*cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck*
"This is the way, you go into here"
"You are now the way. Go into the way"
*papyrus voice*I already did, now I'm a tiny person
I don't like this. Oh my god Saura! You are 14 feet tall what happened?
"You are now the way"
Okay, I'm back in the hub because
I didn't know what that was and everything was getting very confusing, and I'm a freaking tiny little
Oh my god, is that Cory? Is that Cory in the House? It's a house of Corys
"Papyrus?"
Yes Loli-chan
"Hello Papyrus"(^_^)
*Intense Coughing*
Hello
"I saw Sans at the pub earlier with Grillby"
Oh my god, I need to go find him. Where is he?
Well the last place I saw him was over at Grillby's
Hmm Grillby's, never heard of it!
I think I think he was slacking off again like he usually does
Hmm. Oh that brother of mine never doing an ounce of work
Yeah, he always really was a lazy bone(Ba dum tss)
I get it. It is one of them jokes. Oh, hi
You were not in front of me before. Now you have just bounced in. Those are some very jiggly boobies you have
* Manly voice*"Absolutely"
*mumbling* For fucks sake
*mocking* Absolutely
Can I play with your nose?
"Oh god in VR that's... yeah... uh..."
"Where did Jacksepticeye go because it sounded like him?"
What is a Jacksepticeye?
"Yeah, you sound like him"
Hmm that is very strange. I don't think he has ever played VR Chat
"Hang on a minute well you've given yourself away if you are him"
Not all I hate that guy
Yes very good. Is this one of those bottle flips I've heard so much about?
"Oh yes it's all the rage with the kids"
Give me a step by step breakdown of the dab
(Oh god)
"What, this?"
Yes, that looks fresh as hell, let me have a go
"Now you're fuckin just being patronising"
Let me have a go at one of those dabs
"On them haters- there we go! Ohowoah
Is that it?
"You get kicked on VR Chat for dabbing, you do know that don't ya?"
How about you give me a high four, or a high three. Pick a hand. Any hand
How did you do that? There is a tiny magician on my table. I am being bewildered by this tiny magic person right here
"Wow, that's pretty cool actually"
Either they're magic or I'm tripping balls right now
"I've had a few beers so-" "I think we're all tripping balls"
Hmm. Yes, I must be to play this game. There's tiny tiny people everywhere
Maybe I should just try and find some skin first
"Hey, can you grab something for us?"
I sure can you beautiful tailed lady
"Grab this pot right here and give it to Kana"
This pot down here? Oh, which pot?
"This one right here"
Okay, I have got your pot
"Give it to her"
This is a different type of pot than I am used to
"Hahaha oh I get it"
"It won't let me grab it. Okay, just follow me okay, follow me."
Okay, I'm taking a lot of orders from tiny people but okay
"I need you to put it in the middle of the door sideways"
I have no idea. Okay I'm- (phone rings) What the shit is that?
What the fuck is happening
Okay, so if you get into a world with a lot of people, the game starts freaking out. That might be on my end
I dunno if that's a server issue, a game issue, an internet issue on my end
I don't fucking know. Okay. I'm getting the fuck out of there cuz that was a mess
Ah, peace and tranquility
Oh wait they can't hear me I can talk in my normal voice. I'm like Batman
What's happening over here, what did I walk in on?
What did I stumble upon? What kind of ritual is this?
(conga conga conga conga conga conga conga)
Mother of God, hello tiny human
"He's a skeleton"
"Don't don't pretend to be Papyrus, there's other maps- avatars for that"
"No really, do you want me to drop a portal for you"
Yes, please drop a portal for me. Mind breaker show me the way
Thank you tiny person. Would you like them?
(Rejected)
Re-gifting my gift I see"
Yes. Christmas came early and I have a low budget. Okay but if you take me to a weird dungeon I will sue you
"You're- if you come back...."
Well too late now hahaha
All I heard was 'if you come back', and then I was gone
Where the- ohhh
Look at this fancy fancy
I've no idea how VR Chat works. He told me there was a Papyrus in here. There he is! Yes! Okay. How do I?
Am I him now?
Have I become? Yes! I am Papyrus! Oh look at me
I'm Papyrus! Yes!
"Sans? Oh wait no..."
Hello human
Okay, I'm still muted. I don't know where people are I just hear voices
I love how people are like 'are you trying to be Papyrus?' Papyrus has no voice
None of the characters have a voice
Okay well I'm gonna leave this episode of VR Chat here
Sorry, if that was messy, that was all over the place for me as well. I had no idea what I was doing,
I had no idea where I was going, how to get different avatars, how to do different things at all but my god
That's fun
Cuz you kind of just get in and you don't know what's gonna happen then all of a sudden the world just
Unfolds around you and people start talking weird stuff all around you and then you start making friends, you start making jokes
But next time we're going on an adventure with Papyrus. We were trying to be Papyrus all this time
But I dunno how the game works so I was going around as a random skeleton
But next time I actually am Papyrus so we'll figure it out for then, but for now
Thank you guys so much watching this episode. If you liked it punch that button in the face LIKE A BOSS
And high fives all round *WHAPOOSH* *WHAPOOSH*
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO
A lot of that has to be cut out because - who knew - random chat rooms, very racist.